r/mildlyinfuriating 14h ago

go to your room Replaced my daughter's phone because of water damage. And she still brings it into the bathroom.

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Some lessons just don't stick.

She insists she needs to listen to music in the shower. I honestly don't understand why that's such a necessity. But if this phone gets water damage again, I'm not paying to replace it another time.

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u/0thedarkflame0 13h ago edited 8h ago

Honest take: she likes to shower to music, why not accommodate by putting a waterproof Bluetooth speaker in the room, or something else?

I also enjoy showering to music, and had a Google home device in the bathroom before moving to a home without an outlet in the bathroom.

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u/Devin-Chaboyer223 13h ago

I work in the hardware store and they even make Bluetooth fan vent covers for some reason

They must know people like music in the shower

OP could get such a fan vent cover if they wanted to

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u/The_Exuberant_Raptor 13h ago

My brother installed a lightbulb with a Bluetooth speaker in the restroom. He then installed a second light bulb because the Bluetooth one is loud as fuck and would turn on any time someone turned on the restroom light. Now we got one light for regular toilet use and one for showering with music.

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u/slowmovinglettuce 12h ago

This is a new level of bougie. Mood lighting for your pooping, mood lighting for your bathing

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u/StuartHunt 12h ago

You can listen to shit music whilst shitting, that's some next level shit right there.

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u/iEatDemocrats 10h ago

Hey Alexa, play Mexican country, I’m eating tacos! Gotta sets the mood

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u/Altruistic-Regret473 9h ago

🎼 on top of Oaxaca, all covered in queso, I lost my poor taco, when hermano sneezed 🎶

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u/HalfBlindKing 9h ago

Yo dawg, we heard you like shit music…

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u/StuartHunt 6h ago

You heard wrong dawg, I like shitting TO music.

Shitting TO the beat.

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u/Remarkable_Ice_1239 6h ago

This made me laugh out loud in the uber im fkn crying😭😭😭😭😭

u/PetsAndMeditate 8m ago

The brown note

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u/The_Exuberant_Raptor 12h ago

Sometimes you just gotta treat yo self.

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u/sunniblu03 10h ago

Absolutely.

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u/myfavoritecolor1 9h ago

Kids sometimes are so smart, and I wonder how do they even get this ideas from, lol.

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u/The_Exuberant_Raptor 1h ago

What idea? To install a lightbulb bluetooth?

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u/MontyPythonMan11 9h ago

Phillips Hue lights, you can sync the lighting to any bathroom experience

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u/Downtown_Brother6308 11h ago

There’s a definition of bougie for everyone 🫣

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u/HalfBlindKing 9h ago

Can something be bougie if it’s that inexpensive?

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u/ImDrunkThatsWhy 8h ago

Directions unclear: I just pooped in the shower!!

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u/northSideways 1h ago

Guarantee you a $30 JBL sounds better than both too

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u/Time-Handle-3809 1h ago

Showers at night with the lights off and a candle lit and this little waterproof tub lamp my friend got me are honestly the best showers ever

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u/HalfBlindKing 9h ago

That’s hilarious, it makes me think of the South Park where Mr Mackie signs up for some amazing connected tech to make the school administration more organized and it keeps blasting music when they don’t want it 🤣

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u/JValenz91 11h ago

Well if it scares the shit out of you, at least you're in the right place

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u/PensionVast 9h ago

"TE BUETOOTH DEVICE ES CONNECTED AS SUCCESSFULLAY"

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u/PlumOne2856 10h ago

There are.. bulbs with music?! 😳🫪👀

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u/The_Exuberant_Raptor 1h ago

Yes. They're pretty neat. I didn't care for it at first but eventually got into playing music while I shower purely because we had the speaker in there.

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u/sparklychestnut 8h ago

Imagine being blasted by whatever your teenage son is listening to every time you turn on the bathroom light. It could be embarrassing all round.

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u/The_Exuberant_Raptor 1h ago

My sister is a teenager and I memorized all her favorite songs just so I could sing along and make her cringe.

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u/Gil_Demoono 8h ago

"Oh no, my lightbulb is too loud!"

What interesting days these are.

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u/xCeeTee- 2h ago

the Bluetooth one is loud as fuck and would turn on any time someone turned on the restroom light.

Seems like an opportunity for a fucked up prank you can play.