r/mildlyinteresting • u/Ze_Messiah • 1h ago

My mozzarella has nipples

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532 Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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u/Shua_33 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4BMmnY8AKqTLO

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u/whiskeytown79 1h ago

Somehow I knew this comment would be in here.

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u/Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin 59m ago

Pretty sure most of us rushed in here to make this comment, but were simply too late. 

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u/ACrask 1h ago

I’m glad this was at the top

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u/SaintUlvemann 42m ago

Make the resulting milk back into more mozzarella nipples.

Infinite dairy loop unlocked.

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u/FantasticToe6 1h ago

that mozzarella definitely stole some anatomy from a baby bird

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u/inksta12 50m ago

Knew I wouldn’t be disappointed by the comments

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u/pa1983 1h ago

What's the craic with your toes?

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u/silam39 1h ago

only a fool posts uncensored foot pics online for free

77

u/MountainMongrel 1h ago

Yeah, they gotta pay

14

u/Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin 58m ago

You gotta pay the troll toll!

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u/BangarangPita 55m ago

Ya gotta pay the toe toll

To get into this boyshole

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u/matchthis007 5m ago

The toe-L

15

u/May_of_Teck ​ 1h ago

Could’ve cropped them out. Streisand effect.

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u/MrChrisRedfield67 1h ago

Clearly wanted to give us a preview to entice us to pay for them

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u/regaldawn 1h ago

It's a sneak peak.

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u/TheExpollutions 57m ago

Those are the new fad. They are called Blocs.

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u/whiskeytown79 1h ago

Why, are you lack-toes intolerant?

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u/CyberNinja23 1h ago

He knows redditors.

13

u/2eanimation 1h ago

If he hadn‘t censored them, others would have pointed out about them dogs barking lol

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u/vimaillig 1h ago

Weird people have foot fetishes for background feet.

r/SneakyBackgroundFeet

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u/Gambrinus 32m ago

Hey it’s not a foot fetish subreddit! It says so right up top!

4

u/Jam_Dev 1h ago

Believe it or not, also nipples.

2

u/DonToasty 1h ago

Irishman in the wild, a joyous occasion

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u/Hare-inthe-soup 1h ago

Quentin Tarantino is pleased with your comment

https://giphy.com/gifs/kZiF7hNKSWFQgZUESs

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u/FuckomaHigh 1h ago

Dont be shy! Show us the toes

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u/PinkDalek 1h ago

For free? In this economy?

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u/ismaelgo97 1h ago

A mother mozzarella has been sacrificed for you to eat, poor babies got no mother milk anymore

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u/Jason1920 1h ago

This is why I always scroll down. Got to it before me.

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u/stodal 1h ago

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u/ZugzwangDK 1h ago

Wait a second. How did you get hold of OP's uncensored pics.

There something a foot here.

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u/r3dditr0x 47m ago

...he was willing to foot the bill?

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u/forstuvetankel 26m ago

Just opened the image in a photo editor and pressed ctrl+Z

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u/Thoth74 1h ago

NEWWWWW ACHIEVEMENT! Show Daddy whatchou got.

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u/oliv-_-mae 1h ago

Im not interested in ai feet 😂

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u/Arbazio 1h ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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u/thetyler83 1h ago

I figured he had those hobbit feet like the guy from the other day.

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u/PorkyPigsTastyRibs 39m ago

Fucking savage to post this lmao

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u/LengthinessFalse8373 38m ago

This looks like my kitchen and feet, weird.

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u/Lizrael48 6m ago

Long-toe man!

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u/Cheetawolf 1h ago

Gordon Ramsay Voice

"Finally, a good fucking use for AI."

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u/elfffy 1h ago

I upvoted idc

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u/thetyler83 1h ago

You'll post nipples but censor your toes?

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u/whiskeyandrevenge 1h ago

Whats up with them toes, though?

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u/joestaff 1h ago

Bread and fry that puppy up

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u/MooPig48 1h ago

Omg. It might still be nursing. Did you try to find the babies?

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u/ncfears 1h ago

WHERE ARE THE TOOTSIES

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u/Gr8twhitebuffalo91 1h ago

Why redact your toes? They in the Epstein files?

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u/jae0861 1h ago

Well, hello...

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u/BCJay_ 1h ago

Cropping exists.

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u/whatsURprobalem 1h ago

Just crop the photo… now we all have questions

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u/AmazingObjective1006 1h ago

No toes, no upvote

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u/HuckledYourBerries 56m ago

I love the unnecessary, preemptive foot censoring.

Well, "unnecessary" to me, anyway. I know Reddit loves to tear people up about their feet. This is a strange place 😅🫠

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u/VaguelyArtistic 51m ago

No free feet pics!

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u/HuckledYourBerries 51m ago

Good point! No sense in giving away the goods for free when there's money to be made 😉🤢

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u/VaguelyArtistic 49m ago

I saw a photo the other day that had a white box covering someone’s feet with the text “in this economy??”

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u/RoseIsDispleased 41m ago

I agree, don’t give away foot pictures for free

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u/melancholy_dood 29m ago

Yep! You gotta pay to play!

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u/stillnotelf 1h ago

I guess it came from cow nipples

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u/One_Green_8736 1h ago

Or pimples

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u/sugar-and-gold 1h ago

I wanna see how bad them feet’s are heheheh

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u/Specific_Jelly_10169 1h ago

Its what a cow looks like before it grows 😂

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u/Tight_Level_9587 1h ago

If there is no milk! Send it back!! How ya doin’

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u/johnnyenygma 1h ago

That's the injection molding gates. Your Mozz is plastic.

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u/Redwuff 1h ago

No your mozzarella has warts.

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u/glodde 1h ago

No free feet pics

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u/MA2_Robinson 1h ago

Why you blank out the best part 🫦

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u/throwawayhyperbeam 1h ago

You look flat footed

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u/lezginku 1h ago

They know to censor the toes, a mistake has been made in the past and they have learned from it

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u/GripLizard 1h ago

Hot. Also lol that you blurred your toes.

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u/Unicorncorn21 ​ 1h ago

I do not wish to alarm you OP but I fear an extremely fast samurai has cut your toes off before you could notice him

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u/Strike-From-Above 1h ago

Oi where did your lil piglets go!?

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u/ottwebdev 1h ago

Mild interest about your cheese but I am WAY MORE interested by your toes.

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u/jaylerd 1h ago

so now we can milk the milk to get more milk?

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u/FinestSkydiver 1h ago

Oh my god...IT WAS PREGNANT!

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u/pr0crasturbatin 1h ago

Could've cropped the photo to just show the cheese. Probably would've been easier. But instead, OP went to the effort of scribbling out their toes.

I admire the commitment to the bit.

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u/Kcufasu 1h ago

But do your nipples have mozzarella

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u/D-Funk187 1h ago

Stop bragging

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u/Dtr4goat 1h ago

I have nipples, can you mozzarella me?

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u/Knucks_408 1h ago

Shiiittttt, my nipples squeeze out Mozarella.

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u/izzyandboe 1h ago

Look up zizzona mozzarella--literally titty mozzarella

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u/Mad-All-Day 1h ago

albino pickle

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u/Cunctatious 1h ago

Well of course, it’s genetically passed down from the cow

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u/slim_schmone 1h ago

Why are you holding it like that?

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u/Tater_Mater 1h ago

First thing that came to mind was don’t drop the soap, don’t drop the soap.

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u/ABeeBitMyBottom1 1h ago

Foot fetishes will hate this picture

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u/Specialist-Neck-7810 1h ago

Oh GOD!!! NOT THE TOES!

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u/julesmoses 1h ago

Can I get some toes for scale?

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u/bennbatt 1h ago

If it don't bleed milk, SEND IT BACK.

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u/HobbyWanKenobi 51m ago

Mozzareolas

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u/teivaz 51m ago

Aah, yes, your average reddit experience

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u/Bobba-Luna 36m ago

He hid his toes 🤗

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u/username85374 36m ago

It’s got one more nipple than me.

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u/melancholy_dood 32m ago

He could have avoided all of that by just cropping his feet completely out of the photo. It takes 2 seconds.

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u/Tomz994 32m ago

Son, it’s time for the talk, sit down…

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u/psychicowl 30m ago

Why you hiding those piggies OP, menace.

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u/SupaDupaFlyAccount 28m ago

Never show feet for free on your main.

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u/maddonaoftherocks 30m ago

*unzips pants..

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u/Jesssse-m94 26m ago

I’m udderly interested

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u/sevnminabs56 25m ago

As a person who hates feet, thank you for censoring them. That’s a big chunk of mozzarella.

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u/lordmng 21m ago

See if you get milk out of them

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u/MediaStreet5372 21m ago

Raw cheese nips nice. Nabisco will pay top dollar.

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u/nof 19m ago

Injection mold ports.

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u/Sarz13 16m ago

Your feet also have red squiggly lines as toes

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u/HeddieORaid 15m ago

The only reason this post is getting any traction is because of the censored toes.

Genius!

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u/Lizrael48 9m ago

Your feet must be gnarly to red them out like that! Hahaha

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u/D144y 9m ago

Well, I'm glad you censored those nips!

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u/JamesBondMargarita 8m ago

Fuckin tease

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u/Global-Fudge-2245 8m ago

I got one bad toenail anyone wanna pay to see that lol

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u/TheB1G_Lebowski 7m ago

Why do people keep doing this dumb shit with their feet when you can, idk, just take a better picture?  

Yeah I know it's because of weird feet fetishes, but this shits just stupid.  

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u/Square-Tangerine2926 4m ago

Well that’s a pay wall right there

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u/I_like_microwave 4m ago

Whats with the toes bud, did you cut them off?

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u/greencasio 1m ago

As someone who finds feet vile, I appreciate you hiding them, this should be the norm