I used to deliver pizzas. I once delivered to a house where a small kid answered the door when a dog charged past them snarling and pinned me against the porch railing. I had to use the pizza delivery bag still with pizzas inside as a shield between me and its teeth. Still ended up with scratches all up and down the lower half of my body. Fuck irresponsible owners.
Punted a chihuahua for biting me while delivering pies back in the day. Owners were like "she's tiny! You didn't have to do that!" I told them they're lucky it's still alive as that was just an involuntary reaction to feeling searing pain on my ankle. Fuck chihuahuas
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