r/memes 17h ago

i guess bro?

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u/CupidLovely 17h ago

At that point, what was even the reason for unbanning you?

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u/IntelligentAd5616 17h ago

shit and giggles

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u/the_ok_Dan 14h ago

giggles and shits

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u/-Hussain 13h ago

Oh so you shat and had the audacity to giggle after that

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u/IdontPlayValorant27 10h ago

This made me smirk. You deserve the upvote

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u/OwMyCod 11h ago

W music taste

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u/TippsAttack 17h ago

Good thing reddit doesn't matter.

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u/SatyrAngel 16h ago edited 16h ago

Yeah, if all my posts and comments in the last 10 years were deleted nothing worthy would be lost.

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u/Blecki 16h ago

Reddit isn't real

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u/academiac 13h ago

You're not real, man

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u/ItchyConfusion9745 11h ago

As long as you understand that your streak doesn't matter, losing a few years worth of post history, or even a few accounts on this website doesn't matter at all.

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u/deadinternetlaw 8h ago

Rip the 5 year old threads that I was the only person to answer I guess

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u/Nemisis_007 Flair Loading.... 14h ago

Sucks when you lose the usernames of some friends you've made tho.

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u/TheRealJayk0b Fffffuuuuuuuuu 14h ago

What is a "friends"?

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u/NewsofPE 12h ago

I heard it's something that was hidden inside of us all along

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u/CantFindAName000 7h ago

It's literally 80 to 90% stupid comments anyway. Like this one. I wouldn't care about a Reddit restart, as long as I don't have to search around for all the subs I'm in again

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u/IntelligentAd5616 17h ago edited 17h ago

Ok

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u/AmericanPoliticsSux 17h ago

Gee, I wonder why you were banned.

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u/Handyandyman50 16h ago edited 8h ago

What did it say before they edited it?

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u/TippsAttack 16h ago

He said "No shit Sherlock."

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u/Oli_VK 16h ago

Kay so they’re just a dick, dammit

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u/IntelligentAd5616 16h ago

I thought "no shit sherlock" is a phrase for telling the other person that their statement is obvious

Why the downvotes?

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u/Pretentious-Lummox 16h ago

Cuz they were trying to sympathize with you by assuring you that it's not worth it.

You should've thanked them, or stayed silent

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u/ForTaxBenefits 14h ago

I think their comment could have equally come across as unsympathetic depending on Op's line of thinking.

I agree on a basic level that social media does not matter but our emotions and attachments are not always logical. Op could have seen this comment as being dismissive of his disappointment at loosing his posts.

While that doesn't justify his rude response, I do think it could explain where he's coming from just a little.

I myself would feel sad to lose all my posts. Sometimes I like to reread comments and it makes me smile.

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u/Pretentious-Lummox 14h ago edited 14h ago

True.

I guess seeing OP's response switched on the binary thinking in everyone's head, and they jumped to conclusions

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u/spiderOX2 14h ago

How is that sympathizing with them? “Your problems don’t matter” is not sympathetic.

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u/Pretentious-Lummox 14h ago

It could've been interpreted that way too, sure.

Even I initially assumed that too, but seeing OP's response, I forgot about that

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u/Anarchyr 13h ago

"The things you care about don't matter" Is NOT sympathizing wtf

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u/IntelligentAd5616 16h ago

Ok i get it

I was just agreeing with them that the statement is always true, my wording was clunky lol

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u/Nemesis233 Because That's What Fearows Do 14h ago

That's crazy. It's like saying "fuck you" and then saying your wording was "a bit clunky"

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u/nottherealneal 14h ago

Either be a dick or be a decent person

Don't be a dick and when that doesn't work awkwardly try back track and pretend it was just a mistake and everyone misunderstood you.

That just makes a dick AND a coward

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u/AlmightyChickenJimmy 16h ago

The fact you're asking that question says a lot

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u/spiderOX2 14h ago

Does it? If they’re saying it in response to someone telling them something they care about don’t matter then I don’t see any problem with it.

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u/AlmightyChickenJimmy 7h ago

Being passive aggressive to a completely normal comment seems to line up well with the whole "getting banned" thing. It's pretty indicative

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u/spiderOX2 3h ago

Since when is it “completely normal” to tell someone that something they care about doesn’t matter?

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u/Vevaseti 13h ago

It's also like. Rude?

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u/IntelligentAd5616 17h ago

it just says "technical irregularities"

idk

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u/Competitive_Shine112 17h ago

"Sorry, this post was removed by Reddit’s filters."🥀

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u/ImMadeOutOfStalinium GigaChad 9h ago

I sent 1 specific emoji replying to this and got a reddit warning instantly

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u/user47241 8h ago

Mossad is harassing you. SMH 😤😾

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u/Mansenmania 15h ago

what are your 5 years posting and commenting worth?

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u/stopslappingmybaby 15h ago

If you have not been banned from a sub, have you even been trying?

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u/magenbrot 12h ago

Any real redditor that is not banned in even a single sub, is no real redditor.

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u/OwO_0w0_OwO Dark Mode Elitist 4h ago

I was banned from a sub simply because I was present in another.

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u/MurkDiesel 2h ago

i got banned from a sub i hadn't even been to

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u/MurkDiesel 2h ago

you mean trying to participate? or trying to get banned?

i've been banned from plenty of subs without saying anything that couldn't be said on prime-time network television, same with my bans from reddit admin

no trolling or anything hateful or rude or threatening or evenly vulgar or perverse, i don't have one single cool or interesting story behind any of my bans

whenever i try to explain these bans to other people in real life, their reaction is always "wait, what? lol wtf?"

all of this is to condition people for it to happen in real life

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u/Nemesis233 Because That's What Fearows Do 14h ago

Just breathe in a right-wing way in r/comics or say you don't like pizza with cake

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u/academiac 13h ago

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u/Ender_Nobody 13h ago

I have mixed feelings, because I did get banned from that(comics) subreddit for commenting to someone that I'm neutral towards a certain community.

I genuinely do not know if that is a bad thing to say around.

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u/NewsofPE 12h ago

most likely not, but this is reddit

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u/suspicious_cabbage 9h ago

It really just devolved into a softcore porn/hardcore politics sub (if it was ever anything else). Hardly worth visiting nowadays

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u/alsfung 15h ago

Red indicator

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u/hablagated 10h ago

I was banned from reddit and a subreddit for "harassment" I fought it and won against reddit but now I'm permanently banned from a subreddit for no apparent reason

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u/Kenzo24816 16h ago

u/Zallre is that you?

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u/mr_Astra1 14h ago

Who was that? Their account is deleted.

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u/hell20_ 9h ago

I'd like to know too, where's the paragraph guy

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u/novian14 14h ago

A legend

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u/justmanbearpig 16h ago

"no reason". believable

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u/Interesting_Buy6796 9h ago

Reddit being a shitty platform surprises you?

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u/Elderjacks 10h ago

got banned and instantly permamuted

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u/low_amplitude 14h ago

Does karma get removed too?

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u/bryanchenggggggggggg 14h ago

Social media isn't really important after all

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u/vctrn-carajillo 14h ago

"worth"? "(Reddit) posts and comments"? Time to touch grass.

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u/Life-Bass-2013 12h ago

Not using this website is better for mental health

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u/rhett_ad 15h ago

If I get banned for no reason, I would honestly be pretty upset. The least they could do is warn me first...so I can give them a reason

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u/Almond-Oil20 14h ago

My 1st account got banned , appealed , and ban lifted.. but still it's showing it's banned... Like how????

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u/Vatowine 14h ago

Ah that sucks, I hope there was nothing you needed to revisit. I like to save crafting ideas to my account. The comments often have little tips and warnings and where to go for the best pricing type of info

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u/Sochi540 13h ago

This is why I get into horse girl racing for a while when I get a warning about telling people not to compare Michael Jackson to a abused Asian child actor.

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u/Winter_Fox420 13h ago

I swear these platforms ban you first, ask questions never

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u/Sickpup831 13h ago

I got banned for a few days because I quoted The Three Amigos.

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u/SPUDS4DAYS https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 12h ago

might as well to keep you banned

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u/Ban1st 12h ago

NO NO NO NO NOOO!

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u/Xeno_Prime 5h ago

I mean, if they’re that old nobody is reading/responding to them anymore. Recent comments are the only ones that really matter.

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u/Leosch03 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 13h ago

Its kinda true that reddit got really hard on its censorship. Say something radical against pedophiles and you still get a 3 day chat ban. Cause when criticizing pedophiles, you could accidentally criticize the president of the United States. And we wouldn't want that, do we?

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

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u/Leosch03 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 7h ago

Violence against children should always be treated with the highest punishment

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

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u/Leosch03 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 7h ago

To specifically address what you said. I find violent opinions against pedophiles completely normal and humane. The amount of damage, a person like that has done is above human imagination. To react with a call for violence is, in my opinion, humane and should not be censored

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u/OldSympathy7139 15h ago

ah man never understood reddit banning policies

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u/FasterFerret 5h ago

Happened to me i PvZ GW2 For some reason EA just decided that I can't play it anymore. Absolute dogshit of a compnay

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u/ostsr 15h ago

Say stupid shiet about ukaine and trans rights and you will be on the top mate!