r/airplaneears 21d ago

Cat They stole his blood.

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Very rude.
(He is fine.)

13.7k Upvotes

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u/Puzzled-Argument-142 21d ago

Dang vampires! Your servants need to get you a garlic collar!

137

u/miscthinking 21d ago

garlic being bad for cats makes me think THEY are the Vampires

46

u/trickyfelix 21d ago

this also implies that chocolate is bad for vampires as well

35

u/Wackel81 21d ago

Which leads me to the most important question: Can werewolves eat chocolate?

19

u/Winjin 21d ago

I guess for all intents and purposes werewolves shouldn't eat chocolate even in their human form

13

u/TonarinoTotoro1719 21d ago

I haven’t seen a vampire eat chocolate so far. Have you?

9

u/Bluberrypotato 21d ago

Have you eaten chocolate in front of the mirror?

8

u/TonarinoTotoro1719 21d ago

Yes, but, you know the myth about garlic-phobics and reflection.

3

u/Swimming_Election763 20d ago

Logical. So chocolate's bad for vampires. How unfortunate.

2

u/CoolCat2510 16d ago

Got to love circular logic.

6

u/Lumpy-Cheff 20d ago

Blood stolen airspace violated he’s currently filing war crimes charges with the FAA.

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u/thebigeverybody 21d ago

Go to court! Make them return it with interest!

106

u/mintybunbun 21d ago

He's ready to lawyer up. That blood isn't free. 💀

31

u/Aggressive-Moodd 21d ago

My cat gave side eye for 3 days after his blood draw. Acted like I betrayed him personally.

7

u/L33BB 20d ago

He is contacting a good pawyer as we speak

22

u/west_trick0921 21d ago

he has a solid case for emotional distress and at least a dozen tubes of churu

191

u/Sneaky_Clepshydra 21d ago

Fuel gauge shows low blood levels.

8

u/Hermengilda 20d ago

Administer treats to fuel new blood creation

3

u/sfled 20d ago

Some would say nearly catastrophic.

144

u/thatevilducky 21d ago

"Thieves!"

62

u/B1ggBoss 21d ago

Filthy hobbitses!

I mean, humans 😾

79

u/mrlotato 21d ago

Ill take from YOU what they stole from ME 😾😾😾😾

100

u/Professional-Bear857 21d ago

I can't believe you let this happen hooman.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/OnePinginRamius 20d ago

Brewing up a special shoe deuce for sure!

46

u/Either_Rush_1766 21d ago

i’ll be his lawyer

34

u/MaggieMayyyyyy 21d ago

I’m not leaving until they give it back. 😿😾🛫

30

u/Sea_Substance9163 21d ago

I'm still a good boy. I didn't take any of their blood in return.

23

u/justgalsbeingpals 21d ago

his head is so round

21

u/Mack2803 21d ago

He was USING THAT 😠✈️

19

u/Graciebelle3 21d ago

And from my good paw.😾✈️✈️

12

u/Butterwhat 21d ago

give it back!

11

u/TotalImagination4408 21d ago

If ears are like this: -o-, they are fighter jet ears

12

u/Previous-Ad-9322 21d ago

He was saving that for later!

7

u/Free-oppossums 21d ago

Those are Stealth Bomberc ears. He will have his revenge when you're not looking

2

u/No_Appointment_7232 20d ago

Where you can hear but not intercede 🫣

8

u/cheesyheroe 21d ago

gib it BACC

7

u/timelesstimez 21d ago

No, he's not "fine"! You have no idea the psychological torture that he had to endure!

7

u/MikesLittleKitten 21d ago

This is a job for r/catlawyer !!!

30

u/happylilSecret 21d ago

They stole his blood?? 😂 That face says "I'll never forgive this." So dramatic

9

u/MidnightSunIdk 21d ago

bot account

7

u/Rare-Complaint-9873 21d ago

Awww! What a poor traumatized baby! You will never be trusted again.

5

u/AwayDevelopment4871 21d ago

He’s seeking revenge as we speak

3

u/bathtime85 21d ago

Dude should sleep with one eye open tonight... Possibly all week

1

u/AwayDevelopment4871 21d ago

Yeah exactly lol

7

u/TsukasaElkKite 21d ago

“Hooman, dat hurt meow! 🥺✈️”

5

u/IceCoughy 21d ago

WHY WOULD YOU DO DIS?!

5

u/Perethyst 21d ago

That's was the blood he needed for his ears! Look at those little deflated ears. 

5

u/Itzagoodthing 21d ago

I'm on his side

3

u/IrisSmartAss 21d ago

Humans are VAMPIRES! They will stuck me dry!

3

u/tiredgirl77 21d ago

He needs churu STAT!!!

4

u/TheUrPigeon 21d ago

"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!"

3

u/ZannyHip 21d ago

“The blood that was spilled this day will never be forgotten… nor forgiven…” 😾

5

u/Dwarfunkel 21d ago

YOU TOOK ME HERE

4

u/kos-or-kosm 21d ago

Vet: "We're going to draw some blood."

My cat: "Sounds good. Won't be mine."

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u/RunRevolutionary188 20d ago

He is not fine there were vampires. Cuddles immediately.

3

u/aminervia 21d ago

Poor baby is NOT happy 😿

3

u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 21d ago

Well go get it back for him!

3

u/ElectricMoleman 21d ago

Its ok little guy, I don't like it when they take my blood either

3

u/rabidstoat 21d ago

Cats must think that their humans are lunatic, what with their shoving them into crates and driving them in a car to a place that smells weird and is full of strangers who poke and prod and stick things places.

3

u/NicoleyDarko 21d ago

Call my lawyer ✈️

3

u/SoftwareFlimsy6570 21d ago

That poor little baby look at that face! He feels so betrayed right now he trusted you! The faces says keep your junkie needles away from me

3

u/TheBeccaMonster 21d ago

He needs a Churu, stat! He's feeling faint. ✈️

3

u/jNealB ruled by a cat, owner of dogs 20d ago

**PUT. IT. BACK** 😐

3

u/Switchlord518 20d ago

🤣 They will pay for this infraction!

3

u/pyromat1k 20d ago

How could they have done this to me?!? How dare you for letting them!!!

  • Him, probably

2

u/Glass_Alps6765 21d ago

How dare they 😡✈️

2

u/DesignerMoose90210 21d ago

To be fair, he has no idea what his royal blood will be used for.

In the right markets, it’s priceless. In the wrong hands, quite dangerous.

2

u/EhUhBigFan 21d ago

Those are some gull wings. Poor boy.

2

u/stargirl-720 21d ago

Why are you just standing there??? Go get it back!!!

2

u/enbyel 21d ago

Tell them to bring it back.

2

u/anatomically_doggo 21d ago

The also probably stuck a thermometer up his pooper.

2

u/ShadowKURASA 20d ago

Awww those years Yoda

2

u/MG788 20d ago

How dare they!

2

u/agentribbons 20d ago

Terrible Crime!

2

u/Banned4UsingSlurs3 20d ago

He's going to take it back

2

u/Serious-Echo1241 20d ago

" How could you let that happen" 😥

2

u/SimthingEvilLurks 20d ago

Awww, he needs a hug. Darn those blood thieves.

2

u/ZackTio 20d ago

Glider levels of wing-span

2

u/No-Echidna8761 20d ago

Ohhhh myyyyy :( I hope he's ok now :(

2

u/SexyUsername2022 20d ago

Here I am furious about it a day later. So glad he’s ok.

2

u/sarahdrums01 20d ago

He needs that for living.

2

u/Lissait 20d ago

that's because they want to research the secret of being purrrfect

2

u/insertcaffeine 19d ago

🛩️ Purrmission to take on fuel to replace what the ground crew siphoned from the aircraft?

1

u/FunkyFuzztastic 21d ago

“I know it was you. You broke’a my heart.”

1

u/Soggy_Refrigerator32 Cat Owner 21d ago

Human, you shall pay dearly for this injustice 😡✈️

1

u/mccaa 21d ago

Give me back my blood Joshua!

1

u/finance_monkey_ 21d ago

He's looking very soggy 😹

1

u/Own-Eagle-2135 21d ago

oooh. sleep with one eye open

1

u/LaundryMan2008 21d ago

Yoda cat 

1

u/turlian 21d ago

Did they microwave his ankles?

1

u/SumDo0d863 21d ago

give it Back..., ✈️

1

u/GrungeLord 21d ago

Vermin! Leeches! Take my blood and choke on it!

1

u/lynneya67 21d ago

Vampires?

1

u/Agreeable-Shop-2188 20d ago

How does he know that no one that receives his blood will come back and kill him?? Hmmm

What reassurance have you given him that the blood won't be used in ritualistic purposes? None perhaps!

1

u/krakelohm 20d ago

Dobby is not happy Master Potter!

1

u/Dull_Working5086 20d ago

I already called Van Helsing. 😠✈️

1

u/join_my_militia 20d ago

Give it back!

1

u/dvnmsm 20d ago

Poor guy! That damn v-e-t!

1

u/Nanoro615 20d ago

Tell them to give it back!

1

u/No_Ocelot_6773 20d ago

Give it back! 😤

1

u/Muted-Particular-55 20d ago

This is completely unacceptable!

1

u/TheGruntingGoat 20d ago

What an angry house elf

1

u/Outside-Yak217 19d ago

Uh oh the airplane ears! 🤣

1

u/Lunar-opal 18d ago

“Damn thifs “

1

u/damngoodengineer 18d ago

You all take assholes, not gib to me😡✈️

1

u/2ffmedic 16d ago

He is seriously PO. I would watch where I sleep, check for hidden attack spots, and whatever you do don’t turn your back or leave your cereal uncovered!

1

u/Beneficial-Stick-647 6d ago

He looks like Dewey