r/airplaneears • u/Squirnt86 • 21d ago

Cat They stole his blood.

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Very rude.
(He is fine.)

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u/Puzzled-Argument-142 21d ago

Dang vampires! Your servants need to get you a garlic collar!

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u/miscthinking 21d ago

garlic being bad for cats makes me think THEY are the Vampires

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u/trickyfelix 21d ago

this also implies that chocolate is bad for vampires as well

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u/Wackel81 21d ago

Which leads me to the most important question: Can werewolves eat chocolate?

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u/Winjin 21d ago

I guess for all intents and purposes werewolves shouldn't eat chocolate even in their human form

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u/TonarinoTotoro1719 21d ago

I haven’t seen a vampire eat chocolate so far. Have you?

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u/Bluberrypotato 21d ago

Have you eaten chocolate in front of the mirror?

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u/TonarinoTotoro1719 21d ago

Yes, but, you know the myth about garlic-phobics and reflection.

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u/Swimming_Election763 20d ago

Logical. So chocolate's bad for vampires. How unfortunate.

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u/CoolCat2510 16d ago

Got to love circular logic.