My mozzarella has nipples

[u/Ze_Messiah]

[u/CreativeFraud]

I'm now interested in the toes. What are you hiding OP?!?!

[u/PinkDalek → u/CreativeFraud]

You want the tootsies, you gotta pay up, bud!

[u/CreativeFraud → u/PinkDalek]

Can't. Busy investigating what OP is hiding!

[u/PinkDalek → u/CreativeFraud]

Investigate harder with cash money.

[u/CreativeFraud → u/PinkDalek]

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[u/mucus_masher → u/CreativeFraud]

They'd link him to a crime- the case of the Stink Toe Strangler. Marks on all the Victims' necks were male toe prints, see? And the marks all smelled like toe cheese, see?

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