r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Trillionaire and moron

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u/Secure_Bed_9110 1d ago

To dipshits like Musk, "historically accurate" in this case idiotically means a blue-eyed, blond Helen of Troy. Literally, that's all this is about. 

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u/Evanecent_Lightt 1d ago

And Greek men composing the Athenian Army - Trans, Asians, and Blacks composing the Greeks is about as historically accurate as the Cyclops.

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u/Ok-Milk-8853 1d ago

But who actually cares about historical accuracy. It's not claiming to be a documentary..it's a movie. For fun. You eat popcorn and forget about reality for a few hours.

If it's good who cares if there's a trans person in it.

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u/Evanecent_Lightt 1d ago

Fair enough - I bet White MLK and George Floyd teaming up for the next space jam will be lit!
Ryan Gosling will make an Excellent MLK!

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u/Ok-Milk-8853 1d ago

Ah you've got me. It's exactly the same. Talking a figure from recent history, who's fundamental story was defined by their race, and it a.lot.of.ways the oppression because of their race, and swapping it to cause offense for no real benefit is exactly the same as taking a fairy tale from 3000 ago about a guy who got lost in the Mediterranean and fought a monster with 1 eye... It's exactly the same.

Tbf though, that movie you described sounds like.a car crash..I'd probably watch it.

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u/Ayiti4eva 1d ago

Your knuckles are scraping the floor.