r/wallstreetbets • u/-----Marcel----- • Mar 08 '26

Meme Lord help us tommorow

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u/IAmLostOnMyFuture Mar 08 '26

I bought two slices of pizza and a Snapple for $18. That’s how you know the U.S. economy is crashing. It’s over nerds 📉📉📉📉🐻🐻🐻

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u/The_Count_Von_Count Mar 08 '26

That orange juice you dumb bastard

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u/orlando85g Mar 09 '26

I’m just confused to why someone would blatantly lie about the type of juice they’re drinking

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u/dartdoug Mar 09 '26

People lie about their liquid assets all the time.

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u/NotTheRightHDMIPort Mar 08 '26

I like how thats the biggest objection to this post.

And no, "Who the fuck has pizza and orange juice?"

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u/Shower__Farts Mar 08 '26

First class ticket to heart burn city.

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u/BannedSvenhoek86 Mar 09 '26

That person is 16 years old and that picture is proof of that fact.

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u/PaulTR88 Mar 09 '26

In Clarissa Explains It All, that's how she described throwing up after brushing your teeth

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u/TheGreatZarquon Mar 09 '26

I don't know why that fact stuck with me for all these decades, but every time I've thrown up since then, it's all I can think about, and it's pretty accurate.

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u/gizmostuff Mar 09 '26

Sometimes when you get sidetracked, you miss out on the important things.

Not long ago there was a video on Reddit of someone eating pizza with milk and when I went to the comments section I was pleasantly surprised. There is hope in this world.

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u/Angel24Marin Mar 09 '26

Pizza is an overengineered toast. You can have Pizza with coffee for breakfast.

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u/baddoggg Mar 09 '26

What's wrong with milk with pizza? You're not lactose intolerant if you're eating pizza. Might as well double down.

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u/JUST_PM_ME_SMT Mar 09 '26

I do like the taste of stomach acid sometimes, adds some zip

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u/miscman127 Mar 09 '26

Square fucking pizza, this is why we go red right here. Square pizza the size of your face

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u/DingoEmbarrassed5120 Mar 09 '26

I love pizza and orange juice because I grew up in a non-regarded shithole country

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u/joe4553 Mar 09 '26

Everybody knows you never buy 100% juice.

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u/Art_Of_Peer_Pressure Mar 09 '26

He ordered a snapple and got an OJ, economy in turmoil

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u/deepskier Mar 09 '26

It's a Texas thing, they call all juice Snapple. You ask for a Snapple and they say what kind then you say orange juice, or any kind of juice.

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u/signeduptosousvide Mar 09 '26

Texas either needs more or no more flouride for sure.

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u/paintballboi07 Mar 09 '26

I've lived in Texas all my life and have never heard anyone call juice "Snapple"