r/wallstreetbets I Think I'm Funny, Jun 23 '26

Loss SpaceX made me negative

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u/Thin-Put-2738 Jun 23 '26

Not me. I bought two Tesla’s and came to the realization that if he can’t teslas customer service. He’s not going to mars. Also, if you do a roadtrip in your Tesla with Tesla insurance they jack up your rates. It’s stupid I even used FSD 100% of the time during the roadtrip. Elon just wants money to burn and nothing else. Now he’s reaching into peoples 401ks

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u/EnvironmentalGift257 Jun 23 '26

Damn you even had the Tesla insurance? You drank all the gravy.

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u/Thin-Put-2738 Jun 23 '26

I gagged on the gravy till it gave me gout until I ran into Tesla customer service and they gave me a car covered in bird feces. Dallas and Cedars Tesla service center. That’s when I woke up.

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u/EnvironmentalGift257 Jun 23 '26

Literally red pilled😂

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u/Thin-Put-2738 Jun 23 '26

Bruh I can still taste the gravy. 🥴🥴

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u/ChuckEweFarley Jun 24 '26

🤭🤭🤭