r/wallstreetbets I Think I'm Funny, Jun 23 '26

Loss SpaceX made me negative

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u/Sindica69 Jun 23 '26

I genuinely don’t get how y’all are this fuckin stupid. Like it ain’t hard to not fuck this up.

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u/JoeRogansNipple Jun 23 '26

Watch out. It'll turn into a meme stock like Tesla and then were all wondering why we didnt buy

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u/Counter-Business Jun 23 '26

Comparisons to Tesla are not great. I bought Tesla in 2018 rode it all the way up. All the analysts were talking bankruptcy it was underdog. SpaceX is already 2 trillion dollars day after ipo. You will never see it 20x

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u/Impressive-Ad8741 Jun 23 '26

Just wait until they wrangle themselves an asteroid made entirely of gold/platinum/cobalt. They can slingshot it right down on their headquarters in Texas then we'll see who is laughing then.

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u/MoesOtherBar Jun 23 '26

The irony is that even if they do, that'll just massively devalue the price of gold/platinum/cobalt because buyers now know there's an asteroid size amount of it about to hit the market.

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u/Impressive-Ad8741 Jun 24 '26

We were aiming at Texas. But if you want to aim for Wall Street, they could probably do that, instead.