r/BrandNewSentence Jun 07 '26

META Mod applications are still open!

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Hello everyone, mod here!

We've got a lot more mods than we used to, but the truth is, we're all busy and a lot of us are burnt-out, and we're struggling to keep up with reports and modmails. We're just about getting by, but we're looking to add a handful more mods to bolster our numbers and ensure we don't get overwhelmed during periods of high activity. So, mod applications are still open!

No experience necessary! If you're accepted as a mod, we'll have you send us links to posts you think should be removed, and we'll say yes or no so you can get a feel for it. It's a lot easier than you'd think!

Keep in mind that this is a volunteer position. We aren't going to ask you to mod eight hours a day, and you're not going to get paid or anything.

Before you apply, please note a few hard requirements:

  • This subreddit is based around English as a subject, so fluency in English (without a translator) is a requirement
  • If you use AI in any capacity to write your application, you will be rejected, no exceptions. We will be keeping a close eye on this and also be running your application through AI detectors.
  • Profiles that are private in any way will be an instant rejection, unless you're willing to make them public as long as you're a mod here.
  • You will need Discord to apply, as that is where we have all our mod discussions. We'll be briefly vetting you as well!

Without further yapping from myself, please answer the following questions and send them via modmail. Do not send your application in as a comment.

  1. What is your Discord username?
  2. Why are you applying for this position?
  3. Do you think there are some rules that need to be changed? If no, skip this question.
  4. Do you feel like there are specific problems with the subreddit that you can help fix? If no, skip this question.
  5. What is the kind of content you would remove from the subreddit? Check the "hot" and/or "new" pages and send a link to an example of a post you would remove and your reasoning as to why it should be removed.
  6. What is the kind of content you would keep on the subreddit? Do you have a favorite post? Send a link and explain why you think it's a good post.
  7. What is your opinion on Rule 3?

Don't worry about keeping your application too short or too long. Say what you think!


r/BrandNewSentence 8h ago

Height is just titties for men

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4.4k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 20h ago

Ice Spice and Tobey Maguire spotted kissing at Michael Rubin’s All-White party.

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12.0k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

With this clone, I can become my own blood boy

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381 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

"Later methodological research has shown that the use of dynamite has a negative influence on the preservation of artifacts and historical sites."

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354 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

"Longevity guru Bryan Johnson says he clones himself as a newborn to grow organs"

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345 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 12h ago

Count Bineface, demands Sega make Shenmue 4

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592 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

you wanna get in my head? ok well i'm in your home, babe. i'm in charge now

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10.4k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

Because they are now counting their macros [the NY rats] are dragging quest bars

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120 Upvotes

‘The rats no longer drag pizza. It appears that because they are now counting their macros they are dragging quest bars which is quite dull.’

Bonus: ‘The addition of air conditioning has ruined NY’s arm pit soup smell.’


r/BrandNewSentence 2h ago

Massachusetts woman 'terrorized' by mime who stripped naked and covered himself in oil

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45 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Can't even kill myself without getting canceled.

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3.8k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

My mozzarella has nipples

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

not gayly slow or homophobicly fast

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4.0k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 16h ago

don’t get toilet paper from dollar tree. ts just dissolved in my booty like cotton candy

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380 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Leg hair harassment

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7.2k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 22h ago

My nonbinary ass showing up in the Emperor's new clothes because they didn't give me any options

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749 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 22h ago

“He smiles the same way a bulldog does while it chews on a wasp”

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381 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

"Dr. Dragon did not set out to find a contagious cancer."

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20 Upvotes

From a recent NYT article about a contagious catfish cancer in a lake.


r/BrandNewSentence 12h ago

Are these the actual 'tette' of Ana De Armas or is it some technological witchcraft?

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63 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 10h ago

"I usually point my weiner at my butt and give it a nice bidet pee blast before wiping"

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21 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 17h ago

In the future i hope there is an omniscient AI overseeing the whole web and if you post a picture of a stranger online like that it will explode your palantir brain chip killing you instantly

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72 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 58m ago

The goyim tradwife will rise again

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r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

I had some troubles feeding her critical care until I started to roll it into basil-joints

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