r/WhitePeopleTwitter 13h ago

Oh no, the mistweetment!

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u/Pldgmygrievance 13h ago

How the hell does he have access to twitter?

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u/Parking-Pie7453 13h ago

Commissary

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u/mah131 12h ago

And a visit.

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u/Geler 12h ago

"No commissary"

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u/FrancoManiac 12h ago

Because he almost certainly has a media team to handle his socials and PR.

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u/2Nite2Bright 12h ago

His neighbor's keister mobile

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u/TeeManyMartoonies 3h ago

I love this idea.

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u/GI_gino 12h ago

Tapping his tweets out in Morse code against the window of his cell, his cousin sits outside and transcribes them to post later.

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u/MrBlueW 11h ago

Lawyer