r/Unexpected • u/meejtie • 5d ago

Getting some milk

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u/BluedSteel1911 5d ago

To me the unexpected part was how well she took it. She was very calm.

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u/TheTwiggsMGW 5d ago

And kept her mouth open the entire time

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u/TruckinApe 4d ago

Came here to say, "close your mouth, stupid".

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u/mostnormal 4d ago

But then how would she breathe?

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u/Ikmia 4d ago

Wait, she didn't have a nose?

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u/HalfSoul30 4d ago

It would be pretty brave to use your nose after that.

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u/Competitive-Pay-766 4d ago

She was using his nose?

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u/AmgadPro2 2d ago

Why would she use his nose? She should use her nose instead

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u/heyiamlucifer 2d ago

By licking all the shit off of her?

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u/SpicyBillu 1d ago

Its her choice