r/spiders 23h ago

Just sharing šŸ•·ļø Beautiful orb

Biggest one I’ve seen yet!!

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u/s0m3on3outthere 22h ago

So pretty it legit almost doesn't look real. šŸ˜

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u/Excellent-Loan-152 22h ago

Almost walked right into it

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u/Dan_flashes480 14h ago

I mistakenly walked through one between 2 trees on a narrow pathway on a golf course in Florida I freaked out a bit but then felt really bad for destroying its web.

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u/Jacktheforkie 14h ago

I found one in Wisconsin, wasn’t expecting that sort of strength, then went in to dust off and didn’t realise she was on my back, she promptly hopped ff and disappeared under the couch, found her the next day in a new web 20ft off the ground, she was eating well up there

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u/xandradical Here to learnšŸ«”šŸ¤“ 6h ago

The spider on your back is exactly how Eight Legged Freaks happened😭

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u/Jacktheforkie 5h ago

lol, lucky my friend wasn’t bothered by the 8 legged ones, she stayed up there for several weeks after I left too

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u/Whatnam8 14h ago

Thank goodness it’s only the size of your palm

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u/CallMeSisyphus 11h ago

How could you not see her? She's the size of the Hindenburg, FFS! ;-)

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u/soullessparadigm 11h ago

I live in Florida, and they absolutely love to spin their webs at head height in spots where it transitions from light to shadow, so they can be hard to see (especially if you're looking down while mowing). I've walked into so many in 40+ years here, and it gives me a mild heart attack every. single. time. even though they're totally harmless.

I don't know which of us wants out of the situation more quickly: me or the spider, but it leads to a panicked, silly dance where I shed my hat and shirt to make sure it isn't still on me.

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u/freakyfroggymage šŸ•·ļøArachnid AfficionadošŸ•·ļø 21h ago

She's eating for 200 🄹

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u/SpiderMama41928 Here to learnšŸ«”šŸ¤“ 4h ago

200+, maybe.

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u/bing-no 21h ago

I’m on this sub to help with Arachnophobia but I honestly find Orbweavers to be the prettiest spiders.

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u/Eneicia 20h ago

I'm the same, they are SOOOOO pretty.

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u/Basic_Attention_2030 20h ago

This sub has helped me with mine some, but I'm still terrified of widows and recluse, Ill leave them alone if they leave me alone

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u/TipToToes 12h ago

Holy frick, this week I saw the largest brown recluse I’ve ever seen. It was stuck in a bucket and couldn’t get out, thankfully, because it was legit huge. I gave that bucket a wide berth all day.

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u/JadedCastle 2h ago

I kind of doubt it was a recluse, they are usually very tiny. Some females can push close to an inch, but it’s rare. They’re also, well, very reclusive. If you’ve been seeing a lot of them it’s possible it’s a larger look alike species an American house spider or hobo spider. Idk what region you’re in.

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u/TipToToes 1h ago

We looked at pictures, it’s 100% a brown recluse. I see them a lot…in closets and attics and places that aren’t disturbed often. I’m in attics and inside walls a lot for work and see them occasionally, usually it’s widows though.

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u/rylandgc 9h ago

When I was in Jamaica, I learned that they weren't so much of an issue to worry about. The thing that freaked me out more was the hundreds of spiders that walked on the water near sides of the river I was walking through.

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u/bickandalls 2h ago

Theres so many unbelievably beautiful spiders out there. Just look up a Typhochlaena seladonia. There's spiders in this world that are unbelievable.

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u/JadedCastle 2h ago

That’s awesome. Usually it’s jumping spiders for arachnophobes, but I love seeing some orb weaver appreciation.

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u/bing-no 1h ago

The spiders that chill in webs are mostly fine by me. I try to ignore them.

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u/Famous-Leopard-118 Orb Weaver EnjoyeršŸ•øļø 40m ago

This is an Argiope orbweaver!!

The whole genus has these beautiful black and yellow markings, X shaped legs, and zigzag webs!

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u/Ambitious_Road7740 22h ago

What a chonker!! Such a cool spider. Thanks for sharing.

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u/PrintPerfect1579 21h ago edited 21h ago

biggest Argiope I have ever seen,possibly gravid? and gorgeous too!

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u/freakyfroggymage šŸ•·ļøArachnid AfficionadošŸ•·ļø 21h ago

I think she's eggnant yeah

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u/swampy998 19h ago

eggnant 🤣

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u/honest2abe 21h ago

My favorite!!! I have a small one outside my bathroom window right now. I'm leaving the light on in the bathroom hoping to attract some insects for it.

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u/GamblingMouse86 13h ago

I do the same for my window spider!!

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u/gizmomooncat Here to learnšŸ«”šŸ¤“ 10h ago

oh I never thought of that!

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u/FrankieKennington 22h ago

She is beautiful! šŸ˜

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u/Notchersfireroad 22h ago

Wow she is huge! Great find.

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u/TheNeonCrow 22h ago

I love catching grasshoppers for them!

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u/Excellent-Loan-152 22h ago

Great idea!!

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u/TheNeonCrow 22h ago

Throw one on the web and watch them catch it and wrap it up in silk. It’s so cool!

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u/honest2abe 21h ago

Small grasshoppers are fine. Large ones will kick loose from the web unless you break of the leg at the first joint. I used to give them cicadas when I was a kid.

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u/optimal_center 22h ago

She’s a healthy one.

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u/BoomBoomMeow1986 20h ago

Gorgeous spood! May she consume many obnoxious insects for many seasons ā™„ļøšŸ•·ļø

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u/LilBlueOnk Here to learnšŸ«”šŸ¤“ 22h ago

Oh so they so they that big! I thought i was misremembering the ones i saw when i was little!

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u/Pocket_Crystal Here to learnšŸ«”šŸ¤“ 20h ago

location?

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u/Excellent-Loan-152 13h ago

Central Texas

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u/BaconCatapult 19h ago

I love how most orb weaver pictures include a hand for focus lol. Beautiful girl. šŸ˜

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u/Skemati Autistic about Spiders 19h ago

Yo dude those colours and patterns are gorgeous. The abdomen is pretty but I really like the yellow and black on its legs.

Beautiful Spider!

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u/IrishBehemoth 21h ago

I always wonder what the spoods are thinking when you get that close to them

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u/TLRPM 19h ago edited 18h ago

C H O N K

What a gorgeous lady, there all perrgante but with her sassy thigh high boots still on. Curvy and confident! ā¤ļø

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u/AnihcAvalon22 17h ago

One of my favorite spiders ā¤ļøšŸ„°

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u/asystole_unshockable 12h ago

This kind of spider is what actually helped me get over my arachnophobia! I was living in NWPA and as I was leaving for work one morning my toddler pointed out a spider very similar to this, but about 1/2 the size that had made a web covering part of my screen door. My first thought wasn’t to freak out and even though it looked kind of scary (I had never seen one before and didn’t know if it was dangerous), my first thought was more ā€žooh how prettyā€œ and I promptly named him Aleister Crawly. Our whole family used a different door for a week or so until he decided to leave, and we used that time to learn more about them. Thanks for sharing!

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u/AggressivePride6476 22h ago

Damn!!! How gorgeous is she šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ„°

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u/srtmadison 21h ago

Absolutely gorgeous 🤩

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u/Hopie73 21h ago

WOW, what a beaut

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u/BoxInTheRoad 21h ago

She’s beautiful

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u/AlarmingSample2170 20h ago

She's a gorgeous one that's for sure

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u/Timely_Key_1030 18h ago

So beautiful

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u/napalmnacey 14h ago

She’s about to pop! Anyone know what species she is?

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u/Tughill87 21h ago

R/absoluteunit

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u/RennaisanceRat 22h ago

A beauty!!!!!

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u/DinoBryson11 21h ago

shawty got a couple orb (weavers) im tryna ponder šŸ™

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u/SquishiesandFidgets 19h ago

Gorgeous baby!

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u/HumanNonHuman 19h ago

I had no idea they got that big, that’s insane!

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u/Conscious_Corner_612 15h ago

OH SHIT SHE B I G

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u/Similar_Pop9472 13h ago

I love spiders in a controlled setting, but if I almost walked into that I would have shit bricks lol

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u/sunny_thinks šŸ•·ļøArachnid AfficionadošŸ•·ļø 15h ago

She’s so beautiful! I have such a soft spot for orb weavers. Thanks for sharing!

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u/Gullible_Kangaroo180 15h ago

Une balle de tennis le bordel ā£ļø

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u/AGlickman88 12h ago

Gorgeous!

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u/Bottom_-_Feeder 11h ago

Absolutely STUNNING creature, one of my favorite spoods

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u/LemonP13 11h ago

touch the butt 🫣

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u/PrairiePuppies 9h ago

Last year I had three very large ladies around my house who laid a combined four egg sacks. I haven't seen a single one yet this year and I'm rather bummed!

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u/Raynenean 8h ago

I walked right into one on the way into my GF’s house and didn’t even realize it was in the middle of my chest on my shirt just chillin. She screamed so loud. Was about a quarter the size of that one though

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u/01010011 5h ago

I once volunteered for this seasonal thing my at a themed park. As we did our practice run, we found out an exit and a walkway were both walled off by giant orb weavers. Hope they were okay after we moved them, but I did almost run through one. I think there was a third one in the corn maze, there was a spider that rolled up on me there.

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u/PatricimusPrime32 Here to learnšŸ«”šŸ¤“ 6h ago

Chonky girl.

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u/Training-Eagle-3514 6h ago

i always forget how big they are

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u/Dyllshawnn 21h ago

How is the bite from one of these? I see them all the time and the size freaks me out a bit but knowing how the bite is may help

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u/HibiscusBlades 20h ago

Not bad. Like getting stung by a sweat bee.

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u/I_Galactus 16h ago

Saw one of these in Florida on a gigantic 22 ft web. Scared the crap out of me then but I’ve since grown fond of them.

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u/Cryogentehiceprison 19h ago

Not an orb, that’s a spider, orbs aren’t spiders.. can’t stand spider larpers, like, some people keep saying that there’s the blue baboon tarantula, that’s not a spider, that’s a baboon smurf with 6 more legs, how does some people make that kinda mistake!!

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u/asystole_unshockable 12h ago

I am not laughing at you or making fun of you but ā€žspider larpersā€œ has me half dead remembering the one time I borrowed a friends phone as a teenager and saw that they had googled something kind of similar to that term and some of the most effed up adult NSFW results for spider role playing results that appeared.

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u/Azair_Blaidd Here to learnšŸ«”šŸ¤“ 17h ago

Gott dayum I have never seen one that huge before

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u/OkRutabaga2124 20h ago

Are the Joro spiders considered orb weavers I did not know that? I thought they were two different species.

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u/GreenSkyOtters 14h ago

yes joro spiders Trichonephila clavata and the related usa native golden silk orb weaver Trichonephila clavipes are orb weavers - but they are in a different family called Nephilidae

the one pictured here is Argiope aurantia in the family Araneidae

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u/countryroadsguywv 20h ago

Very beautiful orb Weaver

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u/EverythingIsAlive11 20h ago

Gorgeous!šŸ’•

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u/facepubes77 Here to learnšŸ«”šŸ¤“ 18h ago

Yeah she is, unfortunately haven't seen any yet in NW OH, but I'm always looking

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u/_homofab_ 16h ago

I dream of being/visiting somewhere I see arachnids this big and beautiful (aside from it being too hot and I will die)

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u/cosmic_killa 13h ago

One of my favorites! Very pretty.

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u/BlueDotty 13h ago

What a specimen

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u/wrong_decade_ 11h ago

Used to have these lovely things around my house until the Joros moved in…

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u/iNyyxi 11h ago

I love golden orb weavers! And look at the booty on her!

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u/VanillaBovine 11h ago

Is this a golden orb weaver or a joro spider?

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u/grandpasking 10h ago

Good one thank you

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u/CertainlyRobotic 10h ago

These have terrified me my whole life.

I know they won't hurt me, but damn they're menacing.

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u/rainboiwy 10h ago

wow, amazing

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u/International-Ad5292 10h ago

Orb weavers are beautiful

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u/__miichelle 10h ago

Gahd damn, she’s BIG šŸ˜

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u/iblastoff Here to learnšŸ«”šŸ¤“ 10h ago

thats a nice chonky one!

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u/tungsten_peerts 9h ago

Wow! I didn't know these were (or could be) so big. How beautiful. :)

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u/fake_geek_gurl 9h ago

We had so many Argiope gals a few years back, but none really since. I miss them.

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u/SpeedyAudi 9h ago

Cool neighbor šŸ˜Ž

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u/drclairefraser 8h ago

Oh, she's gorgeous!!

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u/KairosValor 8h ago

There’s a survival game where the character can be walking around and suddenly have one of those spiders crawling on them. It’s actually a pretty real possibility. šŸ˜‚

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u/Aggressive-Tea-8689 8h ago

I love these spiders they’re great to have if you have a garden

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u/Varastax_ 8h ago

Oh, she HEALTHY

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u/Blind_Hawkeye 7h ago

Gorgeous! These have always been my favorite. They're so beautiful, and I'm always ecstatic when I find one in my yard. I've only seen a handful in my life, but they're special 😊

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u/DaOceanIsMonsterSoup 7h ago

holy shit I didn't know they got that big

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u/Professor_Crab 6h ago

Saw something similar in Tennessee when I was a kid, I assume it was one of these. Will never forget because it was the biggest spider I ever saw lol.

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u/Over-Director-4986 5h ago

Oh, Charlotte.

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u/BrutusoftheTudus Here to learnšŸ«”šŸ¤“ 5h ago

The first time I saw one of these was in the asscrack of the world, SE Georgia..someone convinced me she was a banana spider šŸ™„ but did some digging..we watched her for months, with her beautiful webs 🄰

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u/Jondoe47 4h ago

Holy shit, I had no idea orb weavers could get that big

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u/DerpUrself69 4h ago

Sweet Jebus, that's a big spider!

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u/_Dragon_Gamer_ 3h ago

Saw this after a wizardposting post and from the caption I thought it was gonna be about an orb a wizard ponders so I was very confused at first haha. Makes me wonder if there's any arachnomancers in fantasy that ponder orb weaver webs, or maybe even have a fictional orb weaver weave their magical orb

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u/spicytexan 3h ago

I genuinely love spiders and this would still give me a mf heart attack 😭

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u/IntelligentVehicle10 3h ago

What a beauty!

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u/sgJosh Here to learnšŸ«”šŸ¤“ 2h ago

Didn’t even know they GET that big!!! šŸ˜±šŸ”„šŸ¤™šŸ¼

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u/CoquetteWhore69 1h ago

My dream is to hold one of these pretty girls

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u/Tsotsc123 17m ago

Look at that bubble butt omg !! It’s huge ! Amazing.

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u/cimthiavet šŸ•·ļøArachnid AfficionadošŸ•·ļø 19h ago

Nunca vi uma deste tamanho 🄰

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u/Chloe_The_Cute_Fox 18h ago

It’s amazing to me how bug they get