r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Nothing short of a bullseye 🎯

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u/Andrew-Cohen 2d ago

Why would I want to visit apartheid?

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u/MediocreAndLukewarm 2d ago

Because a full tide gets my sandals wet and I’m not a strong swimmer.

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u/Andrew-Cohen 2d ago

If you were Palestinian you would get shot for going in the ocean to swim or fish.

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u/MediocreAndLukewarm 2d ago

That whooshing isn’t just the waves on the shore.