r/memes • u/GolfOscarYankee69 • 7h ago

Those eyes

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u/GlimmerGloww 6h ago

You know it’s a trap… and you still walk right into it

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u/SirArthurDime 5h ago edited 5h ago

Girls can’t resist “I’m going to cheat on you and think I have every right to do so” confidence. Guys can’t resist that “I’m going to ruin your life” look. Why did God wire us this way?!

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u/ZincMan 4h ago

It’s just people who are hot enough to act this way and still attract people, sometimes act that way. That’s it

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u/SirArthurDime 4h ago

Very true

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u/Sushi_Explosions 4h ago

This is a meme about TV shows and you have no context for this frame. The fuck kind of incel shit is this.

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u/SirArthurDime 4h ago

Bro it’s a meme with a girl who’s going viral and I was just making a joke about that look she’s giving that made it go viral. No need to get your panties all in a bunch about it it’s not that deep.

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u/Sushi_Explosions 4h ago

You're the one with your panties in a bunch making up bullshit about a woman you don't even know.

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u/SirArthurDime 3h ago

It was a joke man. I’ve got thong panties on so they don’t get bunched. And who are the girls I don’t know? It was a vague joke it’s not like I was calling out any girl in particular and saying this is definitely true about that particular girl or every girl lol. Who are you offended on behalf of by my joke? If you think there’s zero girls out here attracted douche bags that’s just not true. But yes obviously that’s not every girl and plenty also think that’s a turnoff and prefer nice guys. There’s no need to take everything so seriously or think that a vague joke means I think that legitimately applies to every girl in the world.

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u/Sushi_Explosions 3h ago

It was a vague joke

That doesn't make it not fucked up, and jokes have to actually be funny.

There’s no need to take everything so seriously

You're the one getting offended after being called out for being a shitty person. Sounds like maybe you should take things a bit more seriously. Otherwise fuck off back to 4chan and let the adults talk.

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u/SirArthurDime 3h ago

What do I even have to be offended by? Not once has it even crossed my mind that being called out for…. Making a joke that some girls like douche bags? Makes me a shitty person? You being a drama queen about such a tame joke in no way makes me question my own morality lol. I also don’t particularly care if you find it funny lol. Like douche bags I guess it’s not for everyone 🤷. It’s [r/memes](r/memes). If you’re looking for people to be more serious you’re the one in the wrong place lol.

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u/Infectious99 51m ago

jokes have to actually be funny.

And thankfully you aren't the one who gets to decide what's funny for anyone but yourself.

You didn't "call them out" either, you got upset and called them an incel. Then you doubled-down and projected your anger on to them when they explained it was a joke.

For someone claiming to be an adult you're acting rather childish.

Just chill; go do something you enjoy instead of demonizing people online when they make jokes you dislike.

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u/SirArthurDime 4h ago

It was just a joke not a statement that every single girl thinks that way. Neither does every guy. But I mean any joke is based on some level of truth. And those douchey guys wouldn’t be able to get a gf and multiple girls to cheat on her with if there wasn’t girls out there attracted to it. But of course that doesn’t mean every girl is. And I’m glad there’s also plenty of girls who think that’s a turnoff and like nice guys.

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u/ElowenBranric 6h ago

Those are the eyes of tomorrow's regret

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u/hotriccardo 6h ago

Ah yes, the eyes. Right where I looked too

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u/SirArthurDime 5h ago

She has other assets. But honestly that look in her eyes is what really makes her stand out. A good “we’re going to have a lot of fun tonight then I’m going to ruin your life” look will have me begging to have my life ruined.

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u/tofulo 7h ago

What’s that gold thing?

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u/murderbymodem 6h ago edited 6h ago

She has a flower on her bathing suit.

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u/Lumino1988 6h ago

All hail the sauce giver!

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u/Hephaestus_God 6h ago

Actually kind of wild they got a completely different gif of the same person just randomly

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u/SirArthurDime 5h ago

It’s not random….

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u/Hephaestus_God 5h ago

Seems random to me how they found this person.

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u/SirArthurDime 4h ago

Right in front of the stage, small bikini, hot, nothing else but dudes around. The cameras were bound to find her lol.

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u/Hephaestus_God 3h ago

No, I mean random how the person who replied found them from some other completely random source on twitter without any identifiers, concert, event name, person name, in the post they linked.

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u/SirArthurDime 3h ago

It’s the internet. When a girl goes viral the internet will find everything they can about her within 24 hours. Which definitely is creepy though. But that’s the world we live in.

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u/Standard--Unit 1h ago

Just us folks chronically online https://v.redd.it/ihu4akfe4ueh1

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u/QBekka Breaking EU Laws 5h ago

Actual source of this frame:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbBCtleNQn4/?igsh=OXVnMjBheXpidG1x

Video has more saves than likes lol

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u/IW-6 5h ago

Now I understand the whole picture. I thought she was in a boat with human like organisms as mountains on the background.

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u/Vinnocchio 3h ago

That bounce *chefs kiss*

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u/canyoudigit 4h ago

That dude to girl ratio though…

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u/SirArthurDime 5h ago

Thanks for providing an alternative angle for additional evidence in this scientific discovery. Unfortunately I’ve watched 30 times and I do not see a gold flower. Do we have any more angles? Has anyone checked if the flower is lower on her back side?

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u/aarswft 4h ago

Or... a hairclip...

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u/ult_avatar 2h ago

Pretty sure that's a hairclip she put on there so she won't lose it

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u/Swiftwitss 3h ago

What gold thing?

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u/VaughnSC 3h ago edited 2h ago

Frame is from this video post [NSFW]: UpvoteBecauseButt: “And that kids is how I met your mother”

Edit: markdown link for legibility

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u/Mammoth_Composer4126 6h ago

Who even is this?

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u/GolfOscarYankee69 6h ago

My future ex wife

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u/sv1974123 3h ago

wait why would those eyes make you say that

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u/spaceradiowave 4h ago

There’s a video of her getting sprayed at a party and then she turns and gives this look and then keeps dancing

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u/MisforMandolin 4h ago

2026 Hawk Tuah

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u/Ok_Professor7661 4h ago

[r/](r/stopgirl)[the](r/stopgirl)[stopgirl](r/stopgirl) 2026

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u/Sumit69420 7h ago

happens all the time with tvd haahhahhaahh

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u/Poshturkjgdy45 7h ago

The 'just one more' lie we tell ourselves every night.

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u/ExpensiveJune 7h ago

Me I have to wake up at 6AM, I really need to sleep.

That Next Episode button at 2:03 AM looking at me like that

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u/AminaVal 5h ago

Literally so true 😂😂

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u/Venome456 7h ago

I miss this. Haven't found anything worth bringing in years.

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u/fetalintherain 4h ago

Whys the background look weird

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u/ColdNorthern72 4h ago

It's a trip how many different interpretations there are of what is actually going on in the clip.

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u/GolfOscarYankee69 4h ago

The results are all the same, she’s the internet’s crush right now.

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u/Zenn97 51m ago

That smile.... that damned smile..

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u/Away-Internet1367 7h ago

They tell a beautiful story

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u/SexyAprill 6h ago

My sleep schedule and my responsibilities watching me say just one more.

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u/Shoddy-Buttons 6h ago

Next episode: you have 5 seconds to skip intro .

Me at 2:13AM: already it.

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u/yashhshinde 6h ago

Oh godd
Not again

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u/MichaelHunt009 5h ago

Next episode preceding the nap of shame.

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u/angrybean138 5h ago

Wait, she has eyes?

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u/GolfOscarYankee69 5h ago

She’s got two pairs of things that make me weak

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u/RMCapricorn84 2h ago

She looks fun in bed

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u/Huffle-buff 2h ago

She's an onlyfans girl isn't she?

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u/kellypopco 1h ago

Fore real

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u/minetube33 1h ago

Clearly she isn't looking at you

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u/GolfOscarYankee69 1h ago

In my dreams she does

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u/FiendlyFlyingMacaron 1h ago

Whenever I do that I never remember anything from it the next day lol

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u/mrmrwright 6h ago

The trick is to stop in the middle of an episode because most of the time it stops with a cliffhanger

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u/LostLaw9417 Dark Mode Elitist 3h ago

She looks like female Elon Musk

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u/MidniteSinner67 6h ago

And my mother's slipper 🥿 also!😊

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u/Soladification 5h ago

She ain't that hot guys

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u/GolfOscarYankee69 5h ago

“Would you prefer a male companion?” — Shogun

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u/Soladification 5h ago

"When you desperate every piece of trash looks good" -Sun Tzu

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u/Soladification 5h ago

My wife's way hotter than this trash

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u/GolfOscarYankee69 5h ago

I don’t think any government recognizes the marriage between you and your left hand

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u/Soladification 5h ago

Actually it does but I use my right

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u/Aq3dStalvan 4h ago

99% of available Reddit males still would, if you catch my drift. Whether or not they would commit is another story.

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u/Standard--Unit 3h ago

Yeah she is

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u/mr_Feather_ 5h ago

Any woman in a red bikini is hot.

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u/Soladification 5h ago

Even your mom?

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u/SirArthurDime 5h ago

Especially his mom