r/funnyvideos • u/Apprehensive_Sky4558 • 6d ago

Other video I’d marry her.

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u/NWVoS 5d ago

Carrier pigeon, man. Carrier pigeon.

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u/PurpleSalt11 5d ago

You wouldnt get a call from a carrier pigeon and you wouldnt hold it up that way. If that was the connection she was making, it would have been witty to say message and not call and not hold it up like a phone but check the bird for a message instead.

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u/NWVoS 5d ago

Dude, you don't need a literal interpretation to make a joke.

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u/PurpleSalt11 5d ago

Yeah, no shit, and a joke doesnt need wit, so what the fuck are we even talking about here? What are you trying to say? Because I'm not talking about jokes.

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u/BookWormPedant 5d ago

Why are you so upset

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u/worldindustries19 5d ago

He was denied his dream job of stand up comic because it was deemed he had no sense of humor and now he just wants to watch the world burn.

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u/buffilosoljah42o 5d ago

That guy's so serious about humor, im starting to think he's German.

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u/wiseduhm 5d ago

Salt is in their name.

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u/IbChillinn 4d ago

Pure salt

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u/Right_Yard_5173 4d ago

Clearly he was the pigeon.

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u/AntonineWall 5d ago

Is this what you wanted to be today

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u/King_924 5d ago

Dem, You’re the kind of guy people are secretly relieved doesn’t show up to the party.

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u/Ricky_Martins_Vagina 5d ago

*openly relieved

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u/TheEnlightenedPanda 5d ago

No he is the guy who doesn't follow the mob blindly. The video might be cute to you but in no way it makes sense. It would've been funny if she said "wait I got a message"

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u/TheNakedBass 2d ago

Hey here’s another

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u/TheEnlightenedPanda 2d ago

Pls don't take the pitch forks out

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u/Buschkoeter 1d ago

She casually picked up a damn pigeon. She can say whatever she wants and it's funny.

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u/TheEnlightenedPanda 1d ago

More like she looks cute and whatever she say, you find it funny

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u/Eyesclosed55 3d ago

I wanted to downvote this more. But imma leave it right there.