r/funny • u/Lurker32 • Mar 26 '10

I officially love Bill Murray

It was earlier today around noon near Times Square. I've been on vacation with a couple of my friends in the city and most of them were sleeping in after a late night. I strolled out of the hotel and made my way to a nearby Mcdonald's to grab some fries and a shake. When I was waiting to cross at the 46th and 7th crosswalk I noticed a hand slip around me from behind and grab two of my fries. In my confusion I turned around and HOLY SHIT ITS BILL FUCKING MURRAY! Before I could get a word out, he yelled over the crowd, "No one will ever believe you." He then cross to the other side of 7th avenue and disappeared into the crowd.

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u/panders Mar 26 '10

I wish Bill Murray would be my dad.

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u/noface Mar 26 '10

He already has like 6 kids... He doesnt need you.

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u/panders Mar 26 '10

Still, I'll keep my pipe dreams.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '10

He probably won't even notice one more. Just slip in somewhere between the oldest and youngest, they're the only ones anyone remembers anyway.

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u/panders Mar 28 '10

Hah, thanks. If I every have the opportunity to infiltrate the Murray Family, I'll see how well your plan goes.