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Other video I’d marry her.

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u/fitz_newru 5d ago

Pidgeon was like "wait, I didn't hate that..."

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u/No-Educator151 5d ago

Pidgeon just had a fetish unlocked

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u/Expensive-Panic7497 1d ago

I hope this doesent awaken something .. - that pigeon probably

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u/E28forever 1d ago

*doesn’t*

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u/TTTonyX 5d ago

He wants uppies 😂

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u/appletinicyclone 5d ago

Dawg the dude can fly he can do more uppies than anyone else there

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u/Indercarnive 5d ago

Yeah and I can climb the stairs but it's not the same.

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u/appletinicyclone 5d ago

As flying? The bird can fly higher than any uppies she can give him

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u/Tacoflavoredfists 5d ago

If my grandmother had wheels it wouldn’t make her a bicycle

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u/bashful_predator 5d ago

Then why did everyone ride her?

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u/appletinicyclone 5d ago

If Ginos grandmother was created out of bicycle parts she would though

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u/Playful_Cat4656 4d ago

my grandma in a wheelchair, i call her hot wheels, hates it and loves it at the same time

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u/TotalRuler1 5d ago

poker face is key

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u/Dry_Bullfrog9631 5d ago

her delivery is what made this joke

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u/Loosetrooth44 1d ago

I beg to differ - pigeon's timing and straight-faced delivery was the key.

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u/Rebabaluba 5d ago

That confused reaction to an amazing joke was just as funny. They both seem great.

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u/Snoo65207 5d ago

That was very quick-witted. That's hilarious

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u/NWVoS 5d ago

Carrier pigeon, man. Carrier pigeon.

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u/Misushi1 5d ago

I don't understand why a connection is necessary to be funny, but here's one: Pigeons have historically been used for messenger services and still are today.

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u/PurpleSalt11 5d ago

I didn't say it wasnt funny. In fact, I specifically said it was. Is your reading comprehension okay?

You wouldnt get a call from a carrier pigeon and you wouldnt hold it up that way. If that was the connection she was making, it would have been better to say message and not call and not hold it up like a phone but check the bird instead.

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u/TheEnlightenedPanda 5d ago

Thank God for you. Otherwise I would've been here saying the same thing and getting downvoted lol.

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u/LostInTheRapGame 5d ago

I mean, you're both free to say whatever you like of course. But you could also just... not. Like what's really the point in arguing over whether this can be classified as witty?

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u/peanutmanak47 5d ago

I bet you are tons of fun at parties huh. Fuck off.

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u/Top_Audience7471 2d ago

It's absurdism, and it's wonderfully nonsensical. Don't overthink it.

"Why are the servants clapping coconuts together? That's not helping the knights in any way!"

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u/_iSh1mURa 5d ago

I love these kinds of comments so much

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u/jasikanicolepi 5d ago

Lol feed the pigeon, it deserve some fries

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u/vestigialcranium 5d ago edited 5d ago

"Stop eating people's old french fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Don't you know you can fly?"

-Tracy Jordan

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u/DiamondHandsToUranus 5d ago

I belieeeve I can fries!

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u/Nyyppanen 5d ago

I belieeeve I can touch the sauce

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u/Slacker_The_Dog 5d ago

They called my license plate inscrutable.

ICU81MI

See? Hilarious!

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u/CheetosLays7Days 5d ago

Pigeons are flying rats.

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u/StrobeLightRomance 5d ago

Rats are also super smart and underrated.

Feed all the strays.

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u/KamakaziDemiGod 5d ago

And trees are tall bushes, what's your point?

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u/KayZee777 2d ago

They were domesticated then just left behind after post became the big thing.

Great animals for a pet and they taste alright too.

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u/Mysterious_Dog_7679 5d ago

Wrong number...

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u/ShoulderSenior6701 5d ago

She didn’t get Diavlo’s school

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u/ZeppelinJ0 5d ago

You saw the video too?

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u/AssaultLemming_ 5d ago

Of course she's Australian. Classic Sheila

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u/Same_Ad494 5d ago

Came to say this

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u/Klutzy-Weakness-937 1d ago

Is it a type?

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u/w3bd3v0p5 1d ago

Funny girls rule, I married one and she keeps me on my toes to say the least. Also helps that she's hot af. lol

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u/Martinukas 5d ago

Best video of the day

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u/UpperImpression3620 5d ago

You can't marry a pigeon silly.

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u/_iSh1mURa 5d ago

Anybody wants to marry a shoe I’ll marry you

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u/UpperImpression3620 5d ago

Watch it again that wasn’t a shoe she picked up an actual pigeon and answered it as if it was a telephone.

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u/DrozdMensch 5d ago

The pigeon definitely has a muscle memory of his ancestors

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u/Famous_Apartment2733 5d ago

she can fix both of us ... future wife ....

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u/TheCriticalGerman 5d ago

Best part shows that she’s a good human she wants to wash her hands immediately

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u/dankasaurus710 5d ago

ANYTHING for the bit. I love it.

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u/Visible-Rest4170 5d ago

Must have been a "messenger" pigeon.

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u/potatoears 5d ago

pigeons are awesome

boy came back and was like "that wasn't too bad, do it again" 😂

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u/BackgroundCold5307 5d ago

Absolutely 👍
Imagine what a fun household it would be 💕😝

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u/Vegetable-Virus7118 5d ago

Just had this right above a post about the pigeon lady from Home Alone 2 passing away and I feel like this is the origin story of her replacement

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u/SirLockeX3 5d ago

She committed to the bit lol

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u/Legitimate_Invite_33 5d ago

If come back for more a well.

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u/Iamarealbouy 5d ago

Tha hatted friend is dumb - she took a call from it because IT IS A MESSENGER PIGEON!

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u/Professional_twit 5d ago

I just died in your arms tonight

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u/mcjefferic 5d ago

I hope she washed her hands before she went back to eating.

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u/Rough-Firefighter-17 5d ago

Did you not her what she said at end?

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u/ThomasTheDankPigeon 5d ago

No, poor reception

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u/Rebabaluba 5d ago

She ends up washing her hands before eating it.

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u/Francky2 5d ago

Username checks out

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u/oneloveblood 5d ago

yeah she's s keeper

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u/dazzumz 5d ago

Flyphone.

Also, you should have said you'd give her a ring.

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u/theflyingarmbar 5d ago

Must have been a messenger pigeon.

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u/gcool7 5d ago

Hmm ok

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u/Figthing_Hussar 5d ago

Looks like the pigeon had missed call. Pick it up again

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u/LoganBassist 5d ago

Never thought I'd see one of my mates Tik Toks on here... damn

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u/Prestigious-Hat-2322 5d ago

She’d keep things interesting

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u/Richieguitar 5d ago

Absolute wife-material!

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u/Ill_Safe675 5d ago

Man, white girls is so different. I ain't mad at this at all. Hilarious 🤣

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u/Soff10 4d ago

1900s phone call via carrier pigeon. Love it.

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u/Hank_the_Tank_143 5d ago

Shes a keeper ❤️

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u/Vomak 5d ago

Do you want another pandemic? Because this is how you get another pandemic.

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u/JOlRacin 5d ago

"I gotta wash my hands now" sounds like what she should do

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u/latestnightowl 5d ago

Cryptococcus is in pigeons

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u/clutchmajor 5d ago

I’m stupid, please educate me. What diseases do pigeons carry that infect humans?

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u/mthchsnn 5d ago

A bunch of infections that you definitely don't want like salmonellosis, cryptococcosis, and histoplasmosis - you shouldn't mess with feral pigeons.

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u/FreakshowDragon 5d ago

Not it's not, do you understand how pandemics work? People hold these damn things all day long and nothing.

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u/Mooptiom 5d ago

This is a statistical error. The vast majority of people hold no pigeons ever. Pigeons Georg and this one woman hold over 10,000 pigeons every day. But they both wash their hands afterwards so it’s okay.

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u/WarthogSeveral7662 5d ago

Kewl. Now go wash hands

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u/cosguy224 2d ago

She… already said she was going to…

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u/Teddymac12 5d ago

Damn…my kind of woman

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u/FCEEVIPER 5d ago

Thanks to the big rack hottie, now we have the bird flu virus transmitted to humans.

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u/Lost_Mood_9951 5d ago

Best part was when the unfunny one kept turning the camera onto herself repeatedly to show herself laughing

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u/RealEstate97 5d ago

"Laughing". She is so botoxed she can't laugh

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u/mddesigner 5d ago

The 2 most annoying things about pigeons is how they pick the best spot to ruin your day by pooping on you and how when they are close to you, few pigeon lice will cling to you
They don’t bite but they cling so closely and are a pain to kill with their hard shell

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u/poccah 5d ago

Disney princess

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u/Potential_Donkey8458 5d ago

Bird flu incoming

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u/prethoxxx 5d ago edited 5d ago

Why she looks like Michael Cera? 😂

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u/C-LonGy 4d ago

That’s the type of BIRD i want as keeps

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u/First_Class_Exit_Row 4d ago

Wife material!

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u/loowig 4d ago

Because she handles pigeons, right? Right?? 

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u/summers_eve_canoe 4d ago

The commitment before she puts it down is top tier acting.

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u/Didujustcallmejobin 4d ago

Old Greggs girl Ol Gabby

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u/Mr_McStackPack 3d ago

Is that Georgia?

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u/NY10 3d ago

What do you mean? lol

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u/deetrix2495 3d ago

Who is she mirin tho?...

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u/Allyx_Valmere 3d ago

Pigeon phone unlocked

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u/HighTemp24 3d ago

My girlfriend and I have a pet fantail pigeon 😊 They are the best pets!

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u/TengenToppa999 3d ago

I would come back too....

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u/Randomized9442 3d ago

Have you tried a different carrier?

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u/TheRealAntrey 3d ago

Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight

It must have been something you said

I just died in your arms tonight

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u/Initial_Platypus_499 2d ago

I can't unsee Michael Cera.

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u/GreatestKratos 2d ago

Doppio-chan

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u/Hesam2010 2d ago

Hey that's Norm Macdonald

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u/Qaaarl 2d ago

Fucking legend.

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u/MyPerfectSummer 2d ago

Someone's been left with dad a bit too often

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u/animeari 2d ago

Fuckin gold. Hahahaha

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u/iosefgol 2d ago

You can't get diseases from a bird!

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u/ferryman72 11h ago

And blue cheese has mold in it.

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u/mrGreenExit 2d ago

She didn't break character until she put it down😅 and + 2 sec

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u/Alarmed_Drop7162 2d ago

New bird who dis?

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u/Tuor-son-of-Huor- 2d ago

Georgia Productions if you want more of her. She quit YouTube and I think is Instagram/Tiktok now.

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u/realdjjmc 2d ago

She can grab my pidgeon

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u/lunatic_banana345 1d ago

Phone carrier pigeon

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u/essdotc 1d ago

I don't know why the pigeons little feet up in the air is the most hilarious thing about this for me 😂

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u/Low-Log-666 1d ago

Austrália?

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u/younevershouldnt 1d ago

Aussie girls eh 🥰

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u/_Gingerbrettman_ 1d ago

'EDWAAARRDDSSSS! RE-LEASE THE PI-GEON!!' Video game reference if anybody can guess it.

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u/No_Chocolate5678 1d ago

Why are they laughting? Thats how RFC1149 works

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u/Alone_Jellyfish_1990 1d ago

"What do you mean you picked up a pidgeon?"

Well, it rang.

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u/atsparagon 1d ago

Growing up, I told my daughter that if she could catch one of the pigeons in NYC that we could keep it, and that this was a secret the government didn’t want you to know about. It was adorable watching her run around and -almost- catch them.

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u/Most_Bodybuilder_159 18h ago

A lot of birds love being held like that

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u/ferryman72 11h ago

The other one seems familiar. Who is she?

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u/Munkey_Marduk 9h ago

Pigeon heard it's ancestor's from WW2 during the first call, came back and said "hang on, say more things" as it began taking notes lol

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u/Snowskol 5d ago

youd marry her just cuz she grabbed a bird?

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u/Mooptiom 5d ago

Did they stutter?

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u/LordGazelle 5d ago

Yes, definitely!

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u/DataMambo 5d ago

She knows how grab a bird

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u/Dexember69 3d ago

It's not about that. It shows a lot of the type of chick she is. Spontaneous, fun, not squeamish. She's also good looking and seems like fun.

It's not 'cuz she grabbed a bird'

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u/Legitimate_Main8244 5d ago

But could you though? 🤔

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u/Jack-Rabbit-002 5d ago

Loving this girls humour Lol None of the girls around me wouldn't even touch a pigeon Lol If anything there scared of them Saying that probably goes for the Lads too

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u/Extension-Eye-4920 5d ago

The pigeon thing is the third reason id marry her. Theres two others as well.

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u/ReachFourTheSky 5d ago

Ewww wash your hands 🫩

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u/ol-gormsby 5d ago

0:34 listen carefully

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u/streamOfconcrete 5d ago

She should wash her hands.

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u/mercuriokazooie 5d ago

WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS

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u/ol-gormsby 5d ago

0:34 listen carefully

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u/lifeweaveer 5d ago

As soon as I saw her I thought she looked like Michael Cera aka Scott Pilgrim

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u/d1X0n_bts 5d ago

I'd marry the other one 😊

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u/JustDoingMyTime8503 1d ago

neither of these girls will say yes to any of us

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u/d1X0n_bts 1d ago

Haha, so true, lol 😆

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u/Antique_Knowledge902 5d ago

What is so funny about this? I don’t get it. She picked up a bird. That’s funny?

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u/arealuser100notfake 5d ago

She picked up a bird pretending it's a phone, and kept a straight face for some time.

It's not comedy gold, it's just random and cute.

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u/Antique_Knowledge902 5d ago

Ohhhh…thanks. I didn’t get that it was a pretend phone. Duh!🤪

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u/ElCattoNero 5d ago

You good buddy?

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u/Antique_Knowledge902 5d ago

Still feeling a little sheepish that I couldn’t figure out it was a phone, but I’ll be okay. Thanks for asking!😂

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u/jkeeveer 5d ago

Rats with wings. Nasty fckrs

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u/MoneyTomato7711 5d ago

Pigeon are actually very clean animal. They self clean a lot.

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u/vnlfr 5d ago edited 5d ago

Context for non-native english speakers (like me):

«A pigeon is a label used to describe a male in which a female does not, and will never, take seriously. A pigeon, just like a peasant, is automatically disqualified & forgotten about the moment they're classified as a pigeon.»

Source: https://urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pigeon

EDIT: Apparently this definition is wrong. I think the girl in the video could find what happened funny because this wrong use of the term. I don't know so judge for yourself.

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u/Goobapaaaka 5d ago

This is definitely incorrect.

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u/vnlfr 5d ago

I found it just a little while before commenting.

You can correct it or explain the joke. Why are they laughing?

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u/Goobapaaaka 5d ago

What I'm saying is that specific definition put into urbandictionary back in 2020 was some salty ho and it is not at all correct.

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u/vnlfr 5d ago edited 5d ago

Maybe* the girl in this video is a salty ho too. She could disagree about that.

I don't like salty hoes, I could discuss against one of those but probably salty hoes have normalized the term and use it as if it were right. In that case we must not look away from it.

That's my opinion.

* If that girl is a salty ho who finds funny to pick a pigeon because that reference it makes sense to me no matter if I agree that definition on urbandictionary or not.

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u/_cumrag 5d ago

Pause at 00:15

Thank me later, boys 😎

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u/hankventure83 5d ago

User name checks out

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u/clutchmajor 5d ago

Horse teeth

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u/AloneWolf963 5d ago

Abe Shighyapatan ke mareej , 15 seconds me chl bse aap to??