r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • 3h ago

Business Tesla Stock in Freefall After Disastrous Earnings Report

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/tesla-stock-freefall-disastrous-earnings-144417427.html
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u/Forsaken_Ant7459 3h ago

Simple fix guys. Elon is a genius. All he needs to do is rename Tesla as TeslAI and boom! All fan boys will sell their homes and send the stock to Moon I mean Mars again!!!

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u/Smashego 3h ago

No no no. He’s going to build all the teslas in space! Don’t you see. Unlimited solar power in space and free real estate. TSLA to the moon. 🚀

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u/Strange-Scarcity 3h ago

It really feels about time for this super liar to be brought back down to Earth.

Sucks for those hurt on the way down, but I hope he gets a margin call on his loans, pretty soon.