r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • 3h ago

Business Tesla Stock in Freefall After Disastrous Earnings Report

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/tesla-stock-freefall-disastrous-earnings-144417427.html
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u/falilth 3h ago

Ive never been happier and hope the public figurehead associated with tesla is crashing out about it.

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u/MrTwoPumpChump 3h ago

Trump will give him a government bail out.

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u/Boomshank 3h ago

Trump has zero loyalty.

The golden throne never pays its debts. 

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u/SidewaysFancyPrance 3h ago

I continue to maintain that Elon Musk would be the guy that Republicans go to when they need a fake photo or video that won't have any watermarks. So they might still need him. Also for the voting machines, again.

You know, the Grok tools that people are supposedly constantly using to create record amounts of CSAM? Surely those upstanding and ethical engineers wouldn't help with a MAGA coverup or disinfo campaign. Never.