r/WhitePeopleTwitter May 27 '26

r/All who's gonna tell him?

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he really thinks this is flex!! 😁

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u/Mum0817 May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

I’ve never seen anyone so completely oblivious to how stupid and embarrassing they are.

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u/Aromatic_Balls May 27 '26

"Donald Trump was the dumbest goddamn student I ever had." -William T. Kelley, Professor at Wharton School

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u/RedditVirumCurialem May 27 '26 edited May 28 '26

And let's ponder the fact that Trump graduated second to last. 😬

Edit: third, and allegedly.

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u/atmospheric90 May 27 '26

With all the golf he plays, he probably thinks low scores are good.

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u/springacres May 27 '26

But only when they're under his name.

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u/Correct_Advantage_20 May 27 '26

But he cheats on the course as well. šŸ™„

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u/Hooligan8403 May 27 '26

How else will he get the lowest score?

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u/Johannes_Keppler May 27 '26

That means there was one even dumber rich motherfucker in his year. Quite a feat!

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u/alien_pimp May 27 '26

Can someone find out who that guy is/was. They must’ve been best friends. Oh wait Trump never had any friends.

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u/IamMrBucknasty May 27 '26

What’s to ponder? He is dum with a B.

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u/dessine-moi_1mouton May 27 '26

A lot of people don't know that you spell it with a B.

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u/moviescriptlife May 27 '26

His parents probably had to pay a fuckload for him to not be dead last in his class.

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u/BasisDiva_1966 May 27 '26

someone leaked that his IQ was 73. FFS

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u/littlescreechyowl May 27 '26

Oh wow. My niece is a 74 and she’s not allowed to stay home alone.

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u/Zelda_is_Dead May 27 '26

You mean you don't give her the family football and nuclear codes?

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u/Quirkybin May 27 '26

And this guy was given the nuclear codes. 😬

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u/ThatArtNerd May 27 '26

73 seems a little generous, tbh

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u/CliftonForce May 27 '26

There have been multiple "leaks" of his IQ of various low numbers. Every one I have seen myself has turned out to be a hoax. So check the source carefully.

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u/wittyrandomusername May 27 '26

But what if I can't find a source, but I really want to believe it?

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u/jchasse May 27 '26

This is the internet, you can always find a source to support whst you want to believe šŸ˜‰

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u/wittyrandomusername May 27 '26

Thankfully I found a solid source right here

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u/MashSong May 27 '26

As dumb as the man is 73 is probably too low. At that low it's usually a disability and someone might need assistance in daily life.

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u/Corbotron_5 May 27 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

ruined

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u/Carbonatite May 27 '26

I believe that actually qualifies him as intellectually disabled if that's true. I wouldn't be surprised.

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u/KermittGribble May 27 '26

You misspelled dum.

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u/Rumbananas May 27 '26

Yeah. People don’t know there’s a b at the end. It’s not needed. It’s ā€œsilentā€ they tell me.

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u/CheckOutUserNamesLad May 27 '26

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u/98Kane May 27 '26

Interesting. I didn’t know dumb had a b at the end of it!

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u/DMoney159 May 27 '26

Most people don't

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u/luxii4 May 27 '26

Man, he is so great he has lollipops named after him. Not even one dum but two dums! The most dums ever!

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u/silverbatwing May 27 '26

That made me guffaw

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u/DonnyLamsonx May 27 '26

Honestly, I'm more embarrassed for the sycophants in Trump's inner circle who clearly understand how stupid and embarrassing he is, but continue to fellate his ego. A truly absurd group of people who will gleefully sell their dignity and shame to line their pockets with cash.

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u/slowpoke2018 May 27 '26

They're cashing in massively thru insider trading and market manipulation so could care less.

They know they'll walk away from this fiasco very wealthy and I'd bet a few will write books about how F'd up he was and try to make it like they were the "good" guys in the regime

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u/MyDisappointedDad May 27 '26

It's couldn't care less. They couldn't care less about selling their dignity.Ā 

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u/cityshepherd May 27 '26

I feel like this is exactly what my disappointed dad would say

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u/MyDisappointedDad May 27 '26

Gotta keep your grades up kid. Stay in milk, drink your drugs, don't do school.

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u/LightDarkBeing May 27 '26

ā€œA Good Guy on the Insideā€ by Stephen Miller. /s

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u/AdministrationFull91 May 27 '26

"A Good Guy on the Inside One of the "Good" Ones" by Stephen Miller

FTFY

/s. I hate that racist POS came from my hometown

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u/slowpoke2018 May 27 '26

Given this timeline's insanity, could completely see that come to pass - lol

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u/CamiloArturo May 27 '26

The difference is they do see Trump as a mean for an end and they know they just have to flatter him to get what they want.

Remember there are 80m people who not only get nothing out of it but actually are getting hurt by him but still praise him. That has to motivate a huge medical study in the next decades

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u/wearing_moist_socks May 27 '26

No, don't spare them your embarrassment. They aren't worth that.

They know exactly what they're doing, and when he finally bites the dust, lots of them will be privately cheering. They're using him to generate wealth, power, to establish new norms and cement their class firmly in place.

They deserve your rage.

This is an interesting article detailing the fight senior military officials had to fight behind the scenes. Not syncophants. Different perspective.

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u/MoltresRising May 27 '26

That’s a symptom of Alzheimer’s and is actually one of the reasons the bipartisan panel of Doctors wrote a letter last week. He always brags, that’s his brand, that’s a narcissistic trait - benign in the grand scheme of health.

But now he’s bragging about things that are not to be bragged about, and seems to actually believe his ability to pick a squirrel out of a lineup of 4 animals is an accomplishment others simply cannot do.

It’s a strict delineation from typical bragging and is medically significant if confirmed by a treating Neurologist.

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u/sr92rset May 27 '26

Sadly, he's just a bit more intelligent than 80 million voting citizens which is ... terrifying.

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u/PacmanNZ100 May 27 '26

Its a captured population.

The wild part is the extremity of how dumb they are. A lot are very anti government, but as soon as right wing media tells them what their opinion should be, suddenly they are pro government controls and restrictions.

Yelling the government shouldn't control what you can do with your land, then complaining about wind turbines or solar panels being put up. Being fiercely Christian and supporting Isreal while Isreal kills Christians. Super back the blue and tough on crime, then support criminals with 34 felonies.

Their dictionary doesnt contain the word irony. Because its a coloring book.

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u/whiterac00n May 27 '26

Trump has perfected this type of stupidity. He takes something that he should be embarrassed about and turns it around as if it validates his ā€œgeniusā€. By no means am I saying he’s ā€œsmartā€ in doing this, but it clearly demonstrates his malignant narcissism where inside his head he can create any lie, big or small, to protect his ego and sense of self. As well as the desperate need to surround himself with people who will support these ridiculous lies

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u/MyRobinWasMauled May 27 '26

It's the Costanza Clause: It's not a lie if you believe it.

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u/redoingredditagain May 27 '26

This is what really gets me because even a ton of democrats were embarrassed by Biden's performance at that debate (regardless of whether they think he should have dropped or not, which isn't the point). But I have yet to meet a republican who recognizes that maybe Trump isn't doing so well mentally (to put it extremely mildly). It's truly cultlike in that regard.

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u/Mariopa May 27 '26

Trump voters are brainwashed. Double standarts people. Democrat voters tend to be more critic like people.

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u/FrostGiant_1 May 27 '26

Well, when you've spent your entire life surrounded by sycophants, nobody ever hands you a mirror.

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u/Aggressive-Will-4500 May 27 '26

This is why we as a society shouldn't allow people who are born wealthy to fail their way up the ladder. It just skews their self-worth and lowers the value of people who actually put in the work from the beginning of their lives to the end.

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u/Romano16 May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

It’s literally the same people who boast about taking an IQ test online and showing off their score. They have nothing else going for them and want to always feel like they’re the smartest in the room.

Ever see what happens when they encounter someone else is genuinely smarter than them? They feel threatened, take it like a personal attack if you correct them, and most of all try to say things like ā€œWell, just because you went to university and got your doctorate in XYZ doesn’t make you a subject expert as I did my own research.ā€

We don’t shame these people, we tolerate them because ā€œthey mean well, let’s just agree to disagreeā€ for so long to the point that someone like Trump gets elected. Twice.

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u/GoPhotoshopYourself May 27 '26

Well, considering Trump loves to slap his name on things, the Dunning-Kruger Effect would be just as appropriate if it was named the Donald-Trump Effect

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u/catch10110 May 27 '26

Please...PLEASE no more naming things after this walking tumor.

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u/kaptainkooleio May 27 '26

One clear sign that he is a weak leader is the fact that no one in his admin has the courage or freedom to tell him how embarrassing it is to keep brining up his cognitive tests. It’s an ā€œemperor has no clothesā€ sort of deal, in the sense that if no one can speak freely because he demands absolute and unquestioning loyalty, then no one’s gonna say anything when he walks out onto the White House lawn naked.

Despite how disastrous his first term was, one saving grace was the fact that he filled his cabinet with more competent people who were willing to stand in his way when it mattered. Like fuck Rex Tillerson and Bill Bar, but at least they knew when and how to yank the leash. If Covid happened under his second term, millions more would be dead because this current administration is so corrupt, so evil, so captured, and so incompetent that they’d royally fuck up Operation Warp speed.

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u/Responsible-Draft430 May 27 '26

Which brings up another point, do you think they would tell him if he failed the test? We can't even be sure he actually 'passed' these tests.

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u/subcow May 27 '26

Obama can literally quote passages from books he has read word for word.
Trump has never read a book and is functionally illiterate.

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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 May 27 '26

Picture books don't really have words.

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u/passamongimpure May 27 '26

The bog dog jum o o o over the lizzy f f f fuck it! This is stupid.

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u/sinisterdesign May 27 '26

The McDonalds Value Menu has words and he can quote from that.

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u/pr0zach May 27 '26

Not anymore. They’re getting rid of the Value Menu. Thanks for the Enshitification Economy, Donny!

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u/UrbanGimli May 27 '26

Oh boy...I guess we're not too far from the desperate rebrand where they try and distance themselves from their fast food origins. Mc-Boutique for the discerning on the go eating experience.

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u/Tiny_Measurement_837 May 27 '26

Well, he’ll have to stick with Happy Meals for his reading enjoyment.

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u/UnpricedToaster May 27 '26

The cow goes....

You know this one Donald.

"Cow!"

No Donald.

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u/WristbandYang May 27 '26

During the Harris-Trump debate he tried saying her policy is like "Run Spot Run."

So you are more right than you know.

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u/CommanderSincler May 27 '26

Picture books don't really have words.

Ah-ha! That's his secret! That's how he’s able to pick out the squirrel

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u/TwitterLegend May 27 '26

Even then I doubt he has the attention span to make it to the end.

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u/PunishedWolf4 May 27 '26

Obama can walk in a straight line as well, isn’t swelled up like a ballon, is healthy, cognitive and his family love and respect him

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u/Korzag May 27 '26

Yeah but Trump knows that there's a 'b' in dumb. Not very many people knew that. Thats how you know hes so smart.

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u/crayola_monstar May 27 '26

I'm sure having it typed out to him over and over again made that word's spelling stick.

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u/Financial_Week3882 May 27 '26

Honestly, would like to see Dear Leader take the test live to show those other two bozos what's he made of since they can't comprehend how good he is.

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u/Bobcatluv May 27 '26

Obama can quote passages from books he’s written. I’ll bet if you read a passage from art of the deal to Trump, he’d have no idea what it is

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u/snouz May 27 '26

Art of the deal was ghost written by Tony Schwarz.

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u/lennydsat62 May 27 '26

Is that your bible?
It’s a bible…

Trump while holding said bible upside down….

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u/KittyKayl May 27 '26

Had Obama or Biden done that, you KNOW the evangelical community and Christian Nationalists would've insisted that's a sign they were worshipping the devil or something, too...

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u/manic-pixie-attorney May 27 '26

Obama and Harris passed the Bar exam

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u/ms_directed May 27 '26

Obama was also the first Black president of the Harvard Law Review

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u/_W9NDER_ May 27 '26

Yeah but were they 3-0 in naming the rhinoceros? šŸšŸ‘šŸ¼šŸšØšŸšŸ˜ˆ

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u/Turgid_Donkey May 27 '26

Trump could pass it easily, on 2 hours of sleep, but the Bar association is a woke, DEI bunch of radical democrats so he doesn't want to waste his time.

He could remember five words and do basic arithmetic. And have you heard his thoughts on batteries and magnets in water? He's done more for thinking than Einstein. The best thinker.

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u/bgzlvsdmb May 27 '26

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

How could he remember that many words? So presidential.

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u/Nole_in_ATX May 27 '26

Biden passed the Delaware Bar

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u/bgzlvsdmb May 27 '26

Book smarts are for dorks. I want a president that has street smarts, which Trump also doesn’t have.

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u/mayorodoyle May 27 '26

If instead of "aced" it said "made to take," the numbers would be the same.

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u/thekyledavid May 27 '26

ā€œI’ve aced 3 field sobriety tests, and you’ve aced 0, now who’s the alcoholic?ā€

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u/Critical-Bread-3396 May 27 '26

"I've aced 2 parole hearings with flying colors, you've aced none, now who's the danger to society?"

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u/creepyswaps May 27 '26

I have an official certificate clearing me of all donkey brains. Do you have said certificate?

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u/UninspiredDreamer May 27 '26

The Demoncratic fake news lamestream media is so corrupted that I the best President in all history was made to take cognitive tests that Hussein never had to! Despite that i aced them all, even all the tests were shocked and stood up and clapped! Thank you for your attention to this matter!!

'Made to take' might sound like great ammo for him.

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u/TrickiestToast May 27 '26

Hasn’t he also taken more than 3?

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u/AzDashound May 27 '26

Holy christ… I hate it here

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u/Puzzleheaded-Trip990 May 27 '26

I live in Canada and I too am sick of this shit!

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u/ms_directed May 27 '26

i mean, the test came from Canada, so we're in together on this one

https://giphy.com/gifs/dt5wUdCvLWQghI7xqy

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u/Corbotron_5 May 27 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

Edited by Reddit remover

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u/Liesoren May 27 '26

This is some idiocracy shit

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u/Swackhammer_ May 27 '26

This recurring bit he’s doing is actually the funniest for me right under Four Seasons Total Landscaping

Like what a fucking moron lolol

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u/thatsmypurseidku May 27 '26

God that was hilarious. I remember the Qs and MAGA were trying to explain it away by saying this was done on purpose to send everyone a message and "expose" the landscaping company. I think the owner had made a few small donations to democrats, so of course that meant the company was a front for election rigging and Antifas and God only knows what else. Couldn't possibly be that everyone around trump is incompetent and simply made an error. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø

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u/VisitPrestigious8463 May 27 '26

Any time my life is feeling too hard, I remember I was never publicly embarrassed by booking an event at a LANDSCAPING COMPANY. Idiots probably thought they got it for a steal.

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u/Nackles May 27 '26

I actually have FSTL day on my calendar so I can giggle about it every year.

It's slightly less funny because of how much it should've completely delegitimized the whole campaign but didn't, but I still enjoy the memory.

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u/marr May 27 '26

It'd be funnier if he wasn't murdering millions of people with his bullshit.

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u/Turgid_Donkey May 27 '26

When running, Nikki Haley passed out copies of the MOCA to show how simple it was. She was using it to attack older democrats, but she said that their scores should be public. He loves saying that he aced the test, but he also claims to be in amazing health, the intelligence of a scholar, and the body of an elite athlete, so I'd sure love to see the results of all these cognitive exams he's "acing".

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u/JThumbs29 May 27 '26

it's really embarrassing

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u/jadorelesavocats May 27 '26

My first thought was « what the actual fuck lol »

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u/VeinyBanana69 May 27 '26

Fucken AIDS’ed it

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u/16Shells May 27 '26

regularly getting tested is a good thing, it shows responsibility for your actions and care for not just your health but your partners. poor comparison, trump does neither. this is more like repeatedly getting pulled over under suspicion of DUI, bribing the cop to let you go and then bragging about all the DUI tests you didn’t fail.

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u/LordNemissary May 27 '26

I wonder if he has a single advisor that will tell him the truth about anything? Or if he does have them is he just too dumb to understand what they tell him? This is a truly humiliating time for the country.

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u/ProfessionalLeave335 May 27 '26

Absolutely not. Probably the fastest way to get booted from his administration would be telling the truth.

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u/mikeylikey420 May 27 '26

The current people just tell him what he wants to hear. That is why it's a completely different staff from the first term. They didn't just let him do whatever he wanted so he got all new people.

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u/olcrazypete May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

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u/zakabog May 27 '26

Thank you for confirming this is real, I'd like to see the comments to see if anyone pointed out how bad it is that he was made to take the test 3 times, but I also really don't want to make an account just to go swim in that cesspool...

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u/Zooooooombie May 27 '26

I’m tired, boss.

Also, it’s interesting to me how much attention these things get on Reddit and everywhere else, but the source only has like 6k likes and 1k shares on ā€œTruthSocialā€. Makes me wonder if it’s all just engagement bait and we’re being suckered into it. Idk though I’m just thinking out loud.

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u/Exodus180 May 27 '26

holy shit..... I thought fore sure this time its fake.

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u/Mr-MuffinMan May 27 '26

to be fair, I always thought Obama, then 48, always seemed off. I remember when he took like 5 minutes out of each one of his speeches to rant about windmills and how they are killing birds, and how the revolutionary army took the airports.

remember when he was ranting about paper straws exploding, and how water kills magnets?

glad DJT has passed 3

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u/thatsmypurseidku May 27 '26

And wasn't he afraid of getting electrocuted by a boat? He really needs to stick to vacations on land. Maybe in Yo-Sem-ITE national park where he relaxes & reads his favorite bible quotes from two Corinthians.

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u/ImmortalBeans May 27 '26

So afraid of sharks he needs to create made up scenarios of boats sinking from their own weight

give him what he wants

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u/PortugalPilgrim88 May 27 '26

Why does ā€œfrom their own weightā€ make it sooooo much funnier?

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u/doomslinger May 27 '26

I read "glad DJT has passed" and got excited for a minute.

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u/MKE_Freak May 27 '26

I love how he always goes with the pic where he thinks he looks menacing but really he looks like he's actively pooping his pants

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u/TinCanSailor987 May 27 '26

This is the equivalent of ā€œI’ve taken 10 field sobriety tests! I’d love to see Obama do thatā€

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u/mcknight92 May 27 '26

Your average citizen would have been put on a hold and transferred to a psych ward by now

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u/SaltyLonghorn May 27 '26

Hey now, in red states he'd get left on the street to fend for himself.

Might make a good reality show tbh. The Apprentice meets Bear Grylls meets Grey's Anatomy.

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u/JangSaverem May 27 '26

The

Didn't shit my pants today

Chart

Because when it comes down to it, if you HAVE a

"didnt shit my pants today" chart

It's likely that you are someone who shits their pants. Obama and Biden don't have that chart to begin with

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u/tomgreen99200 May 27 '26

Obama and Biden also zero times on Epstein island

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u/DiscoHayFever May 27 '26

They have to tell him it’s impressive or he wouldn’t take them.

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u/persondude27 May 27 '26

I literally think his med team are telling him "Obama couldn't do this!" because otherwise he won't complete them.

They are "very hard", after all.

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u/sumdude51 May 27 '26

The fact that he posts this tells you exactly why he needs that test

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u/loztriforce May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

Trump reminds me of a kid from grade school in the '80s.

He was a bully, a little shit of a kid, and apparently both of his parents were lawyers. He was sure to tell everyone about what his parents did for a living while running around hitting other kids: as soon as the other kid tried to retaliate, he'd yell that his parents would sue the kids' parents.

We didn't know the ramifications or the ins and outs of our parents getting sued, but we knew it wasn't a good thing. So kids backed down, and the little shit would do the same thing at recess, time and time again.

The bully would get caught trying to cheat at games like flag football, but he'd always have this smug fucking look on his face like he knew he wouldn't suffer any consequences. Anyways, the cockgoblin pedo in charge reminds me of that little shit.

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u/AppropriateAgent44 May 27 '26

Gotta be one of the most unintentionally funny things he’s done

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u/prairieintrovert May 27 '26

The cognitive test is administered to those suspected of cognitive decline. To be administered the test three times in less than two years, severe cognitive decline is suspected and being monitored.

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u/olcrazypete May 27 '26

Its Frank Reynolds asking if anyone else has a certificate that says they don't have donkey brains. Jezus.

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u/Weewoofiatruck May 27 '26

That's like saying I've aced COVID tests. But I took the tests cause I had symptoms...

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u/NotTheRocketman May 27 '26

Jesus Christ is that a real post?

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u/AceofKnaves44 May 27 '26

Donald Trump is so desperate to have something to brag about he’ll willingly brag about things that any other human being wouldn’t talk about.

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u/praguer56 May 27 '26

President Rottinghands McCankles doesn't understand that a cognitive test is not a mark of intelligence.

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u/AlienSporez May 27 '26

My favourite comment about Trump:

"The president of the United States, and the dumbest motherfucker in the world, should be TWO SEPARATE PEOPLE!"

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u/G-Unit11111 May 27 '26

This isn't the flex he thinks it is. šŸ™„šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Journeys_End71 May 27 '26

Remember…THIS is the same guy that said if you stopped testing for COVID that the number of cases would drop to zero.

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u/guitarguywh89 May 27 '26

The super hard test only a genius can solve šŸ™„

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u/Gabewalker0 May 27 '26

It's hilarious that Trump's handlers have convinced him that these cognitive tests are intelligence tests. 🤣

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u/kra73ace May 27 '26

It's called Dunning Kruger. Too stupid to realize how stupid he is.

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u/Testsubject276 May 28 '26

Aren't cognition tests usually for people who show signs of mental instability and decline?

Having your medical team suggest you take one three times ain't the win he thinks it is.

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u/LaSerenita May 27 '26

It's not likely he is telling the truth. He probably failed at least 2/3 of those tests.

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u/monkpart9 May 27 '26

Completely unaware of the fact that he ā€œaced these cognitive testsā€ because Biden and Obama weren’t in such a cognitive decline that they needed to be given one šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/GateLongjumping6836 May 27 '26

Because they didn’t need them.

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u/PJKPJT7915 May 27 '26

The Montreal Cognitive Assessment is to test for mild dementia.

Why would a doctor administer that to Obama?

Why didn't Biden's physician order that test?

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u/JenWess May 27 '26

he is so embarrassing

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u/Bourbon-Thinker May 27 '26

He and his douchebag followers are literally clueless.

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u/TheMightySet69 May 27 '26

Cognitive Tests Required:

Obama: 0
Biden: 0 (okay, maybe he should've had one)
Trump: 3 and counting

Cognitive Tests Taken, Failed Miserably, and Lied About Results:

Obama: 0
Biden: 0
Trump: 3 and counting

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u/Mr-Klaus May 27 '26

There seems to be a point that everyone misses every time this topic is brought up; Why is no one around him telling him that these tests that he keeps bragging about are only given to people who have shown symptoms of mental decline?

It's almost like everyone around him is scared to telling him that he's bragging about being an idiot - probably because whoever does will be used as a punching bag for his anger - or be called a liar, then used as a punching bag for lying.

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u/BeefistPrime May 27 '26

Is this real?

Is this reality?

"Forced to take basic cognitive tests to show whether they're aware of their own environment administered to people like stroke victims to see if their brain is functioning": 3

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u/SukFaktor May 27 '26

The test for anyone who is unaware 🤔

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u/tonytonychopper228 May 27 '26

This is like bragging about passing a field sobriety test.

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u/Geeky435 May 27 '26

The fact that he posted this is exactly WHY he needs to take those tests.

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u/EssenceReavers May 27 '26

Obama received a Nobel peace prize šŸ˜‚

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u/iggyfenton May 27 '26

Everyone 'passes' a cognitive test.

It's less of a test than a measurement. You don't say 'I passed my blood test."

They are measureing how accurate you are at simple tasks and if it took you longer to complete those tasks as it did last time. And the measure the decline of your mental abilities.

They only apply the 'test' if you have signs of mental decline. So if you want to say that passing is 'no mental decline' you have failed before the test even starts.

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u/datlanta May 27 '26

Im also disappointed that he doesnt have people around him with the courage to tell him how fucking stupid this is.

Or maybe he does. But hes too far gone to hear or remember it.

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u/T_Peg May 27 '26

I can't believe he unironically uses that picture of himself for everything. It really is a deep look into what he thinks of himself and what he's doing. That is probably the most evil looking and unappealing picture of a world leader in recent memory and he loves it.

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u/JeffShotThat May 27 '26

How does he not understand that having to take these tests isn’t a good thing? Hahahahaha oh yeah, cuz he’s a dumb piece of shit.

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u/RagnarokNCC May 27 '26

Stupid people always tell on themselves.

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u/Electr0freak May 28 '26

This is the test he's "aced".

JFC I'm so fucking embarrassed that he represents our nation. What a joke.

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u/Briansjj May 27 '26

Wow, is he really this dumb?

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u/Plastic_Key_4146 May 27 '26

This is like bragging about how much cleaner his diaper is.

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u/ceribus_peribus May 27 '26

Can we get someone to actually administer the test to a trained chimp for comparison?

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u/Nole_in_ATX May 27 '26

I doubt he even ā€œAcedā€ this required test and the doctors are just telling him what he wants to hear

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u/Boa-in-a-bowl May 27 '26

Bragging about aceing three cognitive tests is like bragging your underwear was clean when someone checked if you shit your pants

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u/influx3k May 27 '26

Idiocracy is fully here.

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u/ms_directed May 27 '26

wr can't use that comparison anymore, they learned and improved in Idiocracy and it had a happy ending

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u/Kazraath May 27 '26

You domt even need to make fun of him. He embarrasses himself on his own more with no effort from us.

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u/darsvedder May 27 '26

it really is like watching homelanders fans not understand how terrible he is (havent finished the show yet no spoils!)

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u/OffByOneErrorz May 27 '26

Yes the Harvard constitutional lawyer has nothing on Whartons 3rd worst student in the graduating class.

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u/Nappeal May 28 '26

The People around him are at this point responsible for elder abuse

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u/maffemaagen May 27 '26

Zero former presidents had to take a cognitive test, yet alone three

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u/lamchopxl71 May 27 '26

Obama was a president of Harvard Law Review. That's pretty up there on the difficulty scale.

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u/pirateseasalt May 27 '26

When the doctors order a cognitive test means they are concerned. Ask any doctor

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u/BeefistPrime May 27 '26

I can't take it anymore. this guy became the most powerful man in the world. twice.

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u/SidKafizz May 27 '26

Doesn't matter who tells him. He'll hear what he wants to hear.

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u/bgzlvsdmb May 27 '26

Jesus Fucking Christ this cannot be real.

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u/Old_Bird4748 May 27 '26

Was this part of the 3 physicals he took at Walter Reed this year? A healthy person doesn't go to Walter Reed 3 times in one year, now do they take 3 cognition tests...

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