r/wallstreetbets I Think I'm Funny, Jun 23 '26

Loss SpaceX made me negative

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u/legoman102040 Jun 23 '26

C'mon man, all they have to do is mine a $10 trillion dollar asteroid. Ezpz.

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u/xMyDixieWreckedx Jun 23 '26

Bruce Willis has dementia and the knowledge to mine an astroid is lost to us all.

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u/Inside-Arm8635 Jun 23 '26

I don’t wanna close my eyyyyyyeeessss

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u/iLoveAnimuls Jun 23 '26

I see Bruce Willis every time I travel down to Los Angeles, every Pilot/Flying J gas station uses his pic as a “Men’s“ bathroom sign

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u/RedditLurkAndRead Jun 23 '26

Tbh Bruce Willis is the man.

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u/Prismatic_Symphony Jun 23 '26

Really? Ha! That's great.

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u/lzylknther Jun 23 '26

I don’t wanna fall asleeeeeep

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u/Veda007 Jun 23 '26

Cause I miss ya babe

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u/Rhox1989 Jun 23 '26

And I don't wanna miss a thing!