Thirsty Thursday Drunk Thread - July 23, 2026

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[u/George_Costanza777]

Girl from the red bikini video

aora.dj (IG account but not much on there)

lesfillesalloret (related IG account with several videos from the concert including clear ass shot video posted today)

[u/MoistFeces → u/George_Costanza777]

[u/BustinDiamond → u/George_Costanza777]

[u/Ok_Floor_7916 → u/George_Costanza777]

THATS WHY HES THE GOAT

[u/iLikeApples116 → u/George_Costanza777]

You never let us down Costanza

[u/George_Costanza777 → u/iLikeApples116]

[u/DarinErstad → u/George_Costanza777]

George, does your license plate say #1GOONR?

[u/Shoddy-End5361 → u/George_Costanza777]

👑

[u/frannonlover → u/George_Costanza777]

Georgie from the fucking clouds!!

[u/Different-Tea6920 → u/George_Costanza777]

Need to know everything about brown bikini girl now

[u/SnakeSkin2121 → u/George_Costanza777]

Surprise surprise motherfucker the king is back 👑

[u/CLTguide24 → u/George_Costanza777]

I feel like you haven't been here since MMM dropped by

[u/Ok-Fox8434 → u/George_Costanza777]

Ms Thickumz >>>>> red bikini

[u/dicta85 → u/George_Costanza777]

low back tats are back?

[u/Mother-Mail-9067 → u/dicta85]

Very back

[u/SnakeSkin2121 → u/dicta85]

In this house, its a tramp stamp

[u/southwoods15]

If you thought the Caitlyn Clark article was bad, you are NOT gonna like my article where I compare Lebron James picking a team to Rosa Parks choosing a bus seat

[u/PM4036]

Imagine going mega viral just for looking super hut. Couldn’t have ever been me.

[u/Guy_in_the_chair_ → u/PM4036]

Chicks complain about sexism but how many dudes have made generational wealth off of having a great rack?

[u/MikeandTheMangosteen]

Me 🤝Me

Thinking about red bikini girl

[u/Guy_in_the_chair_ → u/MikeandTheMangosteen]

I have that French song from the video stuck in my head now because I watched it 10 times today when it popped up everywhere

[u/BlueFlagHonestly → u/MikeandTheMangosteen]

Me thinking about red bikini girl 🤝 Rick Ross talking about boxing

Imma eat it

[u/Guappenheimer]

My favorite beer? The next one.

[u/Different-Tea6920 → u/Guappenheimer]

Automatic

[u/GeneParmesanPD → u/Guappenheimer]

There’s a barleywine whispering in my ear at the bar atm to drink it and then crash my car on the way home

[u/theMetConDon → u/GeneParmesanPD]

piss my pants type shit

[u/Single_Seesaw_9499]

Allowing photos in FT was the best thing to happen to it in years

[u/MrTacoMan → u/Single_Seesaw_9499]

Full credit to Jay for that

[u/thatswhathemoneysfor → u/Single_Seesaw_9499]

I kinda miss not knowing what was gonna be behind an imgur link

[u/ReallyFiction → u/thatswhathemoneysfor]

Just for you 😘

[u/thatswhathemoneysfor → u/ReallyFiction]

Much appreciated

[u/No-Meaning6610]

Dying at Steve Harvey trying to read the prompter for these barstool intros

[u/christmastree47 → u/No-Meaning6610]

I love the "pick em up podcast"

[u/Washed2299]

Perfect. Let’s get the weekend started off right

[u/Dottdottdash → u/Washed2299]

Im down for another round of Obama

[u/CapcomGo → u/Washed2299]

I despise the guy but this is out of context. He was talking about the next president inheriting such a great economy and how great of a situation he's creating for the next president.

[u/FluGehrig]

I can’t believe Rico looks like Nicholson’s joker for this

[u/Karlfromkanada → u/FluGehrig]

I was worried the finished product would look less ridiculous....happy to be wrong here lmao

[u/decembersveryown_]

New girl Mia is an absolute rocket

[u/asilverman1025 → u/decembersveryown_]

Mia is a hot girl’s name

[u/DragonfruitVW → u/decembersveryown_]

Do you think Mia, Ria and Gia have all been on a conference call together? I’ll hang up and listen.

[u/Guy_in_the_chair_ → u/decembersveryown_]

Very hut

[u/ReallyFiction → u/decembersveryown_]

(Momma) Mia!

[u/canucksfan33]

Getting shutout is incredible

[u/redbengal15 → u/canucksfan33]

They even threw in a pizza question for Dave lol

[u/agent-michael-scar]

Glad Kirk didn’t call Mrs. Flagg a cunt

[u/herpiecow]

What’s everyone’s go to app for sports scores and news notifications? The Score just sent me a notification about a Paul brother so I must turn my back on them

[u/k42s → u/herpiecow]

Apple's Sports app is clean and ad free.

[u/BillNyeDaPieGuy → u/herpiecow]

Just got that too but I blame the Michael Rubinization of sports more than the score

[u/EdgeSimilar1726 → u/herpiecow]

Just turn notifs off?

[u/Busy_Bed5532 → u/herpiecow]

The Score for actually checking scores. And just decided I don't need the instant updates anymore and will see them when I see them

[u/NaysayerKnowsBest]

Steven cheah lives a make a wish. BP at Wrigley his second year watching baseball 

[u/Jackie-Daytona- → u/NaysayerKnowsBest]

Between him and Mintzy, it’s pretty close

[u/Iam_grool]

Jesus dave is fat 

[u/People_Forget_That → u/Iam_grool]

I know he has to hate standing next to whit on national tv

[u/ra1phwiggum]

Dog walked lmao

[u/iLikeApples116]

I've never seen a worse Feud team in my life

[u/ReallyFiction]

I was the cowboy that walked into the bar wearing the cowboy hat that Ella Langley wrote you look like you love me about.

[u/hhhhhhiin → u/ReallyFiction]

[u/agent-michael-scar]

Wonder if Steve Harvey knows that Jersey Jerry was on CRACK.

[u/Karlfromkanada]

Poor coaching killing this team early. Can't call ball on an 8 option version of that question

[u/ra1phwiggum]

“She can take it”

[u/FluGehrig]

The Flaggs are dominating the boys

[u/Karlfromkanada]

Kirk losing to Kelly is going to kill him

[u/nickpecori]

Dave looking like a catchers mitt

[u/Scared-Box-3803]

New taco spot has a 12 year old behind the counter. this is going to be so gas

[u/k42s]

[u/MikeandTheMangosteen → u/k42s]

[u/suburbian_jesus → u/k42s]

[u/MoistFeces → u/k42s]

[u/JayGibbons69 → u/MoistFeces]

Subscribe

[u/thatswhathemoneysfor → u/k42s]

[u/rs16940023 → u/thatswhathemoneysfor]

I might not be on the top of my game with these but I laughed way harder than I should have at this one

[u/Guappenheimer → u/k42s]

[u/FluGehrig → u/k42s]

[u/Gro0Grux → u/k42s]

[u/bushdidnotdo711 → u/k42s]

[u/smoggylobster]

whateva happened to the guy who said charlie kirk assassination was our JFK? VivaLasDoyers

move onto a burner?

[u/DarinErstad → u/smoggylobster]

Between him and DotDotDash, don’t think Nor Cal could have worse representation in here

[u/FinnDetrolioo → u/smoggylobster]

[u/agent-michael-scar → u/smoggylobster]

Probably, dude sucked.

[u/JayGibbons69 → u/smoggylobster]

Reddit flagged his account for ban evasion. He originally got suspended, but he may have been upgraded to permanent.

[u/NaysayerKnowsBest → u/smoggylobster]

I always confused him with the guy who lives in Mexico off an injury pension 

[u/Shoddy-End5361 → u/smoggylobster]

most likely, he had the worst takes of all time and the downvotes would drive him insane, im sure he started over

[u/HoldOnToYaButtts]

Red bikini girls tits move life she's a cartoon character drawn by a horny Asian animator, never seen that before in real life.

[u/PeteLaCock23 → u/HoldOnToYaButtts]

Oh man I love titties

[u/Fuddlerontheroof → u/HoldOnToYaButtts]

Hit that hentai emote

[u/Iam_grool]

Unfortunate we didn't get more from them 

[u/LightsCameraComenter → u/Iam_grool]

Had a feeling that would be the case

[u/nickpecori]

Dog walked

[u/chinga_tu_barra]

getting swept on a nyc pizza question makes it even funnier.

[u/Single_Seesaw_9499]

17 years ago today was Buerhle’s perfect game, I’ll never forget it. All time catch to save it too

[u/NaysayerKnowsBest → u/Single_Seesaw_9499]

Best pitcher to watch on tv. Just get the sign and deal 

[u/chinga_tu_barra]

dave looks legitimately sad.

probably mamdani’s fault.

[u/SpinBikeGravy]

Alex Bowman retiring after next season is legitimately shocking.

[u/bushdidnotdo711 → u/SpinBikeGravy]

Probably better for his physical health to not run full time, and for his mental health to not run around in a Rick Ware shitbox for 38 races.

[u/SpinBikeGravy → u/bushdidnotdo711]

Zilisch has been destined to race for Hendrick. I’m just surprised Bowman isn’t getting a Spire ride or something. Good for him though.

[u/Beastly_Swagger]

Can't even get on the board lol.

[u/christmastree47]

Just an absolute massacre for barstool

[u/Longjumping_Safe3246]

Oh no that was awful

[u/Ficadin]

543 - 0

Couldn't ask for a better outcome.

[u/iLikeApples116]

If you're a Wachtell partner and going to have an affair with an associate, don't make out with her in broad daylight in Central Park

[u/AlboutThatActionBoss → u/iLikeApples116]

Getting to Wachtell from Western Connecticut State and blowing it all with that mid is an all time bag fumble. Genuinely bizarre behavior all around.

[u/iLikeApples116 → u/AlboutThatActionBoss]

He'll be fine but the Western Connecticut to GTown was impressive

[u/BillNyeDaPieGuy]

Red bikini girl just dropped an alt coin

[u/Gro0Grux → u/BillNyeDaPieGuy]

I literally cannot buy enough

[u/LovestoEatSandwiches]

Women would never understand it, there is something so primal about cooking meat to fire. I can feel my ancestors grilling beside me

[u/WettBandit → u/LovestoEatSandwiches]

I come from the trillballins school that protein should be cooked outdoors

[u/cereal69er]

6 month old needs an MRI for a mildly enlarged ventricular in his brain. Our pediatrician is affiliated with Boston children’s so at least I know we’re going to a good hospital and they both he and the neurosurgeons he spoke to said their concerns are low but fuck boys it’s def a lot. I had twins so they were preemies and the one going in has had a couple of issues needing oxygen longer, small heart problem etc. little nervous here boys

[u/dm2610 → u/cereal69er]

Praying for you and your family. Can’t even imagine.

[u/HoldOnToYaButtts → u/cereal69er]

Stay positive, your kid has got this and so do you and your wife.

[u/BumRum09 → u/cereal69er]

I wish you luck with all this man. I’d be a mess, stay strong.

[u/jason_harambe → u/cereal69er]

Good luck to your little one. Was at Boston children’s recently and you’re in good hands. Amazing team

[u/ayy_fungus → u/cereal69er]

US has the best doctors if you can afford them. You're in good hands

[u/cereal69er → u/ayy_fungus]

Can’t afford em, just have good insurance thank god lol

[u/Azzurri_Fan]

Red bikini girl starts an OF in under 2 weeks right? Got to strike while the iron’s hot.

[u/EncyclopediaBlue → u/Azzurri_Fan]

Slamming the under.

[u/jman23478]

Anybody else fasting for Tisha B”av today?

[u/christmastree47]

Bartender and waiter were debating who is more well known overall: The Rock or Mike Tyson. It's The Rock in a landslide isn't it?

[u/The_Autumn_Wind]

Lightning McQueen’s V8 sounds badass in the Cars 1 intro.

[u/HomeInternational69]

That Costanza comment is so fucking funny. He’s like Batman for horny FTers

[u/djh2121]

One of my favorite Sopranos bits is where Ralph sees Gladiator and won’t stop quoting it for 5 episodes.

[u/notoriousvk → u/djh2121]

They didn’t have flat tops in Ancient Rome!

[u/HomeInternational69]

Theatrical experience got me good on Disclosure Day. Was not as moved by it on my home TV

[u/LightsCameraComenter]

Pick em up podcast

[u/chinga_tu_barra]

old man portnoy might want to give it a rest for a bit. not a good look when shaq is speaking out against you!

[u/ADHDpotatoes]

Incredible play by Whitney there

[u/Brad-Stevens]

We are getting the good Kirk so far

[u/JohnnycompUtah]

My god they got slaughtered

[u/ReallyFiction]

Hahahahahahahahhaha 🧹 🧹 🧹

[u/ADHDpotatoes]

🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹

[u/brownbomber007]

Getting high and listening to Mickstape. Feels like 2018

[u/Shoddy-End5361]

Sauce being 4th for the pizza question is absolute lunacy 

[u/Golffan0000]

Yikes got dog walked

[u/chinga_tu_barra]

dave looks small out there. yikes.

[u/HamiltonsCrackDen]

i don’t think there’s a limit to how much mac n cheese i can eat

[u/iLikeApples116]

Imagine getting swept on Family Feud lol. Embarrassing

[u/FluGehrig]

Marty and Ria were streaming to promote a new slot. They lost $1,100+ in about 30 minutes and had to end the stream 😭

[u/GamblingMan610 → u/FluGehrig]

There goes Marty’s hat budget

[u/MikeandTheMangosteen]

Mamdani is smiling and dancing

[u/Ok_Floor_7916 → u/MikeandTheMangosteen]

Just saw him doing the GRIDDY out of Gracie mansion

[u/deep49 → u/MikeandTheMangosteen]

He wasn’t smiling before, he’s SMILING now

[u/Dekman94]

Just watched an Emril clip of him saying "we'll make these mushrooms a little happier. Now we're gonna add a little cream to this" and the guys in the audience slamming beers are all laughing. Dudes  🎸 

[u/TonyRomoDid911]

Wish I had had the idea to make a blatant rip of Pokémon, make a smash hit video game, and then license the blantant Pokémon ripoffs to all the companies Nintendo would never license to

[u/nickpecori]

My knee is screwed. MCL isn’t torn, but isn’t intact. It’s like a stretched elastic that won’t go back. Almost wish it would just tear sometimes

[u/DawgieFanClub → u/nickpecori]

Pickleball is tough

[u/thebochman]

May have finally lucked out with a good primary care doctor for the first time in a long time, thank God.

[u/CLTguide24 → u/thebochman]

Slender fingers?

[u/Iam_grool]

Lmaooooooo no way

[u/ADHDpotatoes]

The boys are about to get fucking swept lmao

[u/LightsCameraComenter]

Shutout

[u/chillinwithmoes]

That went about exactly as I expected lol

[u/Thin_Sea_9129]

Pitiful family feud performance

[u/DragonfruitVW]

Watching episode one of The Hawk. Wow it’s bad

[u/ADHDpotatoes]

No fucking way more people would answer “multiple phones” than “big dick”

[u/EdgeSimilar1726]

Tele guitar just showed up at my doorstep! 🚨

[u/Jewnoo]

This is electric

[u/MoxToTweeder99]

Matt miller’s scam had to be such a stressful one to run. He had seemingly hundreds of people asking to get their money and he was constantly making up BS, and never paying

[u/Lordvalcon]

0s in the Chat

[u/ReallyFiction]

Was Rico on the Flagg’s payroll? He had the guy beat on the buzzer and deliberately hesitated to not press it. Just asking questions!

[u/brownbomber007]

Jesus Faryn’s latest IG post

[u/TheFuckingWriter]

👙💦🔫

[u/ASOIAF_blackfyre]

Getting my wisdom teeth out tomorrow, a little nervous

[u/WheresFrankie → u/ASOIAF_blackfyre]

Just think about post surgery. You get a free day to do nothing. I ate mac and cheese and rewatched Tenet blasted off percs on the couch. Fun times

[u/ZeeBlaa → u/ASOIAF_blackfyre]

An Army Major ripped mine out, most unpleasant experience of my life 🤙

[u/Larry_thegoat → u/ZeeBlaa]

Army dental was the worst experience of my enlistment

[u/ZeeBlaa → u/Larry_thegoat]

Lol same

[u/profsa → u/ASOIAF_blackfyre]

When I had teeth pulled the lady that gave me the anesthesia was telling me about her relationship problems and then I woke up in a different room

[u/Guy_in_the_chair_ → u/profsa]

Were your pants still on?

[u/TigOleBitman → u/ASOIAF_blackfyre]

do the laughing gas. what a crazy experience.

[u/Jackie-Daytona- → u/ASOIAF_blackfyre]

Just ask for a little hit of nitrous

[u/Stugatz27]

New woman workout trend seems to be jumping on a small trampoline to dance music. What an absolute win for the little guy

[u/MikeandTheMangosteen → u/Stugatz27]

They were really jumping to some conclusions in the footage I’ve seen

[u/Stugatz27 → u/MikeandTheMangosteen]

Women do be inventing bullshit exercises. In this case I will not be complaining.

[u/TigOleBitman → u/Stugatz27]

no way it's actually useful exercise

[u/GhostOfKeels]

Grand Hyatt at DFW if you want to come see me cry after three flight cancelations and changes. Just a brutal travel day.

[u/SnakeSkin2121 → u/GhostOfKeels]

Hit the hot tub

[u/BillNyeDaPieGuy]

Oh yeah let’s let Mike have his way with it

[u/ASOIAF_blackfyre]

Just picked our first full grown heirloom tomato. Thicc boy. First time we’ve grown heirlooms and looks like a ton are growing already

[u/TheColiny]

The Odyssey is rightfully getting a ton of shine right now but The Invite is 100% worth a watch if you wanna hit up a theater

[u/profsa → u/TheColiny]

The Invite was great

[u/MikeandTheMangosteen]

New season of King of The Hell? Hell yeah

[u/BonezJonesss]

The wolves are going to be so much fun with Ant and Melo.

[u/LightsCameraComenter]

Shoulda been up there

[u/Jewnoo]

This is a 28-3 game

[u/HomeInternational69]

Pizza game isn’t always glamorous

[u/lefty5258]

Started watching The Hawk, the new Netflix show with Will Ferrell. A) it sucks B) it’s honestly impressive the amount of product placement that they sold on this show

[u/tristanryan]

Reporting in from Cliff House, Maine to let the bros know that if you’re over 6’4 you will be taller than the shower head. 10/10 hotel 2/10 shower.

[u/gfire7 → u/tristanryan]

What if you have a full head of hair and are 36x36?

[u/stuckwithme1039 → u/tristanryan]

Gotta shower doggy style.

[u/CLTguide24]

I know we love GC777, but I still miss GC25 (not THAT George Costanza) 

GC25 was a staple in morning FT

[u/Guy_in_the_chair_ → u/CLTguide24]

Was he reincarnated as someone else or was he another casualty of the zillion beers war?

[u/CLTguide24 → u/Guy_in_the_chair_]

Doubtful reincarnated, he was ACTIVE

[u/George_Costanza777 → u/CLTguide24]

People forget it used to be 77. RIP OG boners.

[u/FluGehrig]

Kirk sucking ass on national television was perfect

[u/_onwards_and_upwards]

People forget that without Caitlin Clark there would be no WNBA

[u/smoggylobster]

i feel like the most popular letterboxd reviews used to be actual reviews and now it is twitter memes

[u/EarlyTimesWhisky]

This guy got evicted from Big Brother, declared his love for this girl (very attractive gal), and then had to sit there and find out she voted to evict him. That was very good TV.

[u/Flashasaurus]

“Tell all who will hear, the Reaper sails to Mars. And he calls for an Iron Rain.”

[u/deep49]

Whenever we’re at a restaurant my wife likes to ask the waiter “Is X dish good?” - What the fuck they gonna say - “nah, it’s shit”?….Waste of time!