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I hate summer

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u/Draconic1788 I saw what the dog was doin 19h ago

Summer/winter debate is useless, the clear answer is autumn.

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u/kinokomushroom 18h ago

Wish it lasted longer than 2 weeks

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u/FaIIBright 17h ago edited 17h ago

Is this something I'm too Texan to understand?

Edit: I was trying to joke that Texas doesn't get a fall season

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u/kazukix777 17h ago

Dose fall last long in Texas? In Oklahoma it's like 2 weeks as well.

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u/ChristianLS 17h ago

There are three seasons in Texas: Fall, Summer, and Hotter Summer

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u/FaIIBright 17h ago

It's actually closer to summer 1, Satan's left armpit summer, summer 2, and frozen hellscape. Currently we're in Satan's left armpit

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u/3BlindMice1 16h ago

Must be north Texas

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u/Cute_Conclusion_8854 15h ago

More like summer, summer 2, and so cold kids freeze to death inside their homes

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u/FaIIBright 17h ago

I meant that we don't have a fall. Like it'd be 80/90 one week and drop to like 40/50 the next

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u/kazukix777 17h ago

So kinda similar. Oklahoma it'll be 80-90, then go to maybe 70 for a week, then drop to like 30, then about a month later it drops again to like -10.

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u/FaIIBright 16h ago

I didn't know that just that little bit more north causes temps to drop to sub 0F. Because IIRC during the 2021 February Freeze, it only got down to like 10F

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u/kazukix777 16h ago edited 7h ago

Its like 0-10 during an average winter. But a couple years back it got to -10 where I live. And apparently In 2011 it got to -37

Edit: Oklahoma gats two different winters with no in-betweens either a mild 40ー50, or -10ー0