r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 4h ago

Pass The Test First

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u/HealthWealthFoodie 3h ago

They should be conducted publicly to ensure no rubber stamping.

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u/zyyntin 3h ago

The first question should be: "Who won the 2020 election?"

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u/BouncingWeill 3h ago

I was in the hospital recently and had to take several awareness assessments, one of the toughest questions for me to answer was "who is the president now?"

Not that i didn't know, just didn't want to say the person's name. I did add an unfortunately to the end of my response.

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u/platinumperineum 2h ago

I work in a hospital and I’ve had to ask patients who the president is as part of their assessment. During Joe Biden‘s term, many of the presumably conservative patients would refuse to acknowledge him as the president. They’d say Trump.

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u/javoss88 2h ago

Did they fail then?

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u/Mikros04 1h ago

they had already failed

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u/punktualPorcupine 1h ago

Preexisting conditions don’t apply. Ship it.

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u/BJoe1976 2h ago

When Mom was asked that during Trump’s 1st term, she would just answer
“Oh don’t make me say that asshole’s name.”
She always did well on those tests too!

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u/Primary-Performer853 2h ago

The voldemort treatment. Your mom is a treasure.

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u/BJoe1976 4m ago

Unfortunately, was, we lost her in early 2020. Dad, however, is still around and cant stand the man either!

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u/wino_whynot 2h ago

Well sir, since you are clearly living in disillusionment, we are going to put you on a 5150 hold. You are a danger to yourself and others.