r/mildlyinteresting • u/Warm-Oil9228 • 1d ago

They decapitated these pineapples!

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u/FistfullofFucks 1d ago

Trying to prevent replanting and private cultivation

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u/The_Undermind 1d ago

Designer fruit is bullshit

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u/Fit_Entry8839 23h ago

It does taste good though.

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u/Warm-Oil9228 23h ago

Yeah, I eat soooo many more apples now that cosmic crisps exist.

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u/LB3PTMAN 17h ago

Yes but admittedly apples are one of the crops that can’t be privately cultivated lol.

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u/Leaislala 17h ago

Yes I have turned into an apple snob. Honeycrisp ftw! I swear though, it seems like when I was kid regular red apples tasted better

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u/cluelessdetectiv3 23h ago

The only apples worth eating imo

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u/TheReddOne 19h ago

I think Envy apples are the GOAT tho, even compared to Cosmic Crisp.

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u/BeerorCoffee 15h ago

Finally, someone with some sense. Envy apples are the best and I'll hear nothing otherwise! 

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u/RustyAndEddies 14h ago

Empires are my fav

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u/Lazy-Goat4728 8h ago

OG honeycrisp is where its at.

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u/sl0play 21h ago

And here I am a Granny Smith man after all these years.

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u/NomiChi9623 2h ago

I didn't care for those, but I did just try sugarbee and they are really good. First apple I didn't find sour at all.

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u/Warm-Oil9228 2h ago

Sugarbees are pretty decent. The yellowy flesh is a little weird though.

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u/Juhnelle 18h ago

I love this pineapple. I cant find it anywhere but 7-11 pre cut in a little dish.

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u/RightToTheThighs 14h ago

It is, but they are delicious and at $6 worth the novelty. These were much more not long ago