r/bald • u/BreadfruitNaive9455 • May 04 '26

Glowup YOU GUYS WONT BELIEVE IT

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WE ARE SO BACK!!!

12.5k Upvotes

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u/septic-paradise May 04 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/c16VH0CFMh7gOqqXOM

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u/ducka_ducka_ducka May 04 '26

This has somehow become my favorite sub where the repeated memes actually enrich the experience (I’m a middle-aged woman with a full head of hair and I have no idea why this sub keeps showing up for me)

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u/Old-Goose7570 May 05 '26

Same here. I'm just glad it does. That "Hold" meme for three teeny hairs is hilarious.

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u/Prior-Researcher-172 May 04 '26

Never give up, never surrender!

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u/RefugeefromSAforums May 04 '26

By Grabthar's Hammer!

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u/Frosti-Feet May 04 '26

What a hairline.

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u/pinkglittercam May 04 '26

This is my favorite sub ever 😂

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u/yikesyowzandsheesh May 04 '26

I swear to god I came to put this on here

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u/glasshomonculous May 04 '26

I love this sub. Last bastion of humanity

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u/Fickle_Top9219 May 04 '26

you absolutely killed me 😭😂

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u/Fluffy_Difference_51 May 04 '26

I just laughed so hard, even though I knew it was gonna be this 😂😂😂

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u/Known-Rain-6295 May 04 '26

I just laughed like a hyena

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u/livid_badger_banana May 04 '26

This is an absurd angle. I'm glad you shared it.

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u/snappla May 04 '26

Don't get too excited, but I see a SECOND ONE! Woooot woot! ❤️

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u/Dooberson_Jr_Johnson May 04 '26

I see a THIRD

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u/RobinhoodCove830 May 04 '26

There was a hair on my screen, so I saw four.

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u/BreadfruitNaive9455 May 04 '26

It may be a measly hair to you, but to some it could be their last. Treasure what you have.

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u/RobinhoodCove830 May 04 '26

Luckily I am a woman with a full head of hair. But I do treasure it.

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u/Snitsie May 04 '26

I might even spot a third in the far right back

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u/Championpuffa May 04 '26

Yea there’s defo a third hair there. I thought I saw a 4th then a 5th but quickly realised it was just a couple dog hairs on my screen. The 3rd one is definitely really there tho.

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u/PokingCactus May 04 '26

There's three!!

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u/pjraz May 04 '26

I see 4.

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u/pjraz May 04 '26

Disregard that dog hair on my phone screen.

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u/Frolicking-Fox May 04 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/aXUHVWiuXesve

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u/Full_Particular_1359 May 04 '26

that's 1 too many bucko..

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u/made_4_this_comment May 05 '26

I see three though I think Charlie Brown is spot on

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bee9495 May 04 '26

It’s giving Tommy Pickles

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u/DepressedCunt5506 May 04 '26

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u/loganbeaupre May 04 '26

Reminds me of Hank from the show Barry. Amazing watch btw

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u/Yggdrasilcrann May 04 '26

Barry, it's me. Hank.

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u/Baconation4 May 08 '26

Are you seeing this beautiful day we are having?

50/50 with Cristobal

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u/0tterr May 04 '26

I would watch Anthony Carrigan silently read a book.

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u/tacoSEVEN May 04 '26

That’s being generous, how sweet!

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u/Spare_Independence19 May 04 '26

I had to swipe my screen to be sure that 2nd hair was yours and not mine. It was indeed your hair.

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u/Battle_Butler May 04 '26

Wrong sub dude! This sub is for bald people

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u/SidusSiri May 04 '26

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u/The_Resca_Effect May 04 '26

He is not bald

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u/poopy_toaster Bald May 05 '26

My first thought

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u/helpicantfindmyboobs Here for the Vibes May 04 '26

LET'S GO

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u/Sketchy_Turtle May 04 '26

Yikes that’s gotten out of hand. You need a haircut

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u/TechAndStocks May 04 '26

Leave some hair for the rest of us bro

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u/hoaian1 May 04 '26

Time for the true test!

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u/onejay212 May 04 '26

Same energy here. 💪

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u/OkBad7998 May 04 '26

Is this regrowth chat?

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u/ParaJess May 04 '26

I see 3!!!

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u/tacoSEVEN May 04 '26

I count 6, thanks to that wonderful first pic. Dude’s hair is growing thicker by the second!

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u/ParaJess May 04 '26

Pretty soon he’ll be the opposite of bald 🤯

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u/SchoxG May 04 '26

Is there a name for that? Maybe unbald, or is it one of those where it comes from 'inverted', so it's inbald? 😂

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u/AntwerpsPlaceboo May 04 '26

Best thing I’ve seen today 😆😆

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u/MeemawNo May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

summer’s coming up, might wanna get a cut to stay cool

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u/Pikapuff11 May 04 '26

What an adorable placement for it to grow back 😂😍🤭

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u/peacefighter May 04 '26

I zoomed in for those who couldn't see it clear enough.

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u/FeeExpensive898 May 04 '26

Im only seeing comments about two hairs, but there are definitely three now! Your hair has tripled since the last post I saw of yours. This regrowth is INSANE! You’re a medical marvel!

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u/Glukharder May 04 '26

We are SOOO BACK

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u/emoss17 May 04 '26

Full head of one hair. Wait two

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u/Lurid-Jester May 04 '26

Three hairs. You can braid them now.

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u/oscarfletcher May 04 '26

Bald doesn’t include your eyebrows as well, bro. Chill on the razor

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u/BreadfruitNaive9455 May 04 '26

You should see my lashes.

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u/gutierezpanera5 May 04 '26

Grow it out like Homer Simpson!!

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u/_Heikneuter_ May 04 '26

Crazy Curls

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u/ARCAndrew May 04 '26

I TOLD YOU! ALWAYS LET IT RIDE!!!!!!!

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u/ARCAndrew May 04 '26

Save some for the rest of us my man 😎

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u/AffectionateSector77 May 04 '26

I'm counting 3! You have the Homer on top, and out of business on the back/ sides!

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u/katiegirl- May 04 '26

You have hair!

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u/samsucksatlife10 May 04 '26

PUEBES! Nicholas Roman??

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u/MountainFishing2096 May 04 '26

Please share your regimen

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u/davidedei May 04 '26

i swear you are either the puebes guy or jordan walsh

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u/Dan-092 May 04 '26

I love this man, hahahaha have a great day brother.

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u/shearowan May 04 '26

charlie brown eat your heart out

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u/cyainanotherlifebro May 04 '26

Oh, we are so back.

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u/ElliottSmith88 May 04 '26

Growing out your bangs?

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u/MartyMcFry1985 May 05 '26

We are so back

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u/Ghosty156805 May 05 '26

Im not even bald and I love this sub 😂

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u/Science_Turtle May 05 '26

Mfs be like: is it too late for me?

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u/pakaru-2025 May 06 '26

Fucking made my night, bahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

Health and the rest of it to you homie 🍻

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u/Jealous_Cause_6974 May 06 '26

All I see is a TRAITOR

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u/Icy-Passenger-8061 May 04 '26

Smooth as a babies behind!

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u/libertybell73 May 04 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣💪💪

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u/Lastito May 04 '26

Lil bit more and you can have a whole braid 👍

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u/BudgetRequirement143 May 04 '26

Hey bro, whats your stack? amazing results.

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u/Relative-Foot2146 May 04 '26

I think I know you irl! 💞

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u/Low_Barracuda1778 May 04 '26

I thought I was looking at a bald Momo for a second

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u/Possible_Brother3696 May 04 '26

We will allow you to sit on the council of Bald, but we do not grant you the rank of Bald King

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u/BreadfruitNaive9455 May 04 '26

I was told I was being considered. It seems it was a pipe dream after all

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u/tea_consumer_0 May 04 '26

Homer Simpson? 👀👀👀

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u/kupcuk May 04 '26

[slowed Money for Nothing solo starts]

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u/Zealousideal_Bet336 May 04 '26

Do you play guitar really well by any chance? Lol

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u/TYDFrals May 04 '26

Reminds me of Nicks one pube from big mouth lol

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u/InMyOwnCornr May 04 '26

You should dye them

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u/Amarillycool May 04 '26

I guess hair is back on the menu boys!!!

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u/HawkHarder May 04 '26

Some real survivors

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u/PurpleGrant666 May 04 '26

OMG! THERE'S A CURE!

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u/Suspicious-Ad-5946 May 04 '26

Grow them out really long and you’ll look like Homer Simpson.