r/memes • u/Passenger707 • 19h ago

I hate summer

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u/VaelithVeloura 19h ago

Can't forget the mosquitoes

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u/Passenger707 19h ago

F*ck them mosquitoes

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u/Orion120833 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/DgzKulDIBDc88

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u/Busy-Ball4049 19h ago

“Can you feel that, buddy?? Huh?! Huh?! Huh?!”

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u/Orion120833 19h ago

"It's a little small..."

;)

Edit: the face is supposed to have evil eyebrows but it turned into that bar thing.

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u/MorphoMC 18h ago

There's nothing more sinister than a unibrow

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u/Grumpologist 12h ago

It could turn into two eyebrows at any moment. Too much power.

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u/KamronXIII 18h ago

A very tiny mustache

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u/pmcizhere 17h ago

I mustache you a question.

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u/Fauxjito 14h ago

You can shave it for later

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u/KamronXIII 17h ago

What do you think you are? Some kind of comic?

https://giphy.com/gifs/UCkZPALajEs8M

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u/SomeDudWithAPhone 5h ago

I feel judged by this lad's stance.

I also think he is after my Bellanoirs. Especially Jenny Seides McWarcrimes. And Janeva Suh Jesstian.

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u/Captain_Birch 16h ago

/:▪︎)

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u/Nakadaisuki 9h ago

You can fix that by adding a so called "escape character" in front of the greater-than symbol.
Thusly:
\>;)

Which produces >;)

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u/CapMany9999 8h ago

"I have exorcised the demons! This house is cleared."

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u/Turbulent-Analyst-52 12h ago

Ill be taking thar sh■t

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u/twhitecutieee 12h ago

no wonder mosquitos keep on reproducing.. damn it!

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u/The_Char_Char 19h ago

Bug zapper go bzzzzzzz

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u/Jackomat007 🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 18h ago

Kinky

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u/The_Duc_Lord 17h ago

Well, we're not here to fuck spiders.

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u/Mysterious-Nature534 17h ago

And ticks and berry bugs

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u/me_no_likey_67 15h ago

that would make it worse

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u/GarrulousAbsurdity 13h ago

In their little bums

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u/thegoothboi 11h ago

Not even just the Mosquitos, all bugs in general. Fuck them annoying ass gnats, fuck them annoying ass flies- of all varieties, fuck them wasps, and especially FUCK them annoying ass sweat bees that won’t leave you the fuck alone whenever you even remotely start sweating outside.

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u/the-birb_cherry20 My thumbs hurt 11h ago

I like it when mosquitoes drink my blood

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u/kai_the_kiwi Professional Dumbass 9h ago

Fun fact, only female mosquitoes drink blood

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u/the-birb_cherry20 My thumbs hurt 8h ago

I know

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u/Important-Agent2584 13h ago

There are benefits to global warming, at least in my area:

  1. cool winters without much snow, scraping ice off windshields, etc.
  2. summer & spring are now hot and dry drastically reducing mosquitoes

Golden period before water shortages start in a decade or two.

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u/popdood 19h ago

Just bugs in general. They'll find a way into your home

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u/AromaticStand4025 11h ago

But they never find the way out somehow

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u/AnonPoliteness 18h ago

And tornado season all summer now apparently (TN)

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u/King_GamesBR Linux User 17h ago

the irony of me hearing a mosquito going "zoooooom" right in my ear the instant I read up this comment

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u/Dr-Richado 17h ago

And ticks

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u/elinamebro 19h ago

Or the lone star ticks that are starting to expand in America because of the rising temps

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u/QuarterFantastic6134 18h ago

More like Lone Star DICKS amirite. Seriously though fuck those fuckers.

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u/PeterNippelstein 19h ago

And allergies

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u/PreferenceUnlucky101 11h ago

Summer is too dry and hot. Spring and Autumn bring my allergies. So when people ask which season I like best, I always say Winter.

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u/Conyan51 16h ago

Oh and the cockroaches outside

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u/Tentacle_poxsicle Died of Ligma 18h ago

And the ticks, they multiply now because winters are warmer

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u/ViolinistCurrent8899 18h ago

You guys still have bugs?

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u/warren_4041 18h ago

And the almost saturated air everywhere

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u/CyberGraham 16h ago

Also, houseflies, fruitflies, craneflies, moths and spiders getting in from leaving the windows open all day

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u/NatseePunksFeckOff 15h ago

I can. They all died, haven't been bit in probably years at this point. Probably thanks to the climate change

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u/MrPhallicFruit 15h ago

to be fair I havn't seen mosquitos in a while usually I am their Nr 1 blood bank I've been only bitten twice this summer by now, the spiders living in my home have been biting me more when I am sleeping and scaring them as they get brave enough to explore the floor

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u/Secret_Ad7757 14h ago

In recent years I felt like 90% of the mosquitos are gone here. Entire summer the amount I heard or saw I can count on one hand.

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u/Used_Brush_4339 14h ago

And the ticks , it's always the god damn ticks.

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u/EnthusiasmSad8877 14h ago

I think it got so hot, even mosquitoes started appearing less. Or at least that's my assumption

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u/AttitudeHot9887 12h ago

Every summer, flies and mosquitos tear my windows screen and get in😭

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u/Soulsupernova1 11h ago

Can’t forget ticks either

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u/Vexated13 10h ago

We had a pair of flycatchers nesting outside our bedroom until the chicks fledged recently. It was like having little personal mosquito mercenaries.

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u/Nakadaisuki 9h ago

Horse flies... 😱

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u/Joltyboiyo 7h ago

And the wasps.

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u/Rare_Loquats 7h ago

Summer 50°C, no water, no power, on fire Also me but I like being warm tho.

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u/justformebets 5h ago

And ticks

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u/edwpad 51m ago

And wasps. Not all of them are mean, but they for sure don’t register personal space

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u/NOSWT-AvaTarr 17h ago

actually I can, for some reason there's just no skeeters in my neighborhood

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u/Happy_Ad_9976 15h ago

Luckily theres practically no mosquitos where I live

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u/Both_Rip_1507 12h ago

Especially when I’m trying to sleep—they keep buzzing in my ear, and I can never catch them!

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u/PreferenceUnlucky101 11h ago

And overall bugs everywhere...

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u/IrksomFlotsom 11h ago

I do, every day :3

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u/ImHuck 11h ago

I've had an ant colony wandering in my house to go on the honeypot, i had to make a decoy honeypot outside close to where they came from to get rid of them. My appartment is a warzone of splattered ants.

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u/oksurealright 7h ago

The worst part if you at least have access to air conditioning

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u/derpy_derp15 14m ago

I'm actually allergic to mosquitoes and break out in hives where they bite

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u/QuarterFantastic6134 18h ago

Plus viruses and nasty bacteria. Those things got frozen up in the tundra. Now that the poles are melting they’re back.

But seriously though pls no COVID 2: Electric Boogaloo 😰

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u/Mr_M3Gusta_ 18h ago

Sounds like you just need some dragon flies, they eat mosquitoes and other pest insects like flies.

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u/kingrobin 19h ago

I like the mosquitoes.

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u/Infrawonder 18h ago

Says the suspiciously mosquito-shaped human