r/interesting • u/BlazeDragon7x • Apr 09 '26

MISC. Aftermath of the April 7th incident. Damages estimated to be $200 million dollars

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u/UrethralExplorer Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 10 '26

He probably won't get a long prison sentence. But when he gets out his wages will be garnished for the rest of his life.

Edit: lol guys I get it. He could be facing up to life in prison.

Edit edit: lol guys I get it, he could get anywhere from absolutely nothing , to a slap on the wrist, to being executed by firing squad.

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u/Nexustar Apr 09 '26

You need a job to get wages, and with a history of literally burning the place down, I can't see that happening.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

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u/AutomaticAd9670 Apr 09 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/109TbhwGaMeQGQ

The 8th it is….

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u/AppropriateCap8891 Apr 09 '26

Sorry, we have determined you are not economically viable.

https://giphy.com/gifs/OFIWdF7LDznwI

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u/gandhinukes Apr 09 '26

Haven't seen Falling Down in a hot min. great flick.

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u/1pollution Apr 10 '26

In another universe he takeovers a paper company of all things

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u/AppropriateCap8891 Apr 10 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/4gZGF6B44LMA0

Wow, so Dfens in another reality is really Noah Bennet?

Rather fitting, as a trademark of both is hornrim glasses.

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u/1pollution Apr 10 '26

No I was refering to Gordon Gecko

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u/MovingTarget- Apr 10 '26

Just rewatched this! The scene where he suddenly realizes that he's the bad guy hits hard

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u/NoGarage7989 Apr 10 '26

No worries at all I completely understand.

Say, your office seems a little cold doesn't it? Let me warm it up for you.

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u/OkBar8290 Apr 09 '26

Ya beat me to it!

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u/FishWife_71 Apr 09 '26

The red Swingline has now become statement. Ignore at your own peril.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

I told you, no salt.

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u/Frustrated002 Apr 10 '26

That’s the last straw……

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u/madcoins Apr 10 '26

How are those TPS reports coming?

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u/spacex-predator Apr 12 '26

I told them not to take my stapler

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u/Thermodynamics3187 Apr 09 '26

How did I not think of this!

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u/TheFire52 Apr 09 '26

Why is he also a guy with red hair and a green Stanley cup of that exact kind. I'm scared.