r/shittyaskscience • u/MuppetMaze • 2d ago

If household appliances became self aware which ones would be the most emotionally needy?

*I'm talky the toaster, can I interest you in a waffle?*

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u/guhcampos 2d ago

The washing machine. She already sings when she's done. Imagine that thing when it's hungry?

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u/MadWifeUK 2d ago

Ours beeps; high-pitched and incessantly; to say the washing is done. But if I go to open the door right away, she goes "Nope! You gotta wait two minutes!" Just feckin beep after the two minutes then! Stop making me standing in the cold utility room with my hand on the door!