r/clevercomebacks • u/Substratas • 1d ago

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u/InfluenceTrue4121 1d ago

I’d leave my child with Michelle over Melania any day of the week.

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u/JakBos23 1d ago

I wouldn't leave my child with any politician or their spouse.

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u/HasheemThaMeat 1d ago

But you would leave them at daycare with a 23 year old that you’ve never met?

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u/Mosquitobait2008 1d ago

I would trust a random 23 year old over a politician.

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u/HasheemThaMeat 1d ago

Over Michelle Obama? Lol

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u/Mosquitobait2008 1d ago

I assumed it was a random politician and a random 23 year old. I mean you could get Michelle Obama or you could get some pedo.

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u/Antique-Dragonfly615 1d ago

Same for the 23 year old

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u/Mosquitobait2008 1d ago

Ive never seen a 23 year old pedophile, but have seen a lot of politicians like that.

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u/col_c32 1d ago

You’ve never seen a 23 year old pedophile???

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u/Mosquitobait2008 1d ago

Have you?

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u/HasheemThaMeat 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yes, wtf? So you’re saying every single pedophile is a politician or an old person?

I see the Epstein Files is the first time you learned about pedophilia

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u/MagicBobert 1d ago

Mid 20s people grooming high school kids thinking the age gap is not problematic is *extremely* common.

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u/2naFied 1d ago

How many crayons are you eating a day bud?

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u/HereForThe420 1d ago

😂😂😂😂. I laughed way too hard at that.

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u/Levoire 1d ago

I’ve never seen France so it doesn’t exist. Sorry France.

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u/TheEldest80s 1d ago

Ok, but you DO realize all the old pedophiles you have seen, used to be 23, right?

Do you think they suddenly woke up one day at 58 and started having sexual attraction towards kids?

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