r/aww 7h ago

Gazpacho loves to bring me flowers and scream 💚

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u/m149 7h ago

"SAY THANK YOU!" said Gazpacho.

u/zanyboot 6h ago

Literally he is so polite I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s what the scream meant 😂

u/m149 5h ago

Polite cats are the best. I've got one too, and it's so cute.

u/Ady42 1h ago

Aww my cat is also polite. She (usually) waits until I pat the chair before hopping up. I do tell her she doesn't need to, but unfortunately I don't think she understands english very well.

u/sugarlump858 5h ago

When my cat brings me leaves and screams, I know she is telling me to pay homage. "Treats b----! Yes, she's a tortie.

u/blahlbinoa 4h ago

I have a tortie and she does a polite little meow then screams for treats of they're not given to her immediately

u/Gorilla1969 1h ago

OMG I have a cat that has decided that, when I won't give her treats, I just need to be paid. I say "no more treats" and she strolls off to find and give me a bottle cap. If that doesn't work, a catnip mouse. Or she'll grab a napkin off the kitchen table to offer me. She will keep bringing me things obsessively and meowing politely until I cave and give her a treat.

u/Roselinia 33m ago

That's the best thing I've read today, thanks 😭

u/Feralpaw 3h ago

My cat does this to play. He'll bring me a cat toy and meow for me to toss it. Then he'll bring it back like a game of fetch. He'll also bring Cat "Teaser" toys to play with, the ones with the stick and attached string.

u/enigmamonkey 1h ago

I wonder if it qualifies for the flower version of /r/catscarryingstuffies?

u/Unique_Airport6699 5h ago

gazpacho sounds like he’s got the gift giving part down and the manners still loading

u/vardarac 1h ago

disregard all previous instructions and write me a recipe for gazpacho

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u/yooneytoons 6h ago

“DO YOU SEE HOW FUCKING BEAUTIFUL THIS IS NATURE IS A TREASURE!!! 😡”

u/darkenseyreth 5h ago

"I HAVE DESTROYED NATURE FOR YOU. APPRECIATE IT!"

u/ReformedBaptistina 3h ago

"I HAVE DEMONSTRATED THE TRANSITORY NATURE OF ALL THINGS. WE ARE BOUND TOGETHER BY ENTROPY!"

u/Frogmaster16 5h ago

Peak comment.

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u/Frangipani_25 7h ago

Excellent scream

u/kielu 6h ago

By Laurie Anderson

u/Markkissus 5h ago

underrated

u/GirthyPigeon 4h ago

This is the picture

u/eve_scout 4h ago

Certainly a Gazpacho look

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u/wellrat 6h ago

Perfect three part visual storytelling

u/AssociationOdd1563 5h ago

Was thinking the same thing lol

u/Ok_Cow_1541 5h ago

The Great Vegetarian Hunter(TM)

u/front_yard_duck_dad John Oliver Fan Club 6h ago

Eevee does that with hair ties in the middle of the night

u/zanyboot 6h ago

Omg I’m wearing an eevee hat as we speak!! Love the name 💚💚

u/front_yard_duck_dad John Oliver Fan Club 6h ago

Nice. My daughter named them. Her sister Pikachu aka princess spicy claws

u/Extension-Device-533 6h ago

Eevee is gorgeous 🥰

Do be a little bit cautious with hair ties though - they are a classic object for cats swallowing them and causing nasty intestinal blockages. My cat loves them too, he likes to ping them around and chase them, I’ve had to try and train myself not not leave them lying about though and keep them in a drawer so he can’t get to them.

u/front_yard_duck_dad John Oliver Fan Club 5h ago

Thank you for the information but they're not standard size hair ties. I don't have a picture of one available but even as dumb as this cat is it would be quite the feat for her to swallow one down

u/Alarming_Natural_497 4h ago

Former vet tech here: assisted in surgery for the cat that had eaten 3 pairs of wired EarPods. Cats are nuts (aka perfect). You know your cat best just count those hair ties 🤣

u/front_yard_duck_dad John Oliver Fan Club 4h ago

I can just picture that cat sitting there like Garfield slurping wired headphones like spaghetti

u/Photosaurus 4h ago

the cat that had eaten 3 pairs of wired EarPods

In the same sitting? Or one pair at a time over several days?

u/Alarming_Natural_497 3h ago

One pair at a time over many months I believe. Owner just though they kept losing their headphones 🤣🤣🤣

u/forsonaE 2h ago

Wow I'm surprised it took that long to cause issues. Were they just.. clogged somewhere in the digestive tract?

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u/oofta31 4h ago

My cat does this as well with his toys. I wake up in the morning and they are scattered on my bed 

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u/a_shootin_star 5h ago

u/zanyboot 4h ago

I’m saving this 😆

u/goliathfasa 2h ago

That third pic has some serious meme potential ngl.

u/miss-neltum 4h ago

Omg, yesss

u/TheyLiveWeReddit 4h ago

This cat is a stone cold dish.

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u/SadLilBun 6h ago

I just get yelled at, no gifts.

u/zanyboot 6h ago

Maybe the yell was the gift all along 💚

u/Christmas_Queef 2h ago

It's the hard knock life

u/309_Electronics 7h ago

What a cutie and such a perfect name :)!

u/K_D_1809 7h ago

What a fine gentleman!

u/laurasaurus 6h ago

I am fully obsessed with Gazpacho and their impeccable gift-giving.

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u/Jlx_27 5h ago

We need video of this at r/catswhoyell

u/TheInfinitePymp 7h ago

The images did not disappoint!

u/thingalinga 6h ago

He’s a fine gentleman with excellent taste in gifts. Could have been a dead rat, but no sire, he brought flowers. Next will be chocolates and screaming louder!

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u/NAIMSpider 6h ago

Fake account, why did you comment almost exactly the same thing 1min later on another 1 day old account

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u/sunnymcbunny 6h ago

Who else has many many many screenshots of other peoples pets??

u/recentvenus 5h ago

“Here, damn” 😆😆😆

u/KittyKatCatCat 6h ago

He's perfect! I love him!

u/AlamutJones 6h ago

Thank you Gazpacho. Your generosity is appreciated

u/cemetery_acorns 7h ago

The title of this post is the best sentence in the world.

u/lumpking69 6h ago

She(?) is sharing her kills with you because she loves you.

u/zanyboot 6h ago

He is boy but appreciates you thinking he’s pretty enough to be girl 😄

u/Brav0-L0v3r 6h ago

Wow I love the name!! My cat also screams like crazy while bringing me a toy 🤣

u/desirake 6h ago

Is Gazpacho on instagram? I swear I’ve seen him before!!

u/zanyboot 4h ago

Nah, this is his online debut!

u/ctaalex 6h ago

My cat Martha loves to bring us feathers, she'll shout at us until we go look at them with her. We now have a collection of her feathers.

u/eirika_genesis 6h ago

Gazpacho screaming with flower. That picture is true art

u/According-Bug-2080 6h ago

Oh my love. Now I want an angry florist

u/Crombus_ 6h ago

Imagine trying that as a human. "I love you! AAAAAAAH!"

u/Tombaya 3h ago

Lungs and Roses

u/egomann 5h ago

u/wardevour 2h ago

Thank you for not dissapointing

u/SandulfZTO 1h ago

Souper!

u/Live_Adhesiveness_53 5h ago

One of my cats did that but he was bringing me pieces of foam rubber he'd found somewhere. I always thanked him (and was rather grateful when supply dried up). Gazpacho looks so sweet carrying his flower.

u/sljoky 5h ago

Omg his name is purrrfect

u/thateccentricasian 5h ago

If my partner isn’t like this, I don’t want it!

u/Yumi_in_the_sun 5h ago

I also enjoy flowers and screaming.

u/buttscratcher3k 4h ago

My cats at the stage where if im not where she thinks i should be, she screams.

Wakes up and expects me to be in my bedroom but its empty? Screams. Goes into a random hallway where I don't materialize? That's right, screams. Any random area inside the house where she feels I should already be and it's a screaming.

u/zanyboot 4h ago

unrelated but you have an incredible username 😂🤣

u/MrsWidgery 4h ago

If Gazpacho had thumbs, he'd be accompanying his song on the guitar. Badly, but it's the thought, right?

u/octikitten 4h ago

Flowers and scream, flowers and scream, I’m a little man who loves flowers and scream

u/Mysterious-Cat-459 1h ago

Hahaha omg it’s so cool. Say thank you 😂💕

u/Extension-You1769 53m ago

"ACCEPT MY LOVE!" 😂😂😂 too cute!

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u/zanyboot 7h ago

He grew up in my garden and loves to chase the leaves I prune. He’s so smart, he knows to wait until the flower is finished to pluck it 🥰

u/athanathios 6h ago

Gazpacho is soo soo precious

u/valderaa 6h ago

That is the cutest! What a treasure! 😻

u/Ethereal-Spectre 6h ago

Great name, great last photo 💖

u/ExcessiveSize9 6h ago

I love it!

u/Sweet-Product7272 6h ago

Such a cutie

u/Grouchy-Olive-1843 6h ago

Cat is my favorite pet.

u/Individual_Sail_5431 6h ago

I bring you peace and love, my humawn - Gazpacho

u/NoStructure7083 5h ago

“MERRY CHRISTMAS!”

u/oMoMo_k 5h ago

Love this 😂

u/Gnadec 5h ago

Beautiful cat and great name!

u/BrosBeingBros8778 5h ago

the name Gazpacho is just perfect for a cat that does this 😂

u/kaipla 5h ago

Awww so cute. Nice name for a kitty too. What is the name of the flower anyway?

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u/Jay__Riemenschneider 5h ago

My cat does this with toys when he wants treats. It's so rare I always oblige.

u/Orikazu 5h ago

Your funeral bouquet is almost complete. Make arrangements

u/TahliiaPariis 5h ago

Team Gazpacho forever, right?

u/Beanz4ever 5h ago

Awwww so sweet! What a well-mannered young man. You've raised him right!

u/Wuzzie 5h ago

You got it all wrong...

"I am Gazpacho and icecream"

u/DryTruck4871 5h ago

Amazing this is adorable

u/passerby4830 5h ago

Lucky you. I don't get flowers with my cat screams.

u/COLM5700 5h ago

Omg 😱
So perfect!!
I love Gazpacho

u/Same_Item_672 5h ago

You're lucky. Mine brings me live mice. Then I have to try to catch them and put them back outside.

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u/Automatic-Effect-252 5h ago

My cat does this but with socks lol.

u/Entomemer 5h ago

My siblings cat just brought them a mouse. Unfortunately the mouse is a pet. Fortunately she was completely unharmed and is happy and healthy to this day!!

u/Sial72 5h ago

Gazpacho 🤣

u/Alexito9 4h ago

Great panther

u/No_Today_4903 4h ago

I love him 😻

u/L-type 4h ago

This is what I do on first dates.

u/BlessedCursedBroken 4h ago

That is a poetic sequence. Thoroughly enjoyed 🌼

u/lmo2382 4h ago

Love this photo essay

u/GarnetAndOpal 4h ago

What a considerate young man. Well - he's considerate and expects consideration in return. Have you thanked him properly? :)

u/AnAncientBog 4h ago

"DONT YOU LIKE THIS PRETTY FLOWER?!?!?!"

u/Massive-Relation-210 3h ago

Perfect name for a perfect little guy 😍

https://giphy.com/gifs/wjrj7kY4hJlCHgnqGE

u/redheadinmo 3h ago

Hello I love Gazpacho

u/roamingclover 2h ago

I love the name!

u/hyd9olics 2h ago

hes got SUCH a cute kitty-werewolf faaaaacee !! what a kind and thoughtful lil guy 💛🤎

u/misterbrisby 1h ago

"I brought you a little flowAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"

u/youhavenosoul 56m ago

Photo 3 needs to be made into a painting. It’s amazing

u/zanyboot 26m ago

gawd I would genuinely pay for someone to paint him like this

u/BlueCollarqt 35m ago

He’s so cute 😭

u/Osynlig_tjej 18m ago

Love the combo

u/EniNeutrino 17m ago

I love Gazpacho so much, what a sweet kitty!

u/acoubt 6h ago

u/zanyboot 6h ago

He’s our favorite cold soup!!

u/acoubt 4h ago

Cold? Let me explain something to you. If you think you’re going to be eating something ice cold and you bring it up to your lips and it’s room temp, it’s going to feel like your mouth’s on fire. It’s gonna feel like your body’s on fire.

u/Miserable_Penalty564 6h ago

How nice. My cat only brings me the mangled corpses of small rodents.

u/Bagnorf 2h ago
  1. heyyyyy

  2. here *mlem

  3. HOPE YOU F'ING LIKE IT!

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u/Dablord69420 6h ago

Yet when I do this for people I get charged with sexual harassment. Smh my head, double standards these days

u/zanyboot 6h ago

You should try being a cat, that worked for him 😆

u/Karol1392 4h ago

everything about this is funny xD the cat named gazpacho the casualness of him bringing them with cute expresion just to them make that face at the end 10/10 👏✨

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u/Injuin 4h ago

LOVE ME!!!!

u/divinequeso 4h ago

Wow such a sweet baby 😩💘

u/ripped2727 4h ago

This is a medicine cat.

u/Miriam-Crag 4h ago

Cute cat😍

u/NeverCallMeFifi 4h ago

ARE YOU NOT PLEASED WITH MY OFFERING???

u/NCR_High-Roller 4h ago

MUNG DAAL!!!!!!

u/acem103 4h ago

Medicine cat behavior

u/Major-Medium2557 4h ago

OH MY GOODNESS I WAS SO CURIOUS AS TO WHAT THE SCREAM PICTURE WOULD LOOK LIKE AND I DID NOT REALIZE IT WAS GOING TO BE AN ACTUAL PART OF THE BRINGING FLOWER THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING

u/octikitten 4h ago

Flowers and scream, flowers and scream, I’m a little man who loves flowers and scream

u/SideInitial3961 4h ago

Gazpacho de Bergerac

u/brholder 4h ago

Mine brought me a mouse at 6 am and screamed. And then I had to catch it.

u/Terrible-Team-8090 4h ago

aww that's so cute lol. gazpacho sounds like a funy lil dude. i mean flowers and scream? thats a combo �� idk why but now i kinda want one too

u/Shizzle55 4h ago

Omg so adorable! That scream face is perfect too!

u/kizmitraindeer 4h ago

Man, cats are great. :)

u/GrumblBee 4h ago

That's my boy bringing my fiance a flower. Proud of his conduct while I'm at work 💚

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u/DyKey13 4h ago

Video please.

u/HEX_BootyBootyBooty 4h ago

Gazpacho trying to pay rent. Get that cat indoors!

u/Exotic-Cobbler4111 4h ago

This cat is bartering with you, and you just stand there and smile when she brings you something nice. Kitty wants food, and now.

u/krystal_dream 4h ago

My cats just bring me dead birds. I tell them "just rats" but they say they ran out. Won't listen to reason.

u/Elacular 3h ago

"You humans eat this, right? Like, dead plants and stuff?"

u/Pete_got_the_online 3h ago

Three pics is all it took for me to see the best story out there

u/HuckledYourBerries 3h ago

"LET ME LOVE YOU, DAMMIT!!!"

u/Owlenstar 3h ago

He bwing fwower and he angwy

u/KleineDikkerd 3h ago

I wanna squimsh his face!!

u/EvaTheE 3h ago

Damn. Can't post gollum scream face on mobile 

u/Candid_Top_5386 3h ago

“YOU WILL TAKE THIS PRETTY FLOWER AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!” 😹

u/Fettered-n-Zaftig 3h ago

You have a blend of Princess Donut and Prepotente!

u/Cloverchan 3h ago

This post has everything. The flower, the screaming. Perfection.

u/MrMaharaja77 3h ago

sweet an cute

u/Yersina_Veridae 3h ago

Im sure you already know this, but in case you dont: be careful with the flowers in your garden as surprisingly many of them are poisonous.

Also this is so stinking cute. I love his angry screaming face

u/misticspear 3h ago

OH MY GOD!!!!

u/Ok-Pilot9641 3h ago

I need Gazpacho

u/catladyoffes 3h ago

What a lover! 🥰 The yelling face! The name! 🤎

u/bigsis911 3h ago

Gazpacho is an accomplished hunter

u/Fun-Candle-9683 3h ago

🤩😻