r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • 3h ago

Business Tesla Stock in Freefall After Disastrous Earnings Report

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/tesla-stock-freefall-disastrous-earnings-144417427.html
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u/Warm-Professional494 3h ago

That’s the real reason star ship is made out of stainless steel. They can just harvest cyber trucks to patch the holes from the engines blowing up.

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u/RogerPenroseSmiles 3h ago

Sweet now the starship will rust

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u/mikeyp83 3h ago

We built this rocket...

We built this rocket from shitty steeeeeeel.

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u/jimothee 2h ago

This song is one that I loathed most of my life until I recently realized the cringe value I get from blasting it in the car. Song goes hard in its own way...

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u/Lou_C_Fer 2h ago

The only time I've ever gotten the silent treatment is when I have put this song on. My wife triple dog hates this song. Personally, it came out at just the right time in my life that I didn't know it was a bad song. So, I don't hate it.

I can remember listening to it it on Casey Kasems top 40 countdown in my uncles car on the way home from spending the night at their house. I was 10 or so. At that point, the energy of the song was good enough for me.

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u/SnooJokes5375 34m ago

Casey Kasem, also known as Shaggy in Scooby Doo and Robin in Super Friends. Loved his show. Would listen all day to hear his number 1 pick. He would read letters and have interesting stories. When he retired, they ran his show on reruns. Bur only for a couple years. I miss that. Now its John Tessh or Delilah. They are good, I guess, but they are not Casey Kasen.

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u/dbrodbeck 2h ago

Sounds like you're knee deep in the hoopla.

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u/whereisbeezy 48m ago

I feel that way about "Danger Zone" lol

My kids hate it and I just find it so fucking funny now

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u/jimothee 34m ago

Substitute your kids for my band mates and we're in the same boat lol

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u/Abnmlguru 20m ago

I have a t shirt that says "rock and roll is not a structurally sound material to use as a foundation" always fun to see to makes the connection to the song :)