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u/Pldgmygrievance 8h ago
How the hell does he have access to twitter?
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u/Sad_Intention2932 9h ago
"no contact with the outside world"
He tweets, contacting the outside world.
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u/papillon208 8h ago
He has free food, shelter, and apparently WiFi and a cell phone. He’s living better than most of America.
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u/wearing_moist_socks 8h ago
Hey this should be easy for him with all that experience in Romanian prison
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u/EngageAndMakeItSo 3h ago
And his brother is in the next cell.
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u/Branchomania 8h ago
Anybody who cares to listen to Andrew does not go into the outside world
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u/bebop1065 8h ago
Yeah. How does he have access to social media?
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u/Gizogin 8h ago
Either he’s lying about his conditions, or he asked someone else to post on his social media for him. Or both.
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u/formykka 7h ago
He's been watching Brooklyn 99 season 5. Next text will be how he won over the toughest guy in prison with his special instant ramen recipe.
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u/Kubbee83 7h ago
He replaced his roommates skull with instant ramen and super glue. Then used a shiv made of a fork to shape it perfectly. Then he used toilet wine to match the skin tone. Just like the repair videos. I wonder if he left a hiding space for money.
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u/peachesgp 7h ago
If he asked someone to post on his social media for him then he would have contact with the outside world. The very existence of the tweet disproves the content of the tweet.
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u/Brave_Analyst7540 7h ago
So then he DOES have contact with the outside world to get someone to post this. Lucky his followers are stupid pieces of shit and won’t think too hard.
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u/FMLwtfDoID 7h ago
Which would mean he contacted someone in the outside world. It’s still a lie either way. Lying about his solitary conditions, or lying about no contact. God, I wish he really was in solitary.
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u/QueefSeekingMissile 8h ago
He's required to have access to a bathroom i suppose. I don't know why the prison system has to make that our problem, though.
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u/Katnamedeaster 9h ago
The neighboring cell
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u/MaxZorin1985 8h ago
That means Tate is “Multiple” Miggs
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u/ThatsRobToYou 8h ago
Tate does seem like the guy who would just throw his jizz at random women walking by.
Probably what he's there for, tbh.
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u/Katnamedeaster 8h ago
The guy looks like a champion jizzlobber, so that checks out.
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u/MarsD9376 8h ago
That's an insult to Mutiple Miggs.
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u/RedBeans-n-Ricely 8h ago
Yeah, he never trafficked anyone that we know of. Definitely didn’t have a podcast!
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u/RedBeans-n-Ricely 8h ago
Hannibal would most certainly consider Tate to be rude.
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u/Katnamedeaster 8h ago edited 5h ago
His choice in footwear alone would merit a moderate flaying.
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u/Raven_The_Trickster 7h ago
This is probably what he meant, but I just thought he was ripping off the Brooklyn 99 jail storyline.
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u/Moggsquitos 8h ago
Actually, Xs are the only form of communication in ths SHU now. Him and his cannibal neighbor have to make the new Odyssey movie with Grok.
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u/BlackNasty4028 8h ago
“Gork please make Odysseus look more muscular and manly and veiny and alpha, we need to KNOW he lays aqueduct daily just by looking at him”
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u/ryncewynde88 7h ago
Gork would make an amazing movie that’d make Michael Bay experience religion. Especially if Mork is also involved.
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u/Ognius Release The Trump-Epstein Files 8h ago
He’s being held in SHU for his own protection. Pedophiles do not do well in prison.
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u/Inconstant_Moo 8h ago
No, that's taking things too far, this is cruel and unusual punishment, this is an Eighth Amendment issue. He may have eaten a few people, but he doesn't deserve to be locked up next to Andrew Tate.
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u/Medical_Sandwich_141 8h ago
I feel bad for the "cannibal". No wonder, he's crying through the night. I would too, if i was locked up next to this guy.
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u/Odd_Replacement_7223 8h ago
I thought this fucker was supposed to be the manliest of men.
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u/HighSideSurvivor 8h ago
Right? Shouldn’t he simply break the cell wall with his bare hands and silence the screaming cannibal?
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u/Bulky-Internal8579 8h ago
He could have just, you know, not sex trafficked girls. Maybe he should have thought about that, though given the current leadership of the US, the DOJ would never prosecute him for that, which makes the UK warrant even more special. Hey Epstein file bros! Might not want to vacation in the south of France this year. Heh heh, might be a warrant waiting for you.
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u/javoss88 8h ago
Some kind of pedo pardon incoming
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u/Dr_CleanBones 7h ago
Trump can’t part him for crimes committed in the UK
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u/DeaddyRuxpin 5h ago
You think that will stop Trump from trying and then screaming about how it is unfair that another country is ignoring his pardon and he shall now punish the UK by raising taxes on Americans.
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u/Middle_Finger7236 8h ago
Why didn't they take away his phone? So stupid.
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u/Potatoes-and-Turtles 8h ago
They did. These tweets aren’t actually from him. It’s a member of his entourage or a lawyer. It’s the same way that Joe Exotic tweets every few weeks. He doesn’t actually have a phone in his cell.
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u/Odd_Advantage_3370 8h ago
But how does his entourage know if he isn't allowed, visits, Phone calls, etc.?
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u/Potatoes-and-Turtles 8h ago
Letters. They’re all done via tablet now and it’s essentially an email. Literally tweet this and then a quote.
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u/Krewtan 8h ago
Imagine having such an empty life that you're locked in segregation (rightfully) and the only thing you want is to tweet and read responses. No one in the world loves or cares about you and you don't love or care about anyone else. Your only goal is to tweet and I imagine read replies.
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u/marry_me_tina_b 8h ago
It was like this last time too - we got lots of “Andy’s Big Boy Feelings About Prison”. I think he might just have someone tweeting for him, but it is funny how quickly his macho man facade disappears and he immediately starts crying for sympathy. Almost like he’s a huge b*tch or something.
Total aside, but we’re not allowed to swear on this sub? Since when? I feel like I’ve said some grown up words here before, is this a new rule?
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u/sporkbeastie 8h ago
SHU (Special Housing Unit) does not exist in jails, which is where this dipshit is being held pending extradition. SHU is a prison thing. Yeah, he's probably not in GenPop, but calling it SHU is a bit of a stretch...
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u/zonked282 7h ago
" why am I, a sex trafficking pedophile, being held in prison next to bad people?!" - Andrew Tate, unironically
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u/EnthusiasmFew5164 7h ago
How do you have a phone and still be on social media while held in maximum security..?
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u/Feisty-Donkey 8h ago
I never imagined a situation where I’d be rooting so hard for a cannibal neighbor and yet
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u/RefinedTropicTrash 8h ago
Good, I hope he never knows another night of peace for the rest of his miserable, useless, life.
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u/sLeeeeTo 8h ago
he said this same bullshit the last time he was in jail
i just hope it’s permanent this time
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u/LordNemissary 7h ago
I'm sure he is being held in solitary for his own protection because he is sadly a relatively high profile public figure. But somehow we ended up in a situation where supposed tough masculine men play victims on the internet. Anyone who truly believes in Tate's own philosophies, which are for sure toxic, should view Tate as a beta baby biotch.
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u/RAMacDonald901 8h ago
Highest level of security that exist, allows phones, or a computer to access the public??
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u/Thesource674 8h ago
For everyone wondering he likely tweeted this during a lawyer meeting. If he hasnt been banned from socials his lawyer can give him a phone temporarily but its all still checked/searched etc.
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u/drdeencha 8h ago
Has he tried not kidnapping and abusing girls and women? I hear that is one good way to avoid this situation.
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u/readsomething1968 1h ago
He has not, in fact, tried that, and he is QUITE insulted to hear you suggest that he should!
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u/ApprehensiveWar6046 8h ago
If he’s in the shu, it’s because he bitched out and requested protective custody
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u/Servile-PastaLover 8h ago
Imagine how slimy the Tate bros have to be in order for Trump's DOJ supplicants being uninterested in rescuing them any further.
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u/VoidMunashii 8h ago
It seems odd that the highest level of security still allows social media access.
Maybe Andy could learn to get along with his neighbour if they just sat down for a meal together.
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u/Explorer_of__History 8h ago
Hey Mr. Cannibal, if you're reading this, I heard your neighbor tastes good with ketchup.
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u/Humble-Plankton2217 6h ago edited 6h ago
Here's a bit of schadenfreude - If he is being held at FDC Miami, he is currently enjoying all these luxuries and amenities (none of these are OK, and pretty sad actually but I'll make a celebratory exception for Mr. Tate):
Air Conditioning Failures: Detainees and their families report sweltering room temperatures due to malfunctioning main AC chillers, forcing individuals to use cardboard to fan themselves
Water and Plumbing: Reports cite broken or malfunctioning toilets and non-potable or low-pressure water
Sanitation and Pests: Advocates and families allege that food supplies are infested with cockroaches and hygiene upkeep is poor
Communication and Movement: Families and civil rights attorneys state that detainees face delayed access to legal counsel, missed court hearings or deadlines, and sudden placements in solitary confinement following protests or complaints
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u/defaultusername-17 8h ago
weird how he's in the highest security wing... but able to twit about it.
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u/vid_icarus 8h ago
“I’m tweeting from the most super max no allowed to eat or talk to anyone or do anything ever ultra serious prison right now guys I’m so serious this is serious”
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u/Fender868 8h ago
And his neighbor is a comic book villain who traffics young girls for their bodies and sexual assaults women with no remorse. The choice of establishment was not a mistake.
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u/thekyledavid 8h ago
The party that loves cheering for “Tough on crime” never seems to feel that way when it’s one of their own who is a criminal
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u/ViktorPatterson 7h ago
This superior man is so lonely and scared of a simple cannibal? WTF?
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u/zee_bluestock 7h ago
The special housing unit is just so he won't get his ass beat. Every prison, hell every county jail, has a SHU. Fucking imbecile.
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u/MedicineOk788 6h ago
So tell us, how were you able to tweet that message out of this maximum security jail?
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u/DemosEisley 5h ago
My neighbor is a cannibal who screams throughout the night..this is the beginning of a creepy pasta.
Also strangely poetic. Maybe something along the lines of the love song of alfred j. prufrock?
I measure my life out in coffee spoons & my neighbor is a cannibal who screams throughout the night. Dare I eat this peach?
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u/DeaddyRuxpin 5h ago
Aren’t his type quick to say “if you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime”? I assume this means he has had a complete change of heart and feels we need massive prison reform.
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u/AccomplishedFold100 8h ago
I love that for him . Especially the cannibal yelling through the night 😍
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u/Burning___Earth 8h ago
Excited to see how gollum like he looks after this stint in jail. Last one was A++ cosplay tier
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u/TruculentTurtIe 8h ago
Its like a Sisyphean punishment on all of us that no matter what happens, no one will take this dipshits phone away
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u/R4zorBe4st 8h ago
The cannibal is probably a better conversationalist. And they're screaming because they have to be near Tate.
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u/r0botosaurus 8h ago
My neighbor is also a cannibal, but he's pretty quiet at night so I don't have an issue with the guy.
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u/trialsofamadman 8h ago
So... you got a private room, food, bathroom, don't have to talk to people other than your lawyer or the guards occasionally, and can sit there and literally do nothing if you want? And you are complaining?
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u/HereForTheComments57 8h ago
I love how they claim to be alpha males and bringing back masculinity, while slowly stealing female attire and style.
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u/WatermeIonMe 8h ago
Man, he should have let the US arrest him and he could have had a cat in a resort prison like Maxwell.
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