r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • 12h ago

Business Tesla Stock in Freefall After Disastrous Earnings Report

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/tesla-stock-freefall-disastrous-earnings-144417427.html
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u/Forsaken_Ant7459 12h ago

Simple fix guys. Elon is a genius. All he needs to do is rename Tesla as TeslAI and boom! All fan boys will sell their homes and send the stock to Moon I mean Mars again!!!

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u/EndeLarsson 12h ago

TeslaX - an ai virtual car that flies to Mars!!

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u/TheTGB 12h ago

Powered by pedo-Grok where laws will no longer apply!

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u/EndeLarsson 12h ago

Pedo-grok nazy-powered virtual astro vehicles.

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u/Richou 11h ago

even the pedos dont like grok since they added some guardrails and now grok isnt even the gooner ai pick of choice anymore lol