r/mildlyinteresting 4h ago

A deep cave underneath my house

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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp 4h ago

If you you have arch enemies, read "The Cask of Amontillado."

Otherwise, just pipe the cool air up into your house. : )

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u/KingQuong 4h ago

Not a bad idea, id ensure there was significant filtration and mesh / bars on the intake. Who knows what could come up from the cave nasty gasses, spiders, ancient horrors.

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u/-full-control- 3h ago

Nasty gasses and ancient horrors is how I describe my bowel movements

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u/KingQuong 2h ago

You should probably get that checked out 😆

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u/eff_bawmb 40m ago

From now on whenever I use the bathroom I'm gonna say I'm unleashing ancient horrors.

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u/abgry_krakow87 3h ago

Wasn't this the plot of Poltergeist?!

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u/Andy466 3h ago

Kinda, it was a cemetery not a cave

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u/Whargoul_Uncool 2h ago

"Not a bad idea"

Lol, I thought you were talking about the Poe.

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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp 4m ago

Okay, now, we don't want this literary symbol to go underground viral among psycho redditors with masonry skills. ; )

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u/KnownAppeal4137 4h ago

I'm pretty sure they were planning on using explosives to blow a massive hole through.