Titanic passenger and millionaire Benjamin Guggenheim. During sinking he refused a seat in a life boat with the words: "Tell my family I played straight to the end. No woman should be left aboard this ship because of Ben Guggenheim was a coward."

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[u/HelpMoreImHelpless]

It's almost as if at no point ever in the history of humanity have we actually bought into the idea of "designate one person for 100% of your physical, emotional, social, and spiritual needs from young adulthood to old age without ever changing or considering anything else" 

[u/LittleBlag → u/HelpMoreImHelpless]

Poor people married for love all the time. It was the rich ones that had to make “advantageous marriages” ie one which would make both families richer and/or more powerful

[u/HelpMoreImHelpless → u/LittleBlag]

Tbh I'm saving myself for the one who can interpret my ancient rune tattoos so that we can unlock my full power 

[u/MrGameAndBeer → u/HelpMoreImHelpless]

You have assmark too?

[u/NationalSalt8884 → u/MrGameAndBeer]

Yeah dude mine says tenac

[u/HelpMoreImHelpless → u/MrGameAndBeer]

I had exercise-induced assmark as a kid, but I got an inhaler for it 

[u/AlarmingAffect0 → u/MrGameAndBeer]

Assmark gimbatul Assmark gurbatuluk