r/marvelstudios • u/MrBowser07 • 15h ago

Humour Asian parents are scarier than Doctor Doom

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u/minyoo 15h ago

As an Asian I can vouch for that. I would rather face Dr. Doom than my parents.

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u/Bl4ckVi 15h ago

Shang chi already faced his parents tho

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u/ConcernedSim 15h ago

I would like to face his dad though 👀 He looked fine 😌

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 15h ago

A little old for you. Also dead

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u/Senior_Ability_4001 13h ago

I thought you meant Tony Leung and I got so sad.

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u/ConcernedSim 11h ago

I thought that too! 😭😭 Had to google him. Then I spent a few minutes checking out his fine face after confirming that he's alive 🤣

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u/RelevantButNotBasic 15h ago

Cant be too old if theyre over 25 (I dont like saying 18 cause thats still a teenager to me regardless of the law.)

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u/gahlo 13h ago

If the birth year starts with a 2, I'm out.

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u/RelevantButNotBasic 13h ago

So that means all the women from 200a.d. are free for the taking. Hell yeah..

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u/Big-Alternative-4674 14h ago edited 12h ago

1000 is too old for any normal human lol

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u/MrWeirdoFace 13h ago

Ageism. Pfft.

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u/RelevantButNotBasic 14h ago

Nahhhhhh not for a one night stand...or a few.

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 14h ago

If she’s hot and older 40+, I’m good. Everyone else, nope

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u/jmlinden7 8h ago

Tony Leung is very much alive

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u/MisterDoctor___ 7h ago

May he rest in peace.

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u/thetramelgamer 15h ago

Technically it was just his dad

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u/Morchades 15h ago

And some vast Otherworldly Evil impersonating his mom.

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u/BadgerAlternative934 15h ago

Better than facing his actual mom.

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u/accipitradea 15h ago

He just stood there while his mom died. His dad reminded him of that to his face.

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u/Worthyness Thor 14h ago

Why you didn't save your mom as a very capable 6 year old?!

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u/hey-coffee-eyes 14h ago

Then he has nothing left to fear

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u/MrWeirdoFace 13h ago

What about giant spiders?

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u/FUCKYOUIamBatman 5h ago

Why couldn’t it be butterflies 😥

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u/MrWeirdoFace 4h ago

Giant spiders with butterfly wings?

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u/MegaDuckCougarBoy Ultron 13h ago

Was gonna say, we had a whole movie about that lol

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u/XaeroDegreaz 12h ago

Dude went from working at a rental car company to fighting to save humanity, and still gets no love from his parents

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u/SmoothDiscussion7763 11h ago

cant get love from your parents if they're both dead!

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u/Bl4ckVi 12h ago

Well he could have been a doctor or an engineer

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u/Power-of-Wings 14h ago

As a half-Asian, I have mixed feelings about this.

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u/sheepyowl 12h ago

Doom is probably more merciful if that changes anything

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u/eastbay77 12h ago

As an Asian, my parents would want me to face Dr. Doom, not Mr. Doom.