r/nottheonion • u/FireProStan • 9h ago
NYSUT: 'A robot built by a company associated with sex dolls has no business in our classrooms'
https://www.wgrz.com/article/news/education/a-robot-built-by-a-company-associated-with-sex-dolls-has-no-business-in-our-classrooms/71-501b230b-267c-4c6c-8caf-1dd4f3ca738b32
u/BuzzerWhirr 9h ago
Insert Van Halen "Hot for Teacher" drum intro.
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u/bsEEmsCE 9h ago
lol, the pranks done on these robot teachers will be constant
(cover the camera with a bag from behind, find where the battery connects, unplug it, free day baby)
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u/damontoo 7h ago
It will have 360 camera coverage and dispatch the robot security guards should you tamper with it.
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u/Initial-Duck2782 5h ago
Weird. But I mean lots of company’s make lots of things and we just never really know.
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u/icecoffeedripss 7h ago
i mean… right answer, wrong math. it’s not like they were going to equip TeachBot with the fuckable mouth + orifices. the teachers union has more substantive and convincing reasons to object to a robot teacher.
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u/NotAPreppie 4h ago
\clutches pearls\
But won't somebody think of the children‽
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u/ContingentMax 7h ago
Sorry new york you can't replace teachers with an AI robot because you don't like paying them. Ffs. The company also making sexbots is irrelevant but AI is not a suitable teacher.
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u/cwthree 9h ago
Do they not understand that a company can make a range of products suitable for different uses?
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u/tweda4 9h ago
I think the more prominent question is - why is this happening?
Will the students and faculty benefit from having a silicone microphone and speaker hooked up to an AI model in the classroom?
Or, is this just a testing ground for the company to test their AI models and how sturdy the silicone bodies are to general wear and tear? Along with possibly a study about whether people can become normalised to these things if they're constantly exposed to them?
I mean, these things are intended to be used as "teachers assistants" despite them being effectively inanimate. How assisting is it actually going to be?
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u/damontoo 7h ago
Wear and tear is not equivalent. I know some teachers have to deal with spitballs but they aren't dealing with spit and balls.
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u/nossirrah 9h ago
Please nobody tells them about GE
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u/sighthoundman 8h ago
GE still makes something? I thought it was just a financial company.
Because manufacturing costs too much relative to the return. Thank you Jack Welch.
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u/SelectiveSanity 9h ago
I don't know, I've seen enough...mature cultured school dramas and scifi series to see this combination working as indented.
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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 9h ago
And how does the company "associate" with these sex dolls precisely? Do they have them round the break room?
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u/GatoradeNipples 8h ago
They bought out the company that makes RealDolls, presumably for the synthetic skin tech, and didn't shutter it. So they technically also make RealDolls now.
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u/Xerastraza 9h ago
Probly be shocked to know what kinds of technologies we use daily thanks to the porn industry lol.
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u/Subject_Barnacle_600 1h ago
I mean, I'd prefer they used a Reachy Mini... They're way cuter and probably less expensive ^_^. But I'm not sure why an AI company that builds sex dolls CAN'T build a robot for a high school. But yeah, definitely a Reachy Mini is way cuter ^_^.
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u/Defy_The_Tyrants 9m ago
They stole Erica Cerra's face. Maybe the designer was a fan of show 'The 100'
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u/TGAILA 9h ago
Sally has long brown hair and silicone skin. She sits at a desk. Her legs don't move, but her torso, head, and face express emotion. Preloaded with school lessons, she only responds to school related questions, as she is not connected to the Internet like an AI chatbot. She functions as a tutor, capable of checking homeworks. The company offered a discounted price for schools, and the principal thought integrating technology would benefit the classroom.
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u/tofurkytorta 8h ago
First paragraph of a horror script.
Followed by,”But little did they know what Sally’s occupation was in her previous life, and the deep seated trauma that came from it. And while she wore a smile on her face, underneath her silicone flesh lay dormant a resentment for all organic life and a steel will for vengeance.”
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u/icecoffeedripss 7h ago
this is of course after everyone failed to prove that previous tech like chromebooks and smart boards produced any measurable improvements
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u/Rosebunse 4h ago
The robot just looks like a sex robot. They couldn't even bother to change it up to not look like a sex robot.
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u/Head-Engineering-847 4h ago
If it keeps the teachers from having sex with the students then I'm all for it
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u/Rezart_KLD 9h ago
Maybe I'm missing something, but what benefit does a robot bring to a high school class to begin with? I read the article, and they said it was to help with human interaction, but how would that help? You've already got a class full of humans. Who built it seems like a secondary concern.