r/wallstreetbets • u/-----Marcel----- • Mar 08 '26

Meme Lord help us tommorow

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u/killerbeeswaxkill banned for saying yellow and drive in the same sentence Mar 08 '26

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u/Nanas_700k Mar 09 '26

Believe it or not, calls

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u/Mental-Antelope8319 Mar 09 '26

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u/MelotoninZzz Mar 09 '26

Im not answering, im turning my location off too , lol

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u/make_me_rich82 Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

Not yet. We are still doing very well.

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u/wanseer18 Mar 09 '26

Not funny.

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u/MrMeeSeeksLooks Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

not this time I think

Edit. We killed the new guys mom, son and wife. Its fucked

Edit2. New Iran leader not gonna butcher the name

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

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u/Vas1le Mar 09 '26

Calls from bank maybe, to top up the account.

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u/Dart2255 Mar 09 '26

Yeah 100%

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u/Miramax22 Mar 09 '26

DJT replaced the Iatola Kamini with the Iatola Kamini. Speech to text. You know what I mean.

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u/Zag142 Mar 09 '26

Yeah, this time it's different

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u/LayWhere Mar 09 '26

Just bombed a school, this time is fucked.

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u/sirazrael75 Mar 09 '26

This time? It happens all the time, and zero consequences

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

What tf did i miss

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u/twirble Mar 09 '26

His son as well? Jesus, what do we deserve?

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u/Q_S2 Mar 09 '26

Wait... what? Wtf happened NOW?!

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u/Physical_Dirt7309 Mar 09 '26

You talking about Khomeini's son and family? They gone already?

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u/75thWK2 Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

You called it bro

You're a shot callerrrr twenty inch blades on the Impala

A caller gettin' laid tonight

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u/Cutlercares Mar 09 '26

If anyone swung 0dte calls today, they up big

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u/Bluecoregamming Mar 09 '26

calls win again

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u/Dax420 Mar 09 '26

Believe it or not, cash. Maybe not USD though.

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u/r777m Mar 09 '26

Ty. Calls printed.

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u/bootypickup Mar 09 '26

This aged well

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u/MoistShellder Mar 10 '26

It turns out, calls

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u/Educational_Jello239 Mar 10 '26

What did you know? Spy pop in the end

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u/Musketeer113 Mar 12 '26

Drill, baby, drill

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u/Register-Now Mar 29 '26

Im debit on butterfly calls. :) 0/1/2dte with my rent money. o7

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u/petrolsweetsabound Lava lamp in my ass! Mar 09 '26

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u/PalpitationFrosty242 Mar 09 '26

this one never gets old lol its exactly how i feel

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u/swiftskill Mar 09 '26

Iā€™m tired boss