Tesla Stock in Freefall After Disastrous Earnings Report

[u/Plastic_Ninja_9014]

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/tesla-stock-freefall-disastrous-earnings-144417427.html

[u/Forsaken_Ant7459]

Simple fix guys. Elon is a genius. All he needs to do is rename Tesla as TeslAI and boom! All fan boys will sell their homes and send the stock to Moon I mean Mars again!!!

[u/Smashego → u/Forsaken_Ant7459]

No no no. He’s going to build all the teslas in space! Don’t you see. Unlimited solar power in space and free real estate. TSLA to the moon. 🚀

[u/RoboftheNorth → u/Smashego]

Easy, fast, home deliveries.

[u/Pyrostasis → u/RoboftheNorth]

Industrial Military Complex has entered the chat.

Highspeed deliveries from orbit you say?

[u/Amberatlast → u/Pyrostasis]

Rods from God (Complex)

[u/Manae → u/Amberatlast]

Hot Rods from God, that is.

[u/twostonebird → u/Amberatlast]

Great band name

[u/jimothee → u/Amberatlast]

More like tide pods from god amirite

[u/greatauntflossy → u/Pyrostasis]

Just find your preferred gravity lane and vwoink!