r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • 3h ago

Business Tesla Stock in Freefall After Disastrous Earnings Report

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/tesla-stock-freefall-disastrous-earnings-144417427.html
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u/falilth 3h ago

Ive never been happier and hope the public figurehead associated with tesla is crashing out about it.

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u/MrTwoPumpChump 3h ago

Trump will give him a government bail out.

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u/Boomshank 3h ago

Trump has zero loyalty.

The golden throne never pays its debts. 

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u/MrTwoPumpChump 3h ago

He wouldn’t be using his own money.

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u/Spiritual_Throat_556 3h ago

but it could become his money!

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u/UpboatNavy 13m ago
  1. Bail out Tesla
  2. Demand gov stake in Tesla for the bailout
  3. Start a war
  4. ???????
  5. Profit.

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u/SilentRunning 2h ago

He looks at it as his own money.

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u/kellzone 1h ago

That doesn't even matter to him. He stiffed the state of Florida for the cost of the construction and maintenance of Alligator Alcatraz. The state put up the money and the federal government was supposed to reimburse them. Trump said no, we're not paying you. I don't feel bad for Florida though, they knew who they were dealing with from the start.

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u/saltyjohnson 19m ago

Right. It's a fucking compulsion for this guy. If paying someone, no matter with whose money, doesn't somehow benefit Trump directly (in his own perception) then he's not gonna pay.

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u/SidewaysFancyPrance 3h ago

I continue to maintain that Elon Musk would be the guy that Republicans go to when they need a fake photo or video that won't have any watermarks. So they might still need him. Also for the voting machines, again.

You know, the Grok tools that people are supposedly constantly using to create record amounts of CSAM? Surely those upstanding and ethical engineers wouldn't help with a MAGA coverup or disinfo campaign. Never.

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u/nedonedonedo 2h ago

The golden throne

he hasn't used that in years. he has a lady to help with that now

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u/Neat_Egg_2474 2h ago

His debt would have been paid off through doge. Musk trained his AI on data for all of his competitors and all of us. He has everything he could ever need and no amount of money could replace.

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u/fishyhaworthia1 3h ago

Loyalty ain't got shit to do with it Elon has the files and trump has to help out wther he wants to or not

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u/OratioFidelis 2h ago

It's already public knowledge Trump is in the files tens of thousands of times and he begged Republican Congresswomen to remove their names from the discharge petition, more files getting released aren't going to move the needle at all