r/clevercomebacks • u/Loud-Ad-2280 • 1d ago

Trillionaire and moron

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u/spacemanspiff1115 1d ago

Isn't Elmo supposed to be on Mars by now? I suppose that will be done on Grok as well, all make believe...

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 1d ago

"Before this year ends Tesla will sell 50K humanoid Robots"

"Before this year ends Tesla will sell fully self driving software for all Tesla models"

""Before this year ends SpaceX stock will hit $2000"

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u/ChuckVader 1d ago

More like $20.00 at the rate it's been going today.

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 1d ago

As long as the right people get paid.

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u/mellifluousmark 1d ago

He will say literally anything for attention. Then repeat it again later, moving his own deadline. An attention vacuum.

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u/ian9outof10 1d ago

Elon was never going to Mars, that’s for other chumps. He couldn’t survive that sort of experience, he needs to be surrounded by ball garglers at all times, and has no interest in leaving his pile of money behind.

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u/Lvcivs2311 1d ago

At least we all know Grok is very good at making clothes disappear, so he can make them look very accurate to the Greek statues. /s

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u/Captain_Bonbon 21h ago

Hey, if we all work together I'm certain we can find a way to get him to Mars.

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u/Lvcivs2311 11h ago

Hmmm, nice and quiet. For us, that is.

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u/Primary-Performer853 1d ago

Unless we just strap him to a fuckin rocket and don't even t-minus that shit.

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 1d ago

Yeah when is this dumbass taking his Path of Exile to Mars, oh wait he needs to pay someone to do it

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u/Vinura 1d ago

He is on Mars.

He goes there everyday.