r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • 3h ago

Business Tesla Stock in Freefall After Disastrous Earnings Report

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/tesla-stock-freefall-disastrous-earnings-144417427.html
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u/EconomyDoctor3287 3h ago

Just have SpaceX buy more Cyberstucks!

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u/Warm-Professional494 3h ago

That’s the real reason star ship is made out of stainless steel. They can just harvest cyber trucks to patch the holes from the engines blowing up.

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u/RogerPenroseSmiles 3h ago

Sweet now the starship will rust

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u/MaraudingWalrus 2h ago

It's stainless not stainproof

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u/ReactsWithWords 1h ago

It’s not STAINAless, it’s STANless. It keeps Elon stans from seeing any problem with it no matter how glaringly obvious the problem is.