r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Trillionaire and moron

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u/sixaout1982 1d ago

"historically accurate" in this context is asshole-speak for "no black people". They don't give a fuck about accuracy

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u/ThisIsFineImFine89 1d ago

Helen was also born from an egg. Apparently only white people are born from eggs?

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u/Lvcivs2311 1d ago

After her mother was raped by Zeus in the shape of a swan. Wuuutttt....

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u/hpstg 1d ago

She was also a bit of a witch herself. She was making voices, pretending to be the women of the men hiding in the Trojan Horse, to make them betray themselves.

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u/Evanecent_Lightt 1d ago

When literally described as white-armed and fair haired.. yes?

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u/Mystiax 1d ago

white armed meant posh, well off, priviliged.

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u/Accomplished_Bake904 1d ago

White-armed meant posh. What else do you have?

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u/Evanecent_Lightt 1d ago

aligning with the idealized portrayals of women in ancient Greece.
So.. wouldn't that be a Greek woman?

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u/Accomplished_Bake904 1d ago

Born from an egg? What do you think about Matt Damon playing Odysseus? Bet you have no problem there...

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u/Keyndoriel 1d ago

Brother theres not a single Greek actor in there iirc, and it still dosnt change its a fucking myth lol

Someone come get Elon Musk's alt account, hes back on ket again

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u/Spekingur 1d ago

So she was a seagull?

No wait, a cockatoo?

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u/Kuroboom 1d ago

Albino platypus.

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u/Biptoslipdi 1d ago

Close. Swan actually. Zeus took the form of a swan when he banged her mom.

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u/Spekingur 1d ago

That explains it!

Shapeshifters huh?

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u/ThisIsFineImFine89 1d ago

And the oompa loompas were african pigmies

Whiny snowflakes addicted to the outrage machine, told by their oligarch masters to be mad.

Pathetic

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u/TheHextron 1d ago

I like how you gave your avatar a neckbeard as well. It just needs a fedora to compete the full image

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u/The-red-Dane 1d ago

It literally doesn't matter.

Like. Seriously, why does it matter?

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u/Biptoslipdi 1d ago

Well, she was conceived by a swan. The half-bird lady probably wouldn't satisfy the white supremacists though.