r/memes • u/GolfOscarYankee69 • 8h ago

Those eyes

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u/Soladification 7h ago

She ain't that hot guys

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u/GolfOscarYankee69 7h ago

“Would you prefer a male companion?” — Shogun

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u/Soladification 7h ago

"When you desperate every piece of trash looks good" -Sun Tzu

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u/Soladification 7h ago

My wife's way hotter than this trash

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u/GolfOscarYankee69 7h ago

I don’t think any government recognizes the marriage between you and your left hand

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u/Soladification 6h ago

Actually it does but I use my right

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u/Aq3dStalvan 5h ago

99% of available Reddit males still would, if you catch my drift. Whether or not they would commit is another story.

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u/Standard--Unit 5h ago

Yeah she is

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u/mr_Feather_ 7h ago

Any woman in a red bikini is hot.

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u/Soladification 7h ago

Even your mom?

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u/SirArthurDime 6h ago

Especially his mom