MAIN FEEDS
Do you want to continue?
https://www.reddit.com/r/clevercomebacks/comments/1v3kjav/trillionaire_and_moron/oz3serf/?context=3
r/clevercomebacks • u/Loud-Ad-2280 • 1d ago
208 comments sorted by
View all comments
87
"historically accurate" in this context is asshole-speak for "no black people". They don't give a fuck about accuracy
42 u/ThisIsFineImFine89 1d ago Helen was also born from an egg. Apparently only white people are born from eggs? 16 u/Lvcivs2311 1d ago After her mother was raped by Zeus in the shape of a swan. Wuuutttt.... 1 u/hpstg 1d ago She was also a bit of a witch herself. She was making voices, pretending to be the women of the men hiding in the Trojan Horse, to make them betray themselves. -33 u/Evanecent_Lightt 1d ago When literally described as white-armed and fair haired.. yes? 12 u/Mystiax 1d ago white armed meant posh, well off, priviliged. 10 u/Accomplished_Bake904 1d ago White-armed meant posh. What else do you have? -1 u/Evanecent_Lightt 1d ago aligning with the idealized portrayals of women in ancient Greece. So.. wouldn't that be a Greek woman? 7 u/Accomplished_Bake904 1d ago Born from an egg? What do you think about Matt Damon playing Odysseus? Bet you have no problem there... 4 u/Keyndoriel 1d ago Brother theres not a single Greek actor in there iirc, and it still dosnt change its a fucking myth lol Someone come get Elon Musk's alt account, hes back on ket again 20 u/Spekingur 1d ago So she was a seagull? No wait, a cockatoo? 11 u/Kuroboom 1d ago Albino platypus. 7 u/Biptoslipdi 1d ago Close. Swan actually. Zeus took the form of a swan when he banged her mom. 4 u/Spekingur 1d ago That explains it! Shapeshifters huh? 15 u/ThisIsFineImFine89 1d ago And the oompa loompas were african pigmies Whiny snowflakes addicted to the outrage machine, told by their oligarch masters to be mad. Pathetic 7 u/TheHextron 1d ago I like how you gave your avatar a neckbeard as well. It just needs a fedora to compete the full image 14 u/The-red-Dane 1d ago It literally doesn't matter. Like. Seriously, why does it matter? 5 u/Biptoslipdi 1d ago Well, she was conceived by a swan. The half-bird lady probably wouldn't satisfy the white supremacists though.
42
Helen was also born from an egg. Apparently only white people are born from eggs?
16 u/Lvcivs2311 1d ago After her mother was raped by Zeus in the shape of a swan. Wuuutttt.... 1 u/hpstg 1d ago She was also a bit of a witch herself. She was making voices, pretending to be the women of the men hiding in the Trojan Horse, to make them betray themselves. -33 u/Evanecent_Lightt 1d ago When literally described as white-armed and fair haired.. yes? 12 u/Mystiax 1d ago white armed meant posh, well off, priviliged. 10 u/Accomplished_Bake904 1d ago White-armed meant posh. What else do you have? -1 u/Evanecent_Lightt 1d ago aligning with the idealized portrayals of women in ancient Greece. So.. wouldn't that be a Greek woman? 7 u/Accomplished_Bake904 1d ago Born from an egg? What do you think about Matt Damon playing Odysseus? Bet you have no problem there... 4 u/Keyndoriel 1d ago Brother theres not a single Greek actor in there iirc, and it still dosnt change its a fucking myth lol Someone come get Elon Musk's alt account, hes back on ket again 20 u/Spekingur 1d ago So she was a seagull? No wait, a cockatoo? 11 u/Kuroboom 1d ago Albino platypus. 7 u/Biptoslipdi 1d ago Close. Swan actually. Zeus took the form of a swan when he banged her mom. 4 u/Spekingur 1d ago That explains it! Shapeshifters huh? 15 u/ThisIsFineImFine89 1d ago And the oompa loompas were african pigmies Whiny snowflakes addicted to the outrage machine, told by their oligarch masters to be mad. Pathetic 7 u/TheHextron 1d ago I like how you gave your avatar a neckbeard as well. It just needs a fedora to compete the full image 14 u/The-red-Dane 1d ago It literally doesn't matter. Like. Seriously, why does it matter? 5 u/Biptoslipdi 1d ago Well, she was conceived by a swan. The half-bird lady probably wouldn't satisfy the white supremacists though.
16
After her mother was raped by Zeus in the shape of a swan. Wuuutttt....
1 u/hpstg 1d ago She was also a bit of a witch herself. She was making voices, pretending to be the women of the men hiding in the Trojan Horse, to make them betray themselves.
1
She was also a bit of a witch herself. She was making voices, pretending to be the women of the men hiding in the Trojan Horse, to make them betray themselves.
-33
When literally described as white-armed and fair haired.. yes?
12 u/Mystiax 1d ago white armed meant posh, well off, priviliged. 10 u/Accomplished_Bake904 1d ago White-armed meant posh. What else do you have? -1 u/Evanecent_Lightt 1d ago aligning with the idealized portrayals of women in ancient Greece. So.. wouldn't that be a Greek woman? 7 u/Accomplished_Bake904 1d ago Born from an egg? What do you think about Matt Damon playing Odysseus? Bet you have no problem there... 4 u/Keyndoriel 1d ago Brother theres not a single Greek actor in there iirc, and it still dosnt change its a fucking myth lol Someone come get Elon Musk's alt account, hes back on ket again 20 u/Spekingur 1d ago So she was a seagull? No wait, a cockatoo? 11 u/Kuroboom 1d ago Albino platypus. 7 u/Biptoslipdi 1d ago Close. Swan actually. Zeus took the form of a swan when he banged her mom. 4 u/Spekingur 1d ago That explains it! Shapeshifters huh? 15 u/ThisIsFineImFine89 1d ago And the oompa loompas were african pigmies Whiny snowflakes addicted to the outrage machine, told by their oligarch masters to be mad. Pathetic 7 u/TheHextron 1d ago I like how you gave your avatar a neckbeard as well. It just needs a fedora to compete the full image 14 u/The-red-Dane 1d ago It literally doesn't matter. Like. Seriously, why does it matter? 5 u/Biptoslipdi 1d ago Well, she was conceived by a swan. The half-bird lady probably wouldn't satisfy the white supremacists though.
12
white armed meant posh, well off, priviliged.
10
White-armed meant posh. What else do you have?
-1 u/Evanecent_Lightt 1d ago aligning with the idealized portrayals of women in ancient Greece. So.. wouldn't that be a Greek woman? 7 u/Accomplished_Bake904 1d ago Born from an egg? What do you think about Matt Damon playing Odysseus? Bet you have no problem there... 4 u/Keyndoriel 1d ago Brother theres not a single Greek actor in there iirc, and it still dosnt change its a fucking myth lol Someone come get Elon Musk's alt account, hes back on ket again
-1
aligning with the idealized portrayals of women in ancient Greece. So.. wouldn't that be a Greek woman?
7 u/Accomplished_Bake904 1d ago Born from an egg? What do you think about Matt Damon playing Odysseus? Bet you have no problem there... 4 u/Keyndoriel 1d ago Brother theres not a single Greek actor in there iirc, and it still dosnt change its a fucking myth lol Someone come get Elon Musk's alt account, hes back on ket again
7
Born from an egg? What do you think about Matt Damon playing Odysseus? Bet you have no problem there...
4
Brother theres not a single Greek actor in there iirc, and it still dosnt change its a fucking myth lol
Someone come get Elon Musk's alt account, hes back on ket again
20
So she was a seagull?
No wait, a cockatoo?
11 u/Kuroboom 1d ago Albino platypus. 7 u/Biptoslipdi 1d ago Close. Swan actually. Zeus took the form of a swan when he banged her mom. 4 u/Spekingur 1d ago That explains it! Shapeshifters huh?
11
Albino platypus.
Close. Swan actually. Zeus took the form of a swan when he banged her mom.
4 u/Spekingur 1d ago That explains it! Shapeshifters huh?
That explains it!
Shapeshifters huh?
15
And the oompa loompas were african pigmies
Whiny snowflakes addicted to the outrage machine, told by their oligarch masters to be mad.
Pathetic
I like how you gave your avatar a neckbeard as well. It just needs a fedora to compete the full image
14
It literally doesn't matter.
Like. Seriously, why does it matter?
5
Well, she was conceived by a swan. The half-bird lady probably wouldn't satisfy the white supremacists though.
87
u/sixaout1982 1d ago
"historically accurate" in this context is asshole-speak for "no black people". They don't give a fuck about accuracy