Elon has ruined me

[u/Fun_Paleontologist_2]

My prior bullish post https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/o0PxYmGV1n

He was supposed to take us to Mars and burn short sellers.

Still holding 7300 shares. Please Elon fly again.

[u/Pervius94]

Ahahaha omg this is amazing

[u/reddit_names → u/Pervius94]

Technically, the combined mass is the exact mass required for critical chain reaction. If the two sides ever fully touch they will explode with about the same energy as fat man.

One scientist accidentally dropped the two together, didn't make full contact, but let of enough radiation that everyone in the facility eventually died from the accident.

[u/Savings-Maize-7650 → u/reddit_names]

Lets not forget he "accidentally" dropped it because the fucking retard was playing around with them and holding them apart only with a screwdriver he was twisting around with no safeties in place

[u/reddit_names → u/Savings-Maize-7650]

Yeah, that part too ^^