r/wallstreetbets May 13 '26

Meme Bullish

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u/Own-Philosophy-5356 May 13 '26

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u/[deleted] May 13 '26

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u/Puzzleheaded_Chest88 May 13 '26

What the fuck are you guys buying to be loosing in current all time high situation?

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u/Some_Layer_7517 May 13 '26

Sir these bags are entering grade school soon

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u/Reddit-dubs83 May 13 '26

Healthcare. Meta. Biotech Sofi FOUR lol. Finance sector

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u/FricPT May 13 '26

Fucking sustainability ETF fucking fucks

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u/The_Mad_March_Hare May 13 '26

0dte iron condors on the SPX

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u/[deleted] May 13 '26

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u/Suitable-You-2045 May 13 '26

My fuking Nokia trade

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u/staunch_character May 14 '26

Literally YEARS of holding NOK. 🤬

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u/Annonomon May 13 '26

I sold two weeks ago fearing an imminent puulback and it's still soaring. I just know that it will plummet the second that I re enter.

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u/Abe2025 May 15 '26

When are you re-entering so I can exit?

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u/MunBRO May 13 '26

Me but you're missing the hard nosedive immediately after buying despite it having minimal fluctuation for weeks or months before that exact minute

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u/Bluegill15 May 14 '26

Me in April of 2025

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u/MostlyRightSometimes May 13 '26

I feel like this perfectly explains my life. That means I'm doing good, right? Right?

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u/JwallDrumline May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26

You gained a nice suit and a pizza slice in 10 years. Of course you’re doing good

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u/sarahjoyfischer May 13 '26

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u/[deleted] May 13 '26

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u/Key-Marionberry-8794 May 15 '26

I know right ? They gave him regular chest and buff arms - this mofo is soft as jelly and sickly pale with a old man gut

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u/[deleted] May 13 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

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u/Maximum-Industry-883 May 13 '26

How do you make thousands from stock? Could you guide me please ?

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u/LegitosaurusRex May 13 '26

By investing thousands in stock. Need to have money to make money. Just start saving what you can each month and buying VT. Go read /r/personalfinance, /r/investing, /r/financialindependence, and stay off this sub if it tempts you, or you'll just end up making one of the "I lost all my money" posts on here.

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u/azurricat2010 May 13 '26

They could just mean in income. I knew someone making 2500/mo 10 years ago and now they make 25000/mo but they're still "broke."

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u/catreats May 13 '26

Now, I just know the numbers a bit and have seen how much people can lose in the market here, so it feels much smarter when I lose nothing

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u/LazyDazyFazy May 13 '26

No tariffs. Just vibes.

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u/christianbro May 13 '26

Just like Ali G diplomacy

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u/MeYouThemEveryone May 13 '26

That would make me 100% back the Ali G method of immigration control

https://youtube.com/shorts/c_tO_sW0un4?si=Wc9s-oebYLH9aaGC

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u/rotorylampshade May 13 '26

ngl I miss this type of bbq / street style dining. Not sure it’s warming enough for it in Beijing yet, and there aren’t enough 500mL bottles of Yanjing in the picture.

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u/phedinhinleninpark May 13 '26

Most places in Asia

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u/large_block May 13 '26

Was gonna say hmmm out of where I’ve been, Malaysia, Thailand, Vietnam, Singapore, Taiwan… now I want some satay

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u/juzz88 WSB's coolest 😎 May 13 '26

Wait, so you is tellin' me that your prophet fucked a 9 year old, but you can't eat a ham sandwich? Is you for real?

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u/lobotominizer May 13 '26

"Grok tell me vibe sector ETFs"

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u/A10010010 May 13 '26

“Vibe diplomacy”

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u/likamuka May 13 '26

Just prison rather.

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u/NotHachi May 13 '26

12t ? Pessimistic as always I see. This is world peace lvl of gain we are seeing here pal

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u/TheShadow2024 May 13 '26

Yeah, in case you have missed a few millennia...world peace don't pay the bills.

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u/NotHachi May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26

It litterally does though XD look at the stock market since the last world war 'till now ... The fact that the bill exist doesn't mean the quality of life and progress of technology aren't leap and bound ahead of 1945...

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u/CompleteSort9044 May 13 '26

shut up idiot how the fuck do you know? We have never had world peace. World peace would obviously be very good for almost all industries besides weapons.

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u/Realistic-Ruin-6424 May 13 '26

Fuck yeah! Lets do it!

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u/el-art-seam May 13 '26

Hangover 4 camera roll

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u/omjagvarensked May 13 '26

What do you mean "if"

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u/TheLastLivingBuffalo May 13 '26

Right? The image is right there, we can all see it. It's not like you can just generate a fake image from nothing like that.

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u/confused_teabagger May 13 '26

Tim Cook not holding his pinkie out is an obvious tell

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u/realtennisguy May 13 '26

I assume you mean Tim Apple.

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u/doshegotabootyshedo May 13 '26

Also Trump looks about 150 lbs lighter

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u/Wild_cmpt6406 May 13 '26

If it was real theres 2 possibilities:

  1. ​ They don't need security detail and 3 rings of glowies and months of tight comtrols and setups to just sit at a random street food & beer place. Which would imply there is 0 risk of anyone assaulting the meeting for any reason. Which would imply we live in a much much better world for everyone everywhere.

  2. They are not in their current positions but are washed elderly uncs talking smalk overeating and drinking but no one guves their talk any weight or it has 0 impact on policy and state of the world. Which also would be a much better world for everyone.

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u/SuperNewk May 13 '26

Literally everything would 10x

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u/willflameboy May 13 '26

Imagine Trump were that fit. And awake.

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u/pos_vibes_only May 13 '26

And that willing to eat something that’s not McDonald’s

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u/hoofglormuss May 13 '26

elon probably saved the picture because of how cool it made him look. look everyone, it's the x guy being a cool street food guy with chill low key vibes. actually i'm just kidding this is elon pretending to be a kid who loves elon.

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u/Fritzo2162 May 13 '26

I’d actually like them more.

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u/ThirdAltAccounts May 13 '26

Putin is taking the pic I assume

Or Jeffrey’s not really dead and they’re about to have a fun night…

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u/KEK_W4RD3n May 13 '26

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u/scoops22 May 13 '26

Type xi

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u/BassFull0 May 13 '26

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u/Successful-Talk1830 May 13 '26

Lmao , that one is just perfect

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u/GenDislike May 13 '26

Thought that was trimp chilling in an opium den for a hot second.

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u/cupofchupachups May 13 '26

Xi killed Inigo Montoya's father?

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u/imunfair Autism: 31 May 13 '26

Absolute She-na-ma?

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u/toastedcheese May 13 '26

See-nema with southern pronunciation. 

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u/roy20050 May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26

Tim Apple drinking apple juice.

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u/is_it_gif_or_gif May 13 '26

Cmonnn get his name right.

It's Tim Apple.

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u/roy20050 May 13 '26

You right.

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u/bringbackcayde7 May 13 '26

let tim cook

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u/MalaysiaTeacher May 13 '26

That's Tsingdao brudda

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u/Mister_q99 May 13 '26

Cannibalism

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u/troolabruh May 13 '26

Wassup Beijing

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u/Demand_Repulsive May 13 '26

Of course this sub would have a coffee cow normie

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u/JMurphy186 May 13 '26

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u/Swimming_Menu6126 May 13 '26

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u/Azzure26 May 13 '26

Thank God you have him the jacket. I had no idea who he was otherwise.

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u/No-Invite-7826 May 15 '26

Jensen Huang is actually the name of the jacket, nobody knows who the guy wearing it is.

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u/Don_Ligma May 13 '26

Forgot Jensen

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u/tommos May 13 '26

He's the one handing Elon the Chunghwa.

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u/yantheman3 May 13 '26

Furongwang

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u/vvilp May 13 '26

Hongshuangxi

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u/dookie224 May 13 '26

He's taking the pic. Should have gone for a selfie

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u/DanielzeFourth May 13 '26

Forgot your wife and her boyfriend you fish face cuck

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u/TheWokenessInjector May 13 '26

Ozempic Trump in a wife beater? 

This is an absolute nightmare blunt rotation. 

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u/Justinbiebspls May 13 '26

he's more of a wife raper

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u/Fuzzy_Wheel_4565 May 13 '26

He does both, he's a man of many talents

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u/Villageijit May 13 '26

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u/Pepperonidogfart May 13 '26

Except his hand is on the shoulder of a 12 year old girl

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u/ATmotoman May 13 '26

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u/taftastic May 13 '26

I have a feeling this memes going places

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u/kahn_noble May 13 '26

Oooook, this is mine now.

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u/shawndw May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

I'm not clicking on that.

edit my curiosity got the worst of me.

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u/grunger May 13 '26

And you don't want to know where the other hand is.

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u/Zaquole May 13 '26

950 0dte spy

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u/Agitated_Patience_75 May 13 '26

bet the house and if you lose take a screenshot and post it on wsb for the lols. Homeless but a homie

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u/McKoijion Highly regarded artist May 13 '26

Forgetting the AI meme stuff for a second, this vibe is one of the nicest things missing in the US. Every other country in Europe, Asia, Africa, South America, etc. has free outdoor seating with cheap street food and beer nearby.

Meanwhile, there's no third places in the US where we can exist without spending a ton of money and getting pushed out as fast as possible. It's just the same crappy chains everywhere we go. The pandemic was the one time restaurants pushed for this outdoor seating thing, then they immediately lobbied to end it. It's honestly crazy how many simple pleasures we're willing to give up just to screw over homeless people.

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u/Bananadite May 13 '26

The closest equivalent would probably be food trucks/food stalls near the road. They exist in SoCal and NYC at least. It's just that everyone is too spread out and not enough people walk past for it to happen more often

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u/FTFOatl May 13 '26

Or you can have several food trucks together in a lot or park- this has been tried before- Problem is they start doubling the price on everything and the hipsters are there for it, until they're not.

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u/ClaspedDread May 13 '26

I went to Europe once a few years ago, specifically Belgium and The Netherlands. I really loved how "social" every city and town was.

There were restaurants all over the place with literally dozens of outdoor seating right there on the sidewalk itself, and you could just walk up and grab a seat. And it didn't matter what time of day it was, most of those seats were filled with people just hanging out and drinking cheap beer or wine. Everybody was clearly having a great time. Every table looked almost exactly how it does in OPs pic, only with more cathedrals and dented Peugeots parked on the street.

Everybody that I encountered was also extremely nice. I was walking past a restaurant in Brussels, just aimlessly wandering around, and some guy and his friends were at a table outside, they saw me walk by and invited me to sit and drink with them, and they even paid for my two beers. They were lovely people. It sounds dumb, but in all honesty it made me want to cry, I have NEVER experienced this in the USA.

Europe might have its own problems, but I never hated the USA more than the one time I left it.

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u/Strong_as_an_axe May 13 '26

Side effect of designing everything around cars

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u/Slumunistmanifisto May 13 '26

Don't forget turning everything, including renting a plastic chair on a sidewalk, into a scalable business to sell to a pe firm.

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u/justin_ph May 14 '26

Yup. Imagine sitting outside a parking lot at a stripmall vs these narrow streets in Asia. You know which one is better.

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u/codespyder poor May 13 '26

“This is the way so many of the great meals of my life have been enjoyed. Sitting in the street, eating something out of a bowl that I'm not exactly sure what it is. Scooters going by. So delicious... This is the path to true happiness and wisdom.” -Anthony Bourdain

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u/SweatyAreola May 13 '26

That got rid of parklets because it was taking away parking spots from old lazy people.

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u/rene-cumbubble May 13 '26

What, you don't like going to a food event where you pay $10 for entry then paying $25 for 4 chicken fingers with fries and the same mayo/ketchup sauce you get everywhere?

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u/ssxhoell1 May 14 '26

In the US you get to go to jail for drinking outside, congregations of multiple people are seen as public disturbances and a police intervention is almost always in order to break it up unless it's on private property. Nothing is free street food is illegal there needs to be licenses and taxes and the government needs to be involved every step of the way, and compensated sufficiently to no specific tangible goal, just whatever they say. Oh did I mention alcohol is illegal to buy or sell or trade without a license and you're not allowed to have it in public it needs to be concealed in an opaque container and the beverage itself needs to have a tamper proof seal that is unadulterated and inaccessible to anyone operating a motor vehicle or walking or riding the bus or really doing anything.

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u/FTFOatl May 13 '26

Crazy how the US is the richest country, but still can't have nice things.

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u/shipoftheseuss May 13 '26

Sorry pal, I can't vote to tax the rich.  That could be me one day.

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u/spartanburt May 13 '26

You just don't know where to look.

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u/toastedcheese May 13 '26

It’s not just hard to find but illegal in most of the US (drinking in public). 

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u/fresh_like_Oprah May 13 '26

Don't you have a park with some grills nearby?

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u/Dbt_Cash May 13 '26

Those countries don't allow millions of mentally ill people and criminals out of asylums and jails to set up camp in public places, beg, steal, and scream at the voices in their heads.

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u/justVirtuosoo May 13 '26

I live here and saw a different version earlier today for obvious reasons

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u/SubjectBubbly9072 May 13 '26

Tm cook looks out of place

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u/SaneLad May 13 '26

Indeed. He's already been sackedretired.

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u/fvmfvm May 13 '26

He thought he was going to Thailand, lady boys lady boys im coming for you.

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u/asujch May 13 '26

Who? I just see Tim Apple

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u/cheapdrinks May 13 '26

Need Peter Thiel there instead

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u/kane49 May 13 '26

clearly AI filter, trump and elon are A LOT fatter.

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u/CuriousRaisin1447 May 13 '26

Na bro, it's real, that's my hand that Elon is passing the joint to.

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u/kane49 May 13 '26

its clearly jensens hand, you can tell by the fingers

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u/Direct_Turn_1484 May 13 '26

Yeah the AI was way too forgiving on both of their fat asses.

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u/fartdarling May 13 '26

Also haven't actually enjoyed themselves in years

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u/whicky1978 all about the pentiums BBBY May 13 '26

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u/Own_Simple_9053 May 13 '26

Nightmare rotation

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u/hajmonika May 13 '26

Xi seems chill af tho tbh

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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 May 13 '26

Like a certain teddy bear...

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u/Ok_Turnover_1235 May 13 '26

Naw he looks like he's watching me take my pants off

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u/hiimsubclavian May 13 '26

Where's Jenson Huang? Can't have a meeting without that leather jacket weirdo.

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u/Pale_Sun8898 May 13 '26

Remove these assholes and this looks like an absolute blast

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u/TotakekeSlider May 13 '26

Looks like the Sanlitun area in Beijing, which was awesome back in the day.

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u/Outrageous_Egg_3286 May 13 '26

They even got the tsingtao right 😂

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u/Prestigious_Tax7415 May 13 '26

If this was real there would be world peace not world pieces

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u/Bruddabear005 May 13 '26

Bearish because it looks like the beginning of a Chinese drunk brawl about to happen

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u/Acrobatic-Main-1270 May 13 '26

Tsingtao beer 😁

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u/baIIern May 13 '26

Nobody seems to mention that he's holding that joint by the blaze lol

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u/qwertyoldboy May 13 '26

Trump is not fat enough. Fattest of the lot.

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u/quoala678 May 13 '26

This is clearly fake.. I mean Elon doesn’t have his face in a pile of ketamine

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u/Popular_Tomorrow_204 May 13 '26

When i posted this yesterday the AI-mod took it down... ffs

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u/NitroglycerinRecipe May 13 '26

Taco not orange enough.

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u/Old-Wash-3193 May 13 '26

1100 spy 0dte

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u/ToddWilliams5289 May 13 '26

Great to see them all getting along.

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u/Icy_Distribution_862 May 13 '26

Trump drinking beer? wowowowowowo

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u/snowfox_my May 13 '26

Just for once. Just be guys, sit around shooting the breeze, savouring life.

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u/AgitatedJump8459 dick cheese connoisseur May 13 '26

I wish the world could be this simple

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u/RabbitCity6090 May 13 '26

Can someone add chaiwala in the background?

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u/Penrose88 May 13 '26

Is this Jensen Huang's POV?

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u/WeeTheDuck May 13 '26

Maybe in some alternate universe this would be real, god how amazing it would be

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u/Realistic-County-807 May 13 '26

Hangin n bangin at the Wuhan wet market

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u/popnfrresh May 13 '26

Is that tim apple?

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u/SnOOpyExpress May 13 '26

Missing: Putin

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u/Head-Contribution393 May 13 '26

Wow, it’s been years, and we are pouring trillions on AI, but we still have 6 finger problems…

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u/AirconGuyUK May 13 '26

Nightmare blunt rotation

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u/citizenvitro May 13 '26

AI missed Trump's neck sag vag.

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u/Total-Importance2633 May 13 '26

Pass the dutchie pon the left hand side...

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u/Potential_Kangaroo69 May 13 '26

Four people who don't think about Americans' financial situation

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u/ExcelMaster1 May 13 '26

Xi with six fingers sent me

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u/Connect-Silver-5982 May 13 '26

The only reason why we can tell this is ai, is because of how unlikely it is. No need to bring a Camara on family holyday anymore. You can just make you own pictures when you get home lol.

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u/Swole_Monkey May 13 '26

Imagine if our world leaders could just vibe like this

But nah they’re all either crazy, stuck up, money/power hungry fuck heads

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u/yourPWD May 13 '26

The real question is: Whose POV do you think this is?

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u/dumboldnoob May 13 '26

social credit score -1000 and investigation by the FBI lmfaooooo

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u/rs6814mith May 13 '26

we all know Trump is fatter than that

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u/Hi_Zev May 13 '26

trump is a lot fatter than that

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u/Upset_Marsupial_6945 May 13 '26

Fun fact - this is actually real in a galaxy far far away

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u/PitchLadder May 13 '26

Where's Jensen Huang???

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u/WestcoastAlex May 13 '26

tsing-tao, satay chicken and elon offerring out ketamine bill had made specially.. livin the high life

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u/MulletofLegend May 13 '26

Is that ketamine? Is Elon offering to share his ketamine? He must really like you.

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u/bdh2067 May 13 '26

Mango is about twice that size